Straw Hat Luffy
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Where were these hoes at when I was fat
5 Scientific Reasons Why Women Love Fat Guys
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Straw Hat Luffy
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You probably have great game or still good looking. There are big guys that can get women but the success rate is relatively low compared to the thin/buff brehs
this coming from a former fatty who’s in better shape
PortCityProphet
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Fair enough.
Enjoy staying @shortcityplaya.
You gonna have to go one way or the other with breh...
I love being the shortcityplaya Amazon slayer
K.O.N.Y
Superstar
low self esteem is the only reason you date a fat manI had a husky boyfriend many moons ago and it was horrible, man.
He wasn’t fat fat but he had that, ‘never played sports in school,’ body and was emotionally abusive and insecure.
His ex cheated with her fitness instructor and ended up marrying him so I ended up the clean-up girl for this man
His intermediate family were heavily overweight and he was bringing up kids round the table once and I had an epiphany like, “you’d give me fat son’s“ so I pulled the slow fade and let him figure it out.
Yes, I was rotten and cowardly
He phoned me 5 days later with his friends in the back like, “so I take it you’re done with me?! Come and get your shyt from my house!”
We got into it and I dragged him about his C cups; he threw up a picture of himself in the gym 3 days later, working out with jeans on.
“Gym flow“
We’re cool now tho so it’s all good
Laidbackman
All Star
I know that had to be painful. I went through something even worst, psychologically and physically. I'll began with the psychological part. Back in the mid 80's, some sister called me at my warehouse security guard job pretending she had the wrong number. So I wounded up hooking up with her that night...she lived in the projects. She described herself as light-skinned with big titties. Even though I don't remember her name, I'll use Cheryl for an example. When I got there, a brown-skinned chick answered the door and said, "Hi, I'm Cheryl". She was about the size of Queen Latifah. Being a nice guy, I came on in. Then she said "Psych, I'm not Cheryl". Then she walked me to the living room, where this fine brown-skinned kinda petite curvy sister was sitting on the arm of the couch. She was wearing these tight jeans, and one of those sexy knit caps like Wilona on 'Good Times' use to wear. I almost got hard as soon as I saw her, especially after looking at what answered the door. So she said, "Hi I'm Cheryl". Then she too said, "Psych, I'm not Cheryl". Then she walked me to the den, and showed me the next girl, who was so big she could have been a light-skinned version of The Nutty Professors' sister...with extra large titties. Then this girl said, "Hi I'm Cheryl"...but she was seriousSmashed a fat chick once who was sucking my dikk whilst she layer her entire body on one of my legs. The pain was
Anyway, instead of running through the wall leaving my body-print, I decided to keep being a nice guy. So I took her to this park that night, and had a few beers. By around 1:00 am, the beer had me willing to take a chance and tap her. Then about a half hour later, I lost my buzz, and snapped out of it. I believe she noticed my high was wearing off, because she suddenly started telling me she needed some stick. Before this, I never had a girl ask me to tap her. So since the girl practically kept begging me, I took her back to their place and tapped it, which brings me to the physical part of this nightmare. While tapping it, I wounded up on the bottom, and it felt like I was being smashed by one of those medicine balls we use to see in gym class. And when I got it in her hole, her hole wasn't all that wet. Imagine a banana being peeled, and your jones being that banana. And she was so heavy you could hardly get from under her. Mind you, I was no little guy.
So after we finished, she went to sleep. So while I'm lying there, trying to figure a way outta this, some dude came in the bedroom for a few seconds, and left. He looked peaceful, and didn't act like he wanted to rob me, but if he wanted to he could have. What was I suppose to do if he did, run outside after him with no pants, that's if I had gotten that far before getting shot. I guess this could have ended much much worst. But to make it worst, the girl wounded up burning me
.I told myself that would be the last time I ever tap a girl who I really didn't want to tap, especially after getting carried the way I did that night. The things you do for a piece when you're young
. Plus this was a different day.
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Son Goku
Great Sage Equalling Heaven
I guess this could have ended much much worst. But to make it worst, the girl wounded up burning me
Speaking Womanese
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You read the whole thing and still missed the 2nd paragraph.
TheAnointedOne
Superstar
A poorly written article trying to normalize obesity. fukk you.
naw
Doobie Doo
Veteran
Science also gave us this so meh
I would imagine that women are talking about burly, larger heavier men. Not soft, jelly obese dudes at avg or below avg heights.
Laidbackman
All Star
With this kind of response, it sounds like you wasn't even born
Son Goku
Great Sage Equalling Heaven
With this kind of response, it sounds like you wasn't even born
So you're a dirty dikk nikka and a fat fukk? Got it.
Laidbackman
All Star
So you're a redneck virgin still living in mommys basement , who can't get it. I'm through with you little whiteboySo you're a dirty dikk nikka and a fat fukk? Got it.
