RVD is so much slower, it looks like he's doing an instructional video on his moves
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5/10 TNA IMPACT Wrestling Thread: Final Countdown to Sacrifice
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The Push Man
Pro
Oh no
fukk fukk fukk
Russo has to be back on the writing team 
About to check out TNA's newest superstar 
Dixie creeping 
Lashley lost
Shadow
Enjoy your life and loved ones.
I like how everyone's after Bobby, he's never really safe as the champion. Dude has been killing it for months now. Best champion in North America.
That rolling thunder into the spinbuster was nice too. Wish he would have hit that Arn Anderson spin on it though.
at everyone being 
at Abyss coming in at the end, they should of waited until next week for that.
That rolling thunder into the spinbuster was nice too. Wish he would have hit that Arn Anderson spin on it though.
at everyone being at Abyss coming in at the end, they should of waited until next week for that.
"he is handsome"
Dixie luh the dikk
Dixie luh the dikk
She tests for PEDs in her own way
BY SUCKIN THAT dikk!!!
BY SUCKIN THAT dikk!!!
I like how everyone's after Bobby, he's never really safe as the champion. Dude has been killing it for months now. Best champion in North America.
That rolling thunder into the spinbuster was nice too. Wish he would have hit that Arn Anderson spin on it though.
Mo's Top 3:
-Ric
-Booker T
-Muta
-Ric
-Booker T
-Muta
This is what I think about this episode:
Wait... Sacrifice is THIS SUNDAY?! It seems too soon for some reason... oh well. Highlights of Champ Roode being the destroyer of men leaving bodies on the ground. Speaking of the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Robert Roode comming out looking sharp straight outta wallstreet. Robert needs new competition because bums like Anderson, Hardy and RVD ain't cutting the mustard. Wait... in 2 weeks Roode will become the longest reigning champion in TNA history? I thought Jeff Jarrett in the early TNA days with his multiple unneccessary title runs had the belt longer but I guess I was wrong. A jealous RVD comes out to hate on Roode... please don't end up like your pal Shane Douglas. Roode is getting mugged by Anderson, RVD and Hardy like a pack of dogs... wait now Hardy and Anderson is fighting each other? A clusterfukk breaks out as usual, somebody call D'Lo to separate them. Hulk Hogan taking time away from posting from The-Coli comes out to make a confusing as hell fatal four way match: if Roode wins he gets to pick who he wants to fight at the ppv but if any of the other three men wins that winner will get the title shot... WHAT THE fukk?! Why would RVD agree to this match?
Backstage Bully Ray is talking ill about the greatest man that ever lived and promises to have a problem solver later tonight. OH SNAP HOES DRESSING IN THE LOCKER ROOM! BRING'EM OUT BRING'EM OUT! Is Maddison talking about some guy she trying to get piped down by? Oh my the pan up on Christie Hemme... Oh My at that short damn shirt Velvet is wearing... Oh My Velvet is LETTING THE p*ssy LOOSE! Velvet is fighting H-Town homegrown pawg Miss Tessmacher. As much as I would like to take a bite of Velvet's ass... she can never compete with Tessmacher's apple bottom... HOLY shyt SHE SHAKING THAT ASS LIKE A SALT SHAKER! Did Tazz just say "hot monkey"? Brooke got a finisher that looks good when done properly but looks like shyt when done halfed ass... but she gets the win. OH shyt Gail damn near took Brooke's head off with that Foot Stunner.
AJ coming in the building pissed cause he knows dem tranny pics will be revealed tonight. "The Untalented Undefeated" Crimson vs Matt Morgan in the FINAL confrontation... and I hope they mean FINAL! I'll admit Morgan's edge-up stays on point... what the fukk Bully Ray jumping Morgan with his pocket chain and steal chair? Damn Morgan's head is bleeding... damn Bully has the whole backstage and management crew shook LIKE A BAUCE! They are stretching Morgan's big ass out of the arena meanwhile Crimson is just chillin' in the ring probably eye-fukking Christie. Now Crimson is fukking up by talking on the mic... you should have left while you were on top, apparently he wants the official count-out victory to add to his undefeated bodycount. DAMN AT THOSE t*ts IN THE FRONT ROW! GOOD shyt CAMERAMAN! What is this... RVD talking about his reckless childhood?! fukk outta here with this childsplay Van Dam!
"The Crippler" Zema Ion faces A-Double Austin Aries for the X-Division Title... Aries has a new sweet ass awesome cape. An awesome match between these two men, Aries is the future of TNA and Zema has a bright future as well. At this point I think Aries is a full 100% babyface with all of the crowd support he's getting. DAMN a hell of a brainbuster for the win for Aries... this match was better than the entire episode of Raw. Da Baldies aka Kaz and Daniels out with the photos ready to reveal the secret... it's only so long fake thugs can pretend. After many months of build-up these pictures better be worth our time or we riot... or at least talk shyt about it. I swear they butchered the holy hell out of AJ's theme goddamn it. A picture of AJ and Dixie Carter... AJ trying to smash Dixie Carter... that it? Seriously who hasn't fukked Dixie Carter... Hoegan... Flair... Sting... Swiggy... the list goes on. I must say this secret is dissapointing unless they are doing a divorce storyline to mimick the John Cena divorce... Mickie James will somehow be involved.
Sweet Lucious Christie ammouncing Rob Terry and Robbie E. in matching cardigan sweaters to face weekly defending Television Champion Devon. I'll admit Devon has been look good these past couple of weeks defending his title weekly, one of the few good decisions Hoegan has made. Spinebuster... a quick win for Devon but Rob Terry ain't happy and hits Devon with the Brittish Bulldog style powerslam. Highlights of James Storm breaking down questioning his wrestling career after one loss... babyface logic I'll never understand, but I will say at least James Storm is doing what Cena should have did after the Lesnar match. James is being a good sympathic babyface that you want to see come back and raise hell... and his beard is looking extra grizzly.
Joeseph Park is out to the ring looking like Norm from Cheers. Just like the "AJ Styles slobbing down MILF Dixie" photo scandal this "Abyss is Missing" storyline needs to end too. So apparently Joseph thinks Bully Ray knows what happens to Abyss and he's going to Sacrifice to solve the mystery. Bully Ray is out being in multiple segments tonight, he's earning his paycheck for sho'. Apparently Bully Ray is sick of all of this shyt too cause he's spiting while he's yelling. Damn at Joseph calling out Bully on his losing streak... at least Cena is not alone. HAHA at Joseph being shoved down like a bytch. I don't know what the hell all of this is leading too. King Mo is cutting promos on Bobby Roode doing commercial breaks... what the hell is going on?!
TNA Slanniversary highlights, this week its about... Hogan's debut along with the return of Scott Hall, X-Pac and Kevin Nash. For that night the band was back together. Backstage Kurt Angle ain't worry about tha stupid AJ Styles storyline he just wants to beat him at Sacrifice. So it's time for the Fatal For Way Sacrifice Match, let me try to break it down once again: if Roode wins he gets to pick who he wants to fight a the ppv, if Jeff Hardy or Mr. Anderson wins then they will fight Roode the ppv for the title, if RVD wins then he will fight Roode at the ppv for the title in a Ladder Match... I'm surprised a pole is not involved in these stipulations somehow. Once again the deck is heavily stacked against the champion, how Roode is not a babyface as a result I have no idea. If Roode wins he should pick Dixie Carter to face to show AJ Styles how to properly "share that girl". Damn at Roode getting a Twist of Fate, Mic Check and 5 Star Piff Splash for the victory to RVD... unfair as usual. So RVD vs Roode is gonna be a Ladder Match, just another obstacle for Boss Roode to overcome as usual. WHAT DA HALE ABYSS IS BACK?! Abyss is telling his brother Joseph to stay his ass at home... what the hell is going on?! I'm done.
Wait... Sacrifice is THIS SUNDAY?! It seems too soon for some reason... oh well. Highlights of Champ Roode being the destroyer of men leaving bodies on the ground. Speaking of the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Robert Roode comming out looking sharp straight outta wallstreet. Robert needs new competition because bums like Anderson, Hardy and RVD ain't cutting the mustard. Wait... in 2 weeks Roode will become the longest reigning champion in TNA history? I thought Jeff Jarrett in the early TNA days with his multiple unneccessary title runs had the belt longer but I guess I was wrong. A jealous RVD comes out to hate on Roode... please don't end up like your pal Shane Douglas. Roode is getting mugged by Anderson, RVD and Hardy like a pack of dogs... wait now Hardy and Anderson is fighting each other? A clusterfukk breaks out as usual, somebody call D'Lo to separate them. Hulk Hogan taking time away from posting from The-Coli comes out to make a confusing as hell fatal four way match: if Roode wins he gets to pick who he wants to fight at the ppv but if any of the other three men wins that winner will get the title shot... WHAT THE fukk?! Why would RVD agree to this match?
Backstage Bully Ray is talking ill about the greatest man that ever lived and promises to have a problem solver later tonight. OH SNAP HOES DRESSING IN THE LOCKER ROOM! BRING'EM OUT BRING'EM OUT! Is Maddison talking about some guy she trying to get piped down by? Oh my the pan up on Christie Hemme... Oh My at that short damn shirt Velvet is wearing... Oh My Velvet is LETTING THE p*ssy LOOSE! Velvet is fighting H-Town homegrown pawg Miss Tessmacher. As much as I would like to take a bite of Velvet's ass... she can never compete with Tessmacher's apple bottom... HOLY shyt SHE SHAKING THAT ASS LIKE A SALT SHAKER! Did Tazz just say "hot monkey"? Brooke got a finisher that looks good when done properly but looks like shyt when done halfed ass... but she gets the win. OH shyt Gail damn near took Brooke's head off with that Foot Stunner.
AJ coming in the building pissed cause he knows dem tranny pics will be revealed tonight. "The Untalented Undefeated" Crimson vs Matt Morgan in the FINAL confrontation... and I hope they mean FINAL! I'll admit Morgan's edge-up stays on point... what the fukk Bully Ray jumping Morgan with his pocket chain and steal chair? Damn Morgan's head is bleeding... damn Bully has the whole backstage and management crew shook LIKE A BAUCE! They are stretching Morgan's big ass out of the arena meanwhile Crimson is just chillin' in the ring probably eye-fukking Christie. Now Crimson is fukking up by talking on the mic... you should have left while you were on top, apparently he wants the official count-out victory to add to his undefeated bodycount. DAMN AT THOSE t*ts IN THE FRONT ROW! GOOD shyt CAMERAMAN! What is this... RVD talking about his reckless childhood?! fukk outta here with this childsplay Van Dam!
"The Crippler" Zema Ion faces A-Double Austin Aries for the X-Division Title... Aries has a new sweet ass awesome cape. An awesome match between these two men, Aries is the future of TNA and Zema has a bright future as well. At this point I think Aries is a full 100% babyface with all of the crowd support he's getting. DAMN a hell of a brainbuster for the win for Aries... this match was better than the entire episode of Raw. Da Baldies aka Kaz and Daniels out with the photos ready to reveal the secret... it's only so long fake thugs can pretend. After many months of build-up these pictures better be worth our time or we riot... or at least talk shyt about it. I swear they butchered the holy hell out of AJ's theme goddamn it. A picture of AJ and Dixie Carter... AJ trying to smash Dixie Carter... that it? Seriously who hasn't fukked Dixie Carter... Hoegan... Flair... Sting... Swiggy... the list goes on. I must say this secret is dissapointing unless they are doing a divorce storyline to mimick the John Cena divorce... Mickie James will somehow be involved.
Sweet Lucious Christie ammouncing Rob Terry and Robbie E. in matching cardigan sweaters to face weekly defending Television Champion Devon. I'll admit Devon has been look good these past couple of weeks defending his title weekly, one of the few good decisions Hoegan has made. Spinebuster... a quick win for Devon but Rob Terry ain't happy and hits Devon with the Brittish Bulldog style powerslam. Highlights of James Storm breaking down questioning his wrestling career after one loss... babyface logic I'll never understand, but I will say at least James Storm is doing what Cena should have did after the Lesnar match. James is being a good sympathic babyface that you want to see come back and raise hell... and his beard is looking extra grizzly.
Joeseph Park is out to the ring looking like Norm from Cheers. Just like the "AJ Styles slobbing down MILF Dixie" photo scandal this "Abyss is Missing" storyline needs to end too. So apparently Joseph thinks Bully Ray knows what happens to Abyss and he's going to Sacrifice to solve the mystery. Bully Ray is out being in multiple segments tonight, he's earning his paycheck for sho'. Apparently Bully Ray is sick of all of this shyt too cause he's spiting while he's yelling. Damn at Joseph calling out Bully on his losing streak... at least Cena is not alone. HAHA at Joseph being shoved down like a bytch. I don't know what the hell all of this is leading too. King Mo is cutting promos on Bobby Roode doing commercial breaks... what the hell is going on?!
TNA Slanniversary highlights, this week its about... Hogan's debut along with the return of Scott Hall, X-Pac and Kevin Nash. For that night the band was back together. Backstage Kurt Angle ain't worry about tha stupid AJ Styles storyline he just wants to beat him at Sacrifice. So it's time for the Fatal For Way Sacrifice Match, let me try to break it down once again: if Roode wins he gets to pick who he wants to fight a the ppv, if Jeff Hardy or Mr. Anderson wins then they will fight Roode the ppv for the title, if RVD wins then he will fight Roode at the ppv for the title in a Ladder Match... I'm surprised a pole is not involved in these stipulations somehow. Once again the deck is heavily stacked against the champion, how Roode is not a babyface as a result I have no idea. If Roode wins he should pick Dixie Carter to face to show AJ Styles how to properly "share that girl". Damn at Roode getting a Twist of Fate, Mic Check and 5 Star Piff Splash for the victory to RVD... unfair as usual. So RVD vs Roode is gonna be a Ladder Match, just another obstacle for Boss Roode to overcome as usual. WHAT DA HALE ABYSS IS BACK?! Abyss is telling his brother Joseph to stay his ass at home... what the hell is going on?! I'm done.