Whoa, homie.
What career are we talking about here? Comedy? That's a joke.
You're not funny.
At all.
I don't remember anything funny that you've posted. You don't post any sets. And you don't crack any jokes.
The only thing I've heard you talk about your stand up career is taking shyt from no-names, scrapping to get on an open mic and DESPERATELY trying to not be perceived as a bytch. Oh, and that you've been paid a few bucks here and there to perform.
You're nothing. You're dust.
Baseballs are white.