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[Human Torch]

RIP to Patrice da GAWD

 

[Dooby]

RIP to Patrice da GAWD

God damn didn't even know he was dead

We lost an underrated legend

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I got tickets to patrice's next show

 

[Marti]

wait... you talk to women

 

[JLova]

women should be seen and not heard

Sadly, I doubt you'd say this in front of your mother.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

They mentioned a lot of pointless details. Whenever I'm in a situation where I have to listen I be wanting them to get straight to the point. They see shyt differently tho, so sometimes it could get interesting.

 

[beenz]

my old lady is guilty of never giving me the cliff notes of a story. I always gotta be like "lets cut to the chase" otherwise she will keep on rambling.

 

[Jet]

truth! just get to the damn point!

 

[JLova]

women are very detailed...so it's not surprising that their stories are....detailed. Yo just have to learn to block out the filler.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

ask a man how was your day breh

it was fine just went to work

ask a female

oh Lord, let me tell you i went into work and blah bla bla bla bla bla bla

Well, i get the female part. Shiit is just rambling, venting frustrations and ultimately: seldom interesting.


As a dude... You will put twists and turns just for kicks.and thats the part of being a man: we like entertaining folks. I got folks that want to meet me for drinks or happy hour all the time to hear about my dating woes and domestic dilemmas. Sure, i exaggerate and convery the specatulare sarcastic.... But its real fun to hear. Tragedy or turmoil. I gets it in.


And broads will start delivering what us seemingly an intriguing story and when you think youre close to getting a punch;

Date: so after she ends up drunk and takes her clothes off. guess what Becky does!?!?

Me: *leans in w extra undivided attention and eyes expand*

Date: well... I guess she went home cuz her cat ate the litter and got sick. Like, she even left her curling iron on. Oh my god, who does that?!


Me:


.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

ask a man how was your day breh

it was fine just went to work

ask a female

oh Lord, let me tell you i went into work and blah bla bla bla bla bla bla

lmao

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Well, i get the female part. Shiit is just rambling, venting frustrations and ultimately: seldom interesting.


As a dude... You will put twists and turns just for kicks.and thats the part of being a man: we like entertaining folks. I got folks that want to meet me for drinks or happy hour all the time to hear about my dating woes and domestic dilemmas. Sure, i exaggerate and convery the specatulare sarcastic.... But its real fun to hear. Tragedy or turmoil. I gets it in.


And broads will start delivering what us seemingly an intriguing story and when you think youre close to getting a punch;

Date: so after she ends up drunk and takes her clothes off. guess what Becky does!?!?

Me: *leans in w extra undivided attention and eyes expand*

Date: well... I guess she went home cuz her cat ate the litter and got sick. Like, she even left her curling iron on. Oh my god, who does that?!


Me:


.

Becky shyt!

Come to the South and talk to a black woman.

got some smiles and cries for that azz.

this will be you for real

 

[EQ.]

.

 

[Girl Melane]

ask a man how was your day breh

it was fine just went to work

ask a female

oh Lord, let me tell you i went into work and blah bla bla bla bla bla bla

LOL!!

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

RIP to patrice the gawd