5'4 soccer breh, Memphis Depay is pipping the coli's dream woman, Chloe

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I wish I had the ability to kick, dribble, or throw balls


So i could have fine dymes with the ability to lick, nibble, or blow balls

 

[Eternally Jaded]

I wish I had the ability to kick, dribble, or throw balls


So i could have fine dymes with the ability to lick, nibble, or blow balls

Bars

 

[Threnody]

Who the fukk is Chloe? never heard of this chick in my life

 

[old pig]

I wish I had the ability to kick, dribble, or throw balls


So i could have fine dymes with the ability to lick, nibble, or blow balls

man you can still get chics like that...they won’t necessarily be dimes...don’t matter if you close your eyes tho

 

[prime]

He may be short, but he’s light skinned, European and rich. Regular dark skinned short black men like me would’ve been curved.

As a short dark skin breh (5’7) i had no problem getting women when I was single Donnie savage 5’7 and women love him

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Good for him if true.

Diggy broke her in well. U can tell

 

[Premeditated]

Gossip about who another man is piping brehs.

post in said gossiping thread with a gossippy thread title brehs

 

[ORDER_66]

A nikka with money can hit the baddest chicks

#FACTS no matter how you slice it...

 

[Uchiha God]

He isn’t 5’4

He’s also a multimillionaire athlete

 

[Ziggiy]

I’m just glad he’s black

 

[levitate]

WHO!?!?!?

 

[Premeditated]

the irony is you tried to make him look lame in your thread title.... but really your the unknown internet lame making a thread hating on another man because he's piping hos you will never be able to

not really, I fux with Depay

I actually think he's dating below his league. a nikka like Depay should be aiming for bigger stars like her sister or a list actresses or supermodels

all my exes have prettier face than Chloe
she's not my type

nice try though

 

[Crude]

Y'all Coli brehs and this d*ck watching.

Kinda debunks the theory many of you have it's just tall brehs out here eating.

Some soccer guy that isn't exactly a household name and is relatively short is smashing the women y'all dream about.

 

[Uchiha God]

lol@ 5'9

Mbappe and Neymar were towering over him in one photo and they're 5'9/5'10

 

[JayGatsby]

he is a free agent next season

gonnna get a big contract next


get em depay