50 year old needs ID to buy alcohol (Black don't crack)

[Gandolpiffini]

I wonder whats his diet.

Jizz

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Jizz

 

[nineteeneightysix]

I work with guy from Zimbabwe, and I honest to god thought he was 22 years old, but dude told me he was 33 and married with 2 children...

I was like

Then I had to ask him, why the hell did you get married, and to a black American woman from Pennsylvania at that...You 33 looking like you 22 and to make sh+t worse, you are tall, are you telling you have had all the p*ssy you can handle in a life time...?

 

[Chris.B]

I work with guy from Zimbabwe, and I honest to god thought he was 22 years old, but dude told me he was 33 and married with 2 children...

I was like

Then I had to ask him, why the hell did you get married, and to a black American woman from Pennsylvania at that...You 33 looking like you 22 and to make sh+t worse, you are tall, are you telling you have had all the p*ssy you can handle in a life time...?

sounds to me you want to fukk him

 

[DaRealness]

Gets hype

Sees its a guy

Leaves in disgust

What, you wouldn't have seen any broads otherwise?

 

[DaRealness]

If I live to his age I want to look that young.

With the hairline intact too. Seen some youngish looking dudes already going bald.

 

[nineteeneightysix]

sounds to me you want to fukk him

I knew this would be a reaction as I pressed that "post reply" button...But I did any ways because I am comfortable knowing I am only sexually attracted to to chubby women with hour glass body shapes, flat bellies, and pretty faces...

1) We all know women like tall guys...You don't have to be a homosexual to acknowledge this fact...

2) Dude is constantly cheating on his wife...

3) Dude has found a new appreciation for various African cultures, and he now understands the cultural differences between African women and Black American women, and how they impact a long term relationship, and he is also sad about the fact that his children will never speak his Zimbabwe language...

Get married to a different culture brehs...

 

[Idaeo]

he must dive into a pool-sized vat of lotion two times a day

he must be doing that while leaving his hands in the air. you see the ashiness of that nikka's knuckles?

 

[LeflaurLeflahEshkoshka]

 

[Ricky Church]

people are just retarded.

I went to quikcheck one time with my boy and he asked the clerk for a pack of milds, the dude looked at my boy and asked if he was of legal age, didn't ask to see his I.D., but just asked if he was old enough to buy the cigs...my boy said "yeah" and then this dumbass clerk goes "you lying?"

 

[Non Sequitur]

"'Black dont crack' they told me..."

 

[King P]

he does look under 30 though, and they're supposed to ask if you look under 30

Word.

nikkas stay flipping out when asked for their ID. The store clerk is just doing their job. Just shut the fukk up and show it to them gotdammit

 

[Shaft]

Black don't crack, as long as you don't do crack.

 

[Another Man]

 

[www.THUG.com]

"'Black dont crack' they told me..."

Black don't crack, they told me!