6 things to do before a girl comes over

[Tribal Outkast]

This is shyt you are supposed to do regardless of if a bytch is coming through. “1: Make sure you bathe
2: Make up your bed…”

These are the folks yall make famous?

 

[cyndaquil]

run a Airbnb to get some ass brehs

1. Get a liquor
2. Load up a female friendly movie on Netflix
3. Turn the heat up 3 degrees
4. Dim the lights 75%
5. Do not have food available
6. Get laid

1. Get Capri suns

2. Put Dragon ball GT on the TV

3. Turn the AC down to 65

4. Turn on all the lights to max brightness

5. Have mcdonalds on deck

6. Jack off 10 minutes before her arrival

 

[⠀X ⠀]

If you got a big díck, you don’t gotta do any of that.

 

[Ryze]

"Have an activity planned"

uh yeah, sex

 

[broller]

at the responses

 

[DonB90]

OP how am I gonna do all that in my momma basement

 

[cyndaquil]

OP how am I gonna do all that in my momma basement

"It's my house. I pay the mortgage. I just let my mom decorate the rest of the house and sleep in the master bedroom. I'm a minimalist so I stay down here. I'm creating generational wealth"

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

this is common sense. i don’t need a video to tell me what to do before a woman comes over.

especially when i’m trying to lay pipe.

 

[Alvin]

mr chi city mane!
one of the first youtube personalities!

 

[Drunken187]

What lame needs a tutorial to get some p*ssy

 

[The Burger King]

Tutorials like the one in the OP just seem unnatural. Most of the stuff he mentioned you should either be doing anyway (practicing good hygiene and cleaning your crib) or it’s unnecessary (planning activities).

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Coli brehs told me, if she like you enough you can smash at any moment even here

This is The Coli. Your spot can look like this, you can be broke, not be nice to her at all, spend no money, and be ugly. If she requires more, she’s shallow, and deserves to be alone. How dare she not be grateful for attention from any man?

 

[LiveFromLondon]

Clean every nook and cranny of your body

 

[Tribal Outkast]

What lame needs a tutorial to get some p*ssy

The man said number 1. Wash your ass. Are we at the point where people have to tell you to wash your ass and clean up your house before a woman comes over?

 

[Givethanks]

And people keep on complaining about dating is so hard.