(5/27/24) Hail To The King! Monday Night Raw Thread

[Novembruh]

Breh you having too much nightmares of Gallus. Relax

my mans. After the last two Tuesdays, and doubled up with Ridge?
I'm not even post-trauma. I'm mid-trauma, homie.

I was worried Joe Coffey's stupid fukking mustache was going to be on my face when I woke up and looked in the mirror today. I am terrified.

 

[Trips]

Lyra had to take that L on the chin in Saudi.

Luckily it didn't make a dent. And there's a lot of chin.

Some say that Chin is what caused Nia to slip and crush her

 

[DaylitoJames]

THIS SONOFABTCH!

 

[Doctor Doom]

Pat got into TK's coke

 

[Novembruh]

Braun Strowman having the hair and attire of someone you'd find at a bowling alley on game 4 or 7 at 15:00 on a Wednesday...

Un-re-hire him please. Someone?

 

[g-ice]

my mans. After the last two Tuesdays, and doubled up with Ridge?
I'm not even post-trauma. I'm mid-trauma, homie.

I was worried Joe Coffey's stupid fukking mustache was going to be on my face when I woke up and looked in the mirror today. I am terrified.

I feel ya breh…and it’s most likely gonna get worse.

 

[firemanBk]

So what we heading towards
Judgment Day turning on Priest with Liv being the new leader
They gonna call Liv "Step Mami" and then when Rhea comes back, Step Mami and Mami gonna have a custody of Dominick Ladder Match

 

[Vice Queen]

When the Queen died the Irish and the Africans were the main ones dancing on her grave, for valid reasons lol

The Irish disrespect had me and the whole time.

 

[Trips]

Pat was getting that Mark the Bowl Davis knocked up a 26 year old blast in at all costs

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Strowman is still fairly dope to me and could be a champion at any moment. If he gets a bit leaner, which he has been, he's back to the top of the card.

 

[CBoz]

Lyra had to take that L on the chin in Saudi.

Luckily it didn't make a dent. And there's a lot of chin.

Check the NXT thread for more "chin" jokes.

 

[Grifter]

 

[Steven_Realberg]

is Finn gonna fight Braun right after he beat JD?

 

[Novembruh]

I feel ya breh…and it’s most likely gonna get worse.

Oba's first big loss is about to be to someone named Coffey and I am not emotionally equipped to handle it and will never be lol

 

[g-ice]

That Sexy Red advertisement at the bottom right got me like