The Great One
Swag Surfin
"I'm the best in the world blah, blah, blah"
*Calls The Rock by his first name, talks about how he left the WWE to make bad movies, and then talks about how he's been overlooked by the fans and management as champion* CHECK
*Complains annoyingly about stuff nobody cares about* CHECK
*Says something to break the fourth wall and let the fans know wrestling is scripted* CHECK
*Drops the mic in the ring* CHECK
There, I just saved you guys from having to sit through a 15 minute CM Punk promo.