6ft gotta be the most frauded height of all time

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I'm 6 foot 3 barefoot and 6 foot 4 with shoes and honestly, it has it perks and I see why some dudes would lie about their height:ehh:


Women feeling overwhelmed by my height lol. My ex was 5'2 and people would always give us the Weebay face. I'll never forget this one chick asked my ex "Girl how do you suck his dikk?!" :krs:

White people always asking "Hey you play basketball?"

Yeah, for the Rancho Cucamonga Cracka Killas. You want tickets? Lmao. I be straight lying my ass off. :lolbron:
 

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I'm 5'11 and i can tell you people shorter than me are always trying to claim that height.
I legit had a situation in college where me and a friend were talking to a girl. He is about an inch or two shorter than me. Somehow the topic of height come up.
He said he's 5'11. I told her i'm 5'11 too. They look at me clearly taller than him and he tells me :damn: nah breh you like 6ft.
I was like :mjlol: naw you just 5'8 and don't want to admit it.
Damn breh, u couldn’t help him out :mjgrin:
 

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I'm either 6'2 or 6'3. I was taller than a guy that claimed to be 187cm.
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Just get swole that'll solve most problems unless you hideous looking
 

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I'm 6'3.75 barefoot, but I just round it up and say 6'4

It's hilarious when women ask how tall I am and they think I'm 6'5 or taller because of all the men who lie about it. And don't let a guy barely 6' with Jordans on who frauds about his height be in the vicinity:sadcam:
 
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i dont know how this happens but ive gotten different measurements every single time ive went to the doctor. Ive gotten everything from 510 to 6-2

i went in Tuesday and was 6-0 on the dot.

my license says 6-2 cause that's what I was measured as at 18..always knew that was bullshyt cause I got a cousin that's legit 6-2 and he's always been taller than me.

I thought I was the only one. Last year I went to the doctors and they told me I was 5'10 the year before that they told me I was 6'0 and they year before that 5'11. :snoop::mindblown:
 

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unless you're super short, its how ur body is built that attracts the ladies. despite what a lot of these dudes will say, muscles mean a lot to women. just trust me on that.

Keep telling yourself that

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This is a good thread cause every 5'10/5'11 nikka here knows he's guilty, me included :dead:

That bein said i wouldn't wanna be over 6 feet anyway, cause when you're in the club you stick out like a sore thumb and every single bytch can see how you're movin. And also if you're not a handsome nikka, then bein tall dont help cause then you just look like a big doofus

:yeshrug:
 
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