784 dildos found in diddy house

HiiiPower

Superstar
Joined
Oct 14, 2012
Messages
11,304
Reputation
1,815
Daps
42,025
Reppin
NULL
those poor cleaning ladies

a56.gif
my-room-scoop-up.gif
 

Yecht

Superstar
Joined
May 27, 2012
Messages
11,292
Reputation
-1,381
Daps
25,590
Imagine you work your whole life to get a cushy job as a Fed only for your assignment to be counting the # of dildos that were collected from Diddy's crib :merchant:
 

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

All Star
Joined
Jan 29, 2014
Messages
7,327
Reputation
-179
Daps
12,291
Imagine you work your whole life to get a cushy job as a Fed only for your assignment to be counting the # of dildos that were collected from Diddy's crib :merchant:
Probably have to inspect them all too, thoroughly
Swabbing for DNA and checking functionality

They can probably start a dildo review website by the time they're done
 

Sleepy Floyd

Superstar
Joined
May 25, 2022
Messages
5,254
Reputation
1,225
Daps
21,740
Reppin
Houston, Texas
this is real??? I thought it was a joke online..

Headline is insane.

Who's reporting this tho?

There's a community note on that tweet for a reason.

Dont see a credible source at all

some guy with access to a twitter account and image editing software

Fake ass story

Why would Diddy use dildos when he uses real penis
It's a meme but likely true
 
Top