5/24 TNA Fight Night: Final 4, OG Bobby, Gut Check, Special Guest

[Singh]

that was aight hahah.......i was lookin for my girl Velvet and didn't catch her maybe I joined the show late lol

anyway immah watch MMA Uncensored i'm out

koo kickin it with yall

sent some daps out and got some good lookin out pplz

 

[I-Hate-You]

Man Hogan be taking forever to get his point across sometimes.

"At 8:00 pm on spike tv when impact starts at 8:00 pm we're gonna have a lumberjack match on spike tv at 8:00 pm..."

 

[Swiggy]

 

[I-Hate-You]

dude was in Wrestling Society X too.

 

[Shadow]

I think Joey Ryan may already pretty much have that contract.

Spoiler

http://www.impactwrestling.com/news...ge-Open-Fight-Night,-Gut-Check,-Sting-Returns

is on the website. Hope I'm not speaking to soon though but the photo is similar to everyone else's photos on the roster. I think he's gonna make it,

 

[R=G]

WTF is going on?!

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

that Real American though

Was that part of their deal with WWE?

 

[Jello Biafra]

TNA has handled this Bobby Roode as legit heel champ almost perfectly and it is rare that anything has been handled this well in this company. Now they just need to have him knock off Sting at Slammiversary, throw in a champ vs champ match against Aries at Destination X, a successful defense at Hardcore Justice (maybe aganst Bully Ray in a hardcore match), beat Angle clean at No Surrender and finally have the big rematch against James Storm at Bound for Glory where Storm finally beats Roode for the strap.
That would be the perfect capper to the Storm vs Roode story.

I am still not feeling this AJ/Dixie thing and the fact that the tag champs are feuding with a single wrestler over something that has nothing to do with the belts annoys me. They need to drop a new bombshell that AJ and some other wrestler on the roster have been doing a threesome with Dixie and turn this into a tag team feud.

Saw that bag of bones Angelina backstage too...I was hoping they had sent her to hot chick rehab to try and bring her sexy back.

D-Von as TV champ is terrible...D-Von defending the belt against Bischoff Jr is just unwatchable. Why haven't they given that belt to anyone else? Where is The Pope? Tell him to stop corrupting D-Von's kids and come win the TV title.
Or even better give the belt to Swagnus. Having him go back to obscurity after being a part of the best tag team in the company is a crime.

And Joey Ryan has the best gimmick in wrestling. That skeevy 1970s porn star douchebaggery thing he does has been what was missing in pro wrestling. Just give him a big tittied stripper type as a valet and he will be golden. Vince will be stealing that gimmick before his third appearance airs.

 

[DaylitoJames]

This is what I think about this episode:


It's time for the second annual TNA Open Fight Night Impact... hopefully it will be better than the first one. Highlights of Styles and Dixie being "cutty buddies" and Bully Ray punking out Joseph Park... oh boy here we go. So Hoegan is in his office blantenly reading the tv script to the wrestlers... wait what?! Are they exposing the business to the public by reading the scripts with the wrestlers... TNA just not giving a fukk anymore. So the basics of all of this is that AJ Styles is the current longest reinging TNA World Heavyweight Champion... but the record will be broken if Roode successfully defends his title tonight.


Wait so Hoegan is making the 4 top contenders convince Hogan to pick who's getting the title shot... but I thought last week Hogan said that the top 4 contenders would be in a Fatal 4 Way Match for the title shot... damn they really are throwing the tv script in the bushes because none of this is making sense. Goddamn this segment is lasting too damn long, it seems like Hogan never knows what to do and just winging it, makes me respect Johnny Ace a little bit more because we know how "People Power" is gonna go down. Damn he just eliminated Bully Ray on a bullshyt reason, already this show is going downhill.


Wow so for once we gonna start the show with a match instead of a in-ring promo... the script has really been thrown in the bushes pleboi! Gail Kim Ishii and Queen Maddie in the ring now, Gail talking that shyt calling out the drunk duo of Ol' Dirty bytch and Crazy Young while Madison is in the background pretting herself up to get some dikk from somebody backstage. Am I the only person sick of Eric acting crazy because we all know he's one of the most talented wrestlers in the company, wrestling the referees gets old. ODB looks like she might have actually looked cute when she was young... but then she discovered liquor, tattoos and weed so nature took its course. ODB getting mad at Eric for pulling his pants off... they really must be married cause she ain't letting him be crazy. Did Taz say ODB is "top-heavy"? Some cheating going on... Gail Kim and Maddie wins.


Hoegan on the phone either talking to Dominos, Bubba the Love Sponge or someone random that supposed to come to the Impact Zone. Rob Van Damn walking out without the DDP-bandages calling out Top Gunner to rumble with. So appparently Gunner damn near crippled RVD back in early january hence why they are fighting... I appluad TNA for using continuity. Damn at RVD hitting that 5 Star Frog Splash from that distance, he's not too flabby and sick to still do that move correctly for the win. Wait Slammiversary is two weeks away and there is like NO CARD build-up for it at all? This is supposed to celebrate TNA's 10 years of barely surviving and no matches have been announced... way to celebrate your company Dixie. MMA Jeff Jarrett better make a return for this ppv since Alex Shelley just quit.


Television Champion Devon Dudley defending his title for the 6th week in a row calling out that... is Joseph Park in the crowd looking shocked? Sorry I lost my train of thought... Devon Dudley calling out Garrett Bischoff to whoop his punk ass.... BEAT HIS PUNK ASS DEVON! TNA needs a Ryback-type character to squash jobbers like Garrett on a weekly basis. SMH that the crowd is calling for a table... is that was Devon will forever be know for... OH SNAP The Robbies wearing cardigan sweaters has interrupt this horrible match to beat down Devon and Garrett... smh that Devon is still feuding with the Robbies and how Garrett is lumped up in this as well.


So we are back in Hogan's office with Hogan taking his sweet ass time stammering his way to a decision. Damn he eliminated Jeff Hardy foe another bullshyt reason... I wish Hogan would just flip a coin to make his decisions like Two-Face. Bubba Ray is out to the ring pissed off for a good damn reason meanwhile Joseph Park stil looking shocked eating some damn popcorn in his fine attorney chopper suit. So I guess you can challenge non-wrestlers and non-employees on Open Fight Night... I still challenge Brooke Tessmacher to let me motorboat my face between her asscheeks until I pass out, hopefully dreams can come true. Damn they got Joseph Park crying like a prison bytch (aka Jericho in Brazil), Joseph Park looks like a fatter Paul Heyman with hair. HAHA Bully Ray bodied Joseph with the quickness, now he's whipping him like a slave... not guilty.


So Joey Ryan is the next person to apply for Gut Check, he looks like a wrestling version of the comic Paul F. Thompkins. I like Joey Ryan's look, he looks like an old school porn star scumbag... oh snap he's gonna fight The Greatest Man That's Ever Lived Austin Aries. This is a pretty good match, Alex Silva needs to give up his contract and give it to Joey Ryan. DAMN that was a hell of a Brainbuster for the win for A-Double, but despite that Joey Ryan needs that contract... well hell Garrett Bischoff needs to give up his contract and give it to Joey Ryan. They showing Brooke Hogan commercials?!?! This Can't Be Life!


Highlights of classic TNA... it's Boss Sting beating the hell out of Hoegan to turn him back to the "Real Hulk Hogan" whatever that means. Now it's time for the main event first out it's the soon to be the longest reigning heavyweight champion Robert Roooooooooooo (Botchamania). Now out comes the current longest reigning heavyweight champion and current holder of worst theme music AJ "I Be Stroking" Styles. Now out comes the man that will be watching the olympics in his living room this year Kurt Angle. Now out comes Anti-People Power Hulk Hoegan. So Kurt Angle has the most wins and the better record... so that means he's eliminated... WHAT?!?! Damn maybe AJ Styles is really sleeping with Dixie Carter or Hulk Hogan is a horrible decision maker, I say both.


Styles going for the 450 Splash but hits Roode's knees.... Perfect Plex.... ROODE WINS! ROBERT ROOOOOOOOOO (Botchamania) WINS! HE BREAKS THE RECORD! WE POPPIN' BOTTLES! We Partying This Weekend TSC! Robert Roode is now officially the longest reigning TNA Heavyweight Champion and the most hardest working heavyweight champion in the past decade! Roode calling out Hoegan on Open Fight Night to drink champagne with him... he must come out and drink since no challenger can turn down a challenge. Cheap leftover Mexican America confetti is spreading throughout the Impact Zone LIKE A BAUSE! Hoegan comes out to his bootleg nWo theme amiting that he purposely stacked the deck again Roode like the heel boss that he is and he's actually drinking champagne with Roode giving him his props. Wait Hogans's guess has arrived... JOKER STING IS BACK?! This is not fair yet again, Sting for some reason despite being beaten by Roode is getting a title shot against Roode in a Lumberjack Match?!?! fukk This Company EVERYWEEK... or should I say "The Fix Is In!". So next week Impact Wrestling will be live for the entire summer and will come on one hour earlier so mark your calendars so the TSC community can be here on time to create our usual comedy. See yall next week live starring Brooke Hoegan... SMH.

 

[I-Hate-You]

Was that part of their deal with WWE?

we can only hope

although, bootleg nWo is that piff

 

[Grifter]

He once said he wanted to rape ROH of its honor.

Kazarian looks like Shane from The Walking Dead.

 

[Shadow]

Lots of TNA news…

- All of the backstage vignettes last night on Impact were unscripted in that none of the verbiage was given to the talents involved. Everyone knew where the segments were designed to go, and were pretty much told to treat it as a serious situation like athletes would talking to their coach. This was done to make the title and getting a shot at the title as important as possible.

- AJ Styles and Kurt Angle vs. Daniels and Kazarian is official for the June 10th TNA Slammiversary PPV.

- At this time, no one within TNA wants to talk about the WWE lawsuit, not even privately and off the record.

- Next week, TNA moves to 8PM ET and goes live every Thursday during the summer.

- Joey Ryan will be back next week for the Gutcheck judging.

- One of the reasons that the Gutcheck is being done once a month is to test it as a potential spin-off concept for the company down the line.

411mania.com: Wrestling - TNA News: Slammiversary Match Set, Details on Impact Segments, Gutcheck Update, More

 

[Swiggy]

411mania.com: Wrestling - TNA News: Slammiversary Match Set, Details on Impact Segments, Gutcheck Update, More

 

[Shadow]

Along with that:

On Thursday's IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast LIVE on SpikeTV at the new start time of 8/7c - Devon will defend the Television Championship against the choice of the fans! Who will be the choices? Starting this Monday, visit IMPACTWRESTLING.com and we'll reveal one challenger each day. Then, voting will open at noon eastern time on Thursday, May 31st! YOU pick who Devon defends the title against that night! The power will be in YOUR hands during the LIVE television broadcast on Thursday!

Fans Choose Who Devon Defends The TV Title Against On Thursday's IMPACT

First official Slammiversary match pic:

 

[DaylitoJames]

Damn I just realize that they had Jeff hardy on this show painted up with his "what's a good to a drug addict goblin" face paint only for him to not wrestle. Then again he probably smoked a blunt with RVD backstage so he probably wasn't trippin'