7/26 IMPACT Thread: Chavo Guerrero
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The Great One
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Aces and & 8s clearing out when Storm shows up 
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g-ice
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Bobby Roode starting shyt got my nikka James Storm marked for death. 
Shadow
Enjoy your life and loved ones.
Man that was a good main event, both men over 40 but still putting on quality matches. 
I like how the suspicion has shifted from Roode to Storm. Glad the aces actually let the match end too they were probably in the back like "
Ya'll see this match brehs? We gotta let them finish!"
I like how the suspicion has shifted from Roode to Storm. Glad the aces actually let the match end too they were probably in the back like "
Ya'll see this match brehs? We gotta let them finish!"
This is what I think about this episode:
Hopefully Dixie Carter uses some of that Panda Energy money to hire security this week... or at least buy stun guns for everyone. Not gonna lie... I'm just glad I'm not the baby daddy of Clair Lynch, I swear you can't raw dog crackhead hoes while drunk listening to the 2 Live Krew like the old days right A.J. Styles? Meanwhile the Aces Eights Order giving out beatdowns like a 4th of July Everything Must Go sale... time for Impact. Sting comes out with his face paint looking Axe and Smash Demolition-ish pissed as hell about ANOTEHR asswhooping he received last week. Wait... Dixie made Sting is the General Manager of Impact YET AGAIN?! With AJ being perky General Manager of Raw will Teddy Long use his "HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA" connections to regain power as Smackdown General Manager? Austin Aries and Kurt Angle comes out pissed off as well about their ass whoopings wanting to do something about it.
Oh Snap, Robert Roode comes out and trying to make a fragil alliance with the others in the ring claiming that he knows who's behind the attacks... he names James Storm as the secret mastermined of Aces and Eights likes he's Kareem of the Cash Money Brothers on New Jack City. Damn Storm rushes down to the ring and violently brawls with Roode while the others watches knowing they don't get paid extra to break up fights. So I guess this will be the new storyline TNA will be unfolding in the next couple of weeks: trying to figure out who's the true leader of the terroist group. This week they are accusing James Storm, next week they are gonna accuse Miss Tessmacher... hey just like Terry Funk used to say about Mick Foley: "Don't you ever trust a person who's ass is wider then their shoulders!" and Tessmacher has a ton of junk in that trunk. Maybe it's The Pope... no telling what he learn from Bane on the movie set.
Wow.. they got wrestlers backstage hyping up Chavo's debut like he's a legend... and maybe he is... maybe. Meanwhile Wonder Year's Jason Hervey questioning Roode's wild accusation... Roode says "fukk this, I'm out!" and leaves the Impact Zone. Sweet Jesus a lovely pan-up of Christie Hemme as she announces Gail Kim and Madison Rayne-Hebner... speak of the devil Earl Hebner is refereeing this match. Now out come MILF Tara and Mickie James... watching this match still makes me wanna watch the TNA parody porn orgy featuring: Asa Akira, Lisa Ann, Brooklyn Lee and Stoya. Camera men working hard with dem zoom-ins, and I approves. Damn Tara and Mickie are using double Boston Crabs and Double Heel Hooks... talent. Wait Madion pins Mickie but Mickie kicks out... but Madison gave Earl a blowjob backstage so Earl awards the match to Madison and Gail Kim, a right choice. Backstage Boss Sting LIKE A BAUCE makes Austin Aries do his work by cutting some X-Division wrestlers.
This week they are re-doing Sam Shaw's GutCheck opportunity, this time he has a video package. More wrestlers backstae hyping up Chavo's return, does Dixie know which Guerrero she'd hired? Time for the second try of Sam Shaw's GutCheck match, he's gonna fight Douglas Williams aka Thuglas Trilliams. Sam is atheletic and has a lot of energy, he kinda reminds me of WCW's Above-Average Mike Sanders but with a little more talent. Wait a minute... Joey Ryan back int he crowd AND HE HIT A ROCKET PUNCH ON AL SNOW, HILARIOUS! Al Snow got knocked the fukk out, if Joey Ryan not apart of Aces and Eights I would be surprised. Rolling Chaos Theory... Douglas wins, not gonna lie I was destracted by Joey Ryan but I wasn't dissapointed with this match Sam has potential. Backstage A-Double trying to pick who's gonna become the #1 Contender of the X-Division belt... something tells me that Aries gonna pick his boy Kenny King but we'll see. Damn he kicked out Rashad Cameron and his jive talk out the door... he's gonna be working for "yard bird" with Slick if this keeps up.
IT'S TIIIIIMMMEEEEEE for the debut of Chavo Guerrero... oh snap he's calling himself "Jr" again like the WCW days, but they could have gave him better music like some Iriques Eglaises (I don't know how to spell his name) or something. Damn the crowd is hella fired up for his debut, no wonder all ex-WWE stars come to TNA cause they are treated like gods... (as Alberto Del Rio) "...but we already knew that!" I wouldn't be surprised if they let Chavo win the TNA Heavyweight Championship in 2013... but I wouldn't mind him taking the TNA Television Title from Devon or as we all in the TSC said to pair him with Hernandez to form the new LAX. Gunner and TSC's Kid Kash not liking the attention Chavo is getting and they are letting him know. Gunner and Kid Kash need to form a tag team called "The Sleeve Tattoos", not gonna like I'm not understanding why Kash is mad unless he's just racist towards mexicans. Chavo using his "latino heat" to jump them... now Hernandez comes out to help Chavo, LAX 3.0 coming soon. Kurt Angle backstage talking to James Storm saying he don't believe Robert Roode but still suspects Storm of being the secret 3rd man of the n.W.o... I mean Aces and Eights.
Backstage the GutCheck judges backstage and Al is salty as hell from that Falcoln Punch he recieved from Joey. SMH at the tweets showing at the bottom of the screen. I just want to say what the hell do they expect when you let people in for free, any vagrants can come in at anytime to cause trouble... Joey ryan... Aces and Eights... Chavo Guerrero, wait he has a job. Highlights of the Maury Povich video of Clair Lynch and AJ "I was Drunk" Styles, speaking of AJ he comes out for a BFG Series Match against "The Accused" James Storm. HOLY shyt look at the mean mug stare from Clair Lynch in the front row, she looks like she wanna steal Style's soul Shang TSung style. Damn, Storm hits his old "Eye of the Storm" move... Vintage Cowboy. Jesus... AJ violently throws James in the turnbuckle with a release Northern Lights Suplex. Damn this is a good match... damn I shouldn't have said that cause here comes Aces and Eights to jump: Styles, Storm, Earb Hebner, and security. Seriously TNA, how are you gonna run a tournament when you got nikkas beating up the wrestlers that's in the tournament? Maybe you shouldn't have merge the two storylines together I'm just saying.
Looking at the replay AJ took that closeline like he's Heath Slater. Backstage James Storm jacking up Jason Hervey for being annoying and nosey, if only Kevin Arnold would have did the same thing decades ago. Now it's time for the judges to judge and decide if Sam Shaw gets a TNA contract... and these Twitter comments needs to fukk off my screen. A pissed off and bruised up Al Snow votes... No, he votes No despite the fact he admits he didn't watch the match. Brother Love votes... Yes. As usual it comes down to a split decision, damn Sam bringing up old shyt that taz did back in the day when Taz was actually respectable and a great shooter wrestler. Taz votes... Yes. So once again another rookie gets a TNA contract, which makes me wonder how the hell Joey Ryan didn't get a contract? Am I the only one that thinks TNA is desperately trying to recreate the moment when Razor Ramon got pinned by the 1-2-3 Kid?
Meanwhile A-Double STILL deciding who gets a title shot at the x-Division Title. Austin rightfully eliminates Dakota Dawsow AND gives a shout-out to his pops The Repo Man aka The Blacktop Bully aka Demolition Smash... yeah I reemember all of the aliases. WHOOOOOO at the shot at Christie Lee Hemme, now it's time for the X-Division Title Match and out comes Zema Ion. Backstage Aries makes his final cut, according to Aries and the doctors Sonjay is still injured from the Destination X ppv so as I predicted earlier Aries has picked his boy Kenny King to get the shot. Damn, Zema keeping his jheri curl all oiled up with his hair spray. Scust at Zema trying to get the Direct Auto Insurance Impact of the Night... only he would want that. Damn Kenny hit Zema with a spinning kick to the back of the head followed by a Capture Suplex to across the ring. Damn this is a good match... damn I shouldn't have said that cause we got more interference, this time Robert Roode interferes for Zema leading to a moonsault for Zema to retain the X-Division title. So they are starting a program with Roode and King, should be interesting. Aries didn't like that shyt though and comes out to give Roode a clubbering.
Highlights of The Greatest Man That Ever Lived winning the TNA Heavyweight Title from Robert Roode at Destination X, a great damn moment and the rematch will happen at Hardcore Justice. According the BFG Series Leaderboard, because James Storm didn't have a finish it allows Samoa Joe to barely stay at First Place with james Storm a close second. Now it's time for the main event which is also a BFG Series Match between Kurt Angle vs Bully Ray. Wit the Olympics starting tomorrow it makes me wonder what would have happened if Kurt Angle would have somehow made it on the 2012 Olympic Team Again? He would have suplex the hell out of some russians OH IT'S REAL IT'S DAMN REAL... but foolishly TNA wouldn't record any of it. Wait... Kurt filmed something with Will Ferrell on Funny or Die? He's trying to get his John Morrison on I see. Damn Bully hiting a old school piledriver on Angle, weird that TNA is one of the few places that don't ban the piledriver. Kurt tossed Bully over his head like a feather, if that was Dolph Ziggler he would have flew to the 9th row seats. Damn Bully had some height with that Rock Bottom. Killa Kurt goes for a moonsault... and misses again, I don't remember Kurt hitting a moonsault since the day he broke Hardcore Holly's arm with a moonsault.
Angle Slam... Kurtis wins and earns 7 points. That was a good match... damn it I really shouldn't have said that cause the Aces and Eights are attacking Kurt. Aries, Styles and Sting comes out to brawl with the gang. Storm comes out to join the brawl but Aces and Eights don't want anything to do with Storm and they leave. Angle, Aries, Sting and Styles all look at Storm like he's the puppetmaster of all of this anarchy. What does all this mean? We'll find out next week, holla!
Hopefully Dixie Carter uses some of that Panda Energy money to hire security this week... or at least buy stun guns for everyone. Not gonna lie... I'm just glad I'm not the baby daddy of Clair Lynch, I swear you can't raw dog crackhead hoes while drunk listening to the 2 Live Krew like the old days right A.J. Styles? Meanwhile the Aces Eights Order giving out beatdowns like a 4th of July Everything Must Go sale... time for Impact. Sting comes out with his face paint looking Axe and Smash Demolition-ish pissed as hell about ANOTEHR asswhooping he received last week. Wait... Dixie made Sting is the General Manager of Impact YET AGAIN?! With AJ being perky General Manager of Raw will Teddy Long use his "HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA" connections to regain power as Smackdown General Manager? Austin Aries and Kurt Angle comes out pissed off as well about their ass whoopings wanting to do something about it.
Oh Snap, Robert Roode comes out and trying to make a fragil alliance with the others in the ring claiming that he knows who's behind the attacks... he names James Storm as the secret mastermined of Aces and Eights likes he's Kareem of the Cash Money Brothers on New Jack City. Damn Storm rushes down to the ring and violently brawls with Roode while the others watches knowing they don't get paid extra to break up fights. So I guess this will be the new storyline TNA will be unfolding in the next couple of weeks: trying to figure out who's the true leader of the terroist group. This week they are accusing James Storm, next week they are gonna accuse Miss Tessmacher... hey just like Terry Funk used to say about Mick Foley: "Don't you ever trust a person who's ass is wider then their shoulders!" and Tessmacher has a ton of junk in that trunk. Maybe it's The Pope... no telling what he learn from Bane on the movie set.
Wow.. they got wrestlers backstage hyping up Chavo's debut like he's a legend... and maybe he is... maybe. Meanwhile Wonder Year's Jason Hervey questioning Roode's wild accusation... Roode says "fukk this, I'm out!" and leaves the Impact Zone. Sweet Jesus a lovely pan-up of Christie Hemme as she announces Gail Kim and Madison Rayne-Hebner... speak of the devil Earl Hebner is refereeing this match. Now out come MILF Tara and Mickie James... watching this match still makes me wanna watch the TNA parody porn orgy featuring: Asa Akira, Lisa Ann, Brooklyn Lee and Stoya. Camera men working hard with dem zoom-ins, and I approves. Damn Tara and Mickie are using double Boston Crabs and Double Heel Hooks... talent. Wait Madion pins Mickie but Mickie kicks out... but Madison gave Earl a blowjob backstage so Earl awards the match to Madison and Gail Kim, a right choice. Backstage Boss Sting LIKE A BAUCE makes Austin Aries do his work by cutting some X-Division wrestlers.
This week they are re-doing Sam Shaw's GutCheck opportunity, this time he has a video package. More wrestlers backstae hyping up Chavo's return, does Dixie know which Guerrero she'd hired? Time for the second try of Sam Shaw's GutCheck match, he's gonna fight Douglas Williams aka Thuglas Trilliams. Sam is atheletic and has a lot of energy, he kinda reminds me of WCW's Above-Average Mike Sanders but with a little more talent. Wait a minute... Joey Ryan back int he crowd AND HE HIT A ROCKET PUNCH ON AL SNOW, HILARIOUS! Al Snow got knocked the fukk out, if Joey Ryan not apart of Aces and Eights I would be surprised. Rolling Chaos Theory... Douglas wins, not gonna lie I was destracted by Joey Ryan but I wasn't dissapointed with this match Sam has potential. Backstage A-Double trying to pick who's gonna become the #1 Contender of the X-Division belt... something tells me that Aries gonna pick his boy Kenny King but we'll see. Damn he kicked out Rashad Cameron and his jive talk out the door... he's gonna be working for "yard bird" with Slick if this keeps up.
IT'S TIIIIIMMMEEEEEE for the debut of Chavo Guerrero... oh snap he's calling himself "Jr" again like the WCW days, but they could have gave him better music like some Iriques Eglaises (I don't know how to spell his name) or something. Damn the crowd is hella fired up for his debut, no wonder all ex-WWE stars come to TNA cause they are treated like gods... (as Alberto Del Rio) "...but we already knew that!" I wouldn't be surprised if they let Chavo win the TNA Heavyweight Championship in 2013... but I wouldn't mind him taking the TNA Television Title from Devon or as we all in the TSC said to pair him with Hernandez to form the new LAX. Gunner and TSC's Kid Kash not liking the attention Chavo is getting and they are letting him know. Gunner and Kid Kash need to form a tag team called "The Sleeve Tattoos", not gonna like I'm not understanding why Kash is mad unless he's just racist towards mexicans. Chavo using his "latino heat" to jump them... now Hernandez comes out to help Chavo, LAX 3.0 coming soon. Kurt Angle backstage talking to James Storm saying he don't believe Robert Roode but still suspects Storm of being the secret 3rd man of the n.W.o... I mean Aces and Eights.
Backstage the GutCheck judges backstage and Al is salty as hell from that Falcoln Punch he recieved from Joey. SMH at the tweets showing at the bottom of the screen. I just want to say what the hell do they expect when you let people in for free, any vagrants can come in at anytime to cause trouble... Joey ryan... Aces and Eights... Chavo Guerrero, wait he has a job. Highlights of the Maury Povich video of Clair Lynch and AJ "I was Drunk" Styles, speaking of AJ he comes out for a BFG Series Match against "The Accused" James Storm. HOLY shyt look at the mean mug stare from Clair Lynch in the front row, she looks like she wanna steal Style's soul Shang TSung style. Damn, Storm hits his old "Eye of the Storm" move... Vintage Cowboy. Jesus... AJ violently throws James in the turnbuckle with a release Northern Lights Suplex. Damn this is a good match... damn I shouldn't have said that cause here comes Aces and Eights to jump: Styles, Storm, Earb Hebner, and security. Seriously TNA, how are you gonna run a tournament when you got nikkas beating up the wrestlers that's in the tournament? Maybe you shouldn't have merge the two storylines together I'm just saying.
Looking at the replay AJ took that closeline like he's Heath Slater. Backstage James Storm jacking up Jason Hervey for being annoying and nosey, if only Kevin Arnold would have did the same thing decades ago. Now it's time for the judges to judge and decide if Sam Shaw gets a TNA contract... and these Twitter comments needs to fukk off my screen. A pissed off and bruised up Al Snow votes... No, he votes No despite the fact he admits he didn't watch the match. Brother Love votes... Yes. As usual it comes down to a split decision, damn Sam bringing up old shyt that taz did back in the day when Taz was actually respectable and a great shooter wrestler. Taz votes... Yes. So once again another rookie gets a TNA contract, which makes me wonder how the hell Joey Ryan didn't get a contract? Am I the only one that thinks TNA is desperately trying to recreate the moment when Razor Ramon got pinned by the 1-2-3 Kid?
Meanwhile A-Double STILL deciding who gets a title shot at the x-Division Title. Austin rightfully eliminates Dakota Dawsow AND gives a shout-out to his pops The Repo Man aka The Blacktop Bully aka Demolition Smash... yeah I reemember all of the aliases. WHOOOOOO at the shot at Christie Lee Hemme, now it's time for the X-Division Title Match and out comes Zema Ion. Backstage Aries makes his final cut, according to Aries and the doctors Sonjay is still injured from the Destination X ppv so as I predicted earlier Aries has picked his boy Kenny King to get the shot. Damn, Zema keeping his jheri curl all oiled up with his hair spray. Scust at Zema trying to get the Direct Auto Insurance Impact of the Night... only he would want that. Damn Kenny hit Zema with a spinning kick to the back of the head followed by a Capture Suplex to across the ring. Damn this is a good match... damn I shouldn't have said that cause we got more interference, this time Robert Roode interferes for Zema leading to a moonsault for Zema to retain the X-Division title. So they are starting a program with Roode and King, should be interesting. Aries didn't like that shyt though and comes out to give Roode a clubbering.
Highlights of The Greatest Man That Ever Lived winning the TNA Heavyweight Title from Robert Roode at Destination X, a great damn moment and the rematch will happen at Hardcore Justice. According the BFG Series Leaderboard, because James Storm didn't have a finish it allows Samoa Joe to barely stay at First Place with james Storm a close second. Now it's time for the main event which is also a BFG Series Match between Kurt Angle vs Bully Ray. Wit the Olympics starting tomorrow it makes me wonder what would have happened if Kurt Angle would have somehow made it on the 2012 Olympic Team Again? He would have suplex the hell out of some russians OH IT'S REAL IT'S DAMN REAL... but foolishly TNA wouldn't record any of it. Wait... Kurt filmed something with Will Ferrell on Funny or Die? He's trying to get his John Morrison on I see. Damn Bully hiting a old school piledriver on Angle, weird that TNA is one of the few places that don't ban the piledriver. Kurt tossed Bully over his head like a feather, if that was Dolph Ziggler he would have flew to the 9th row seats. Damn Bully had some height with that Rock Bottom. Killa Kurt goes for a moonsault... and misses again, I don't remember Kurt hitting a moonsault since the day he broke Hardcore Holly's arm with a moonsault.
Angle Slam... Kurtis wins and earns 7 points. That was a good match... damn it I really shouldn't have said that cause the Aces and Eights are attacking Kurt. Aries, Styles and Sting comes out to brawl with the gang. Storm comes out to join the brawl but Aces and Eights don't want anything to do with Storm and they leave. Angle, Aries, Sting and Styles all look at Storm like he's the puppetmaster of all of this anarchy. What does all this mean? We'll find out next week, holla!
Sonny Corinthos
Superstar
How long till James Storm 'quits' on TNA and comes back a year hanging from the rafters?
Aces & Eights
Joey Ryan vs Al Snow Cage Match at Bound For Glory... BOOK IT!
It's obvious that Crackhead Claire is the mastermind behind Aces & Eights
...don't be giving TNA any ideas, but then again 
at the thought at Clair Lynch paying Aces and Eights in crack rocks.