“Let me call in my expert”
"It's the real thing... $10,000."
"Awesome, I'll take it..."
"Well HE says its $10,000, but the thing is, I need to make money... and Wrestling WASN'T as popular as it once was. So I have to ask myself, how many years will it take to resell... and then it might deprecate in value because of the current price in Gold. Plus Saturn is currently not in retrograde, so that makes it even harder to sell off. $500, my final offer."