46 Pages Of Pure Fukkery - Lipstick Alley Posters Revealing Shyt They Wouldn't Tell They Momma!

[Willy Waffle]

some of this shyt can be put into a stephen king movie

 

[How Sway?]

Aahhh shiiit where the fukk do I even start..

My brother who is 5 years older than me used to want to fukk and get sucked when I was 12 or 13, I never did either, but he ate my pu$$ like a boss! I was a virgin and thought you could get pregnant just by the D touching you, so I was scared.. When he left the state for 5 years and came back and tried to start it up again, I had lost my virginity by then and was completely disgusted.. We've never talked about it... We are by far the closest of all my sibs..when my cousin accused him of rape I secretly believed her, but dragged her to filth publicly..
I lost count of the number of men I've slept with after 127, that was in my early twenties, I'm now in my mid 30s.
I've been married for 14 years to a very good man, but have cheated on him off and on for the last 4 years with men I've met off Ashley Madison, and one of my friends friends.

I wanted to have another baby 2 years after my son was born, but he kept saying it's not time, and now I resent him for it, because now it's too late, and I hate that my son is an only child.
I've had 5 or six abortions between the ages of 17 and 23 I truly have forgotten
My husband thinks he's only the second person I've slept with, and only dikk I've sucked..I'm thinking about fukking this 25 year old potential pro bballer I met on Craigslist in the next week just for the hell of it.. I faked having ADHD just to get the meds to lose weight, I've lost 30 lbs in a year, but I tell everyone I work out and eat right...I have 2 fake degrees I bought online and transcripts for a BA and a masters..I currently work in government solely based off those degrees. I've been working here for 5 years....I make more than most of my friends with legitimate degrees...close to 85k.... I've lied about being pregnant multiple times to different men throughout my life just for the hell of it.. I stripped for about a week in my twenties, made good money, but got lazy and decided it wasn't for me..I really want to be a sugar baby, just to for the hell of it..I would love to be a high end escort for the thrill and jet set life... I contemplate divorce everyday, but I know he's a very good man, and he spoils me rotten, but I don't deserve him, but I don't want anyone else to have him either... I got off on an attempted murder charge, by taking a dirty deal basically by sucking off my lawyer, and the prosecutor.. In a threesome.. The victims life was literally ruined, they were paralyzed and killed themselves after they found out I got off... I have no problems sleeping at night in regards to any of this.."









ladies and gentlemen, i think we found our winner....how is it even possible to be this depraved...? idk man...but stay safe brehs....its wicked out here

wait...this can't be one person
this shyt gotta be fake

 

[How Sway?]

A lot of this shyt high key disturbing brehs.

The other stuff tho

sounds like somebody is getting turned on

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

sounds like somebody is getting turned on

 

[The D-List Vet]

god fukking damn

 

[The D-List Vet]

"I hate it but I love raceplay. I exclusively sleep with white men and get them to call me a dirty n-word during sex, nothing turns me on more. My current guy is indulging my fetish and we do slave/master roleplay and it's just amazing. At times I feel like I'm a traitor but I can't help what I like" (shrug smiley)

i am done breh

 

[The D-List Vet]

Aahhh shiiit where the fukk do I even start..

My brother who is 5 years older than me used to want to fukk and get sucked when I was 12 or 13, I never did either, but he ate my pu$$ like a boss! I was a virgin and thought you could get pregnant just by the D touching you, so I was scared.. When he left the state for 5 years and came back and tried to start it up again, I had lost my virginity by then and was completely disgusted.. We've never talked about it... We are by far the closest of all my sibs..when my cousin accused him of rape I secretly believed her, but dragged her to filth publicly..
I lost count of the number of men I've slept with after 127, that was in my early twenties, I'm now in my mid 30s.
I've been married for 14 years to a very good man, but have cheated on him off and on for the last 4 years with men I've met off Ashley Madison, and one of my friends friends.

I wanted to have another baby 2 years after my son was born, but he kept saying it's not time, and now I resent him for it, because now it's too late, and I hate that my son is an only child.
I've had 5 or six abortions between the ages of 17 and 23 I truly have forgotten
My husband thinks he's only the second person I've slept with, and only dikk I've sucked..I'm thinking about fukking this 25 year old potential pro bballer I met on Craigslist in the next week just for the hell of it.. I faked having ADHD just to get the meds to lose weight, I've lost 30 lbs in a year, but I tell everyone I work out and eat right...I have 2 fake degrees I bought online and transcripts for a BA and a masters..I currently work in government solely based off those degrees. I've been working here for 5 years....I make more than most of my friends with legitimate degrees...close to 85k.... I've lied about being pregnant multiple times to different men throughout my life just for the hell of it.. I stripped for about a week in my twenties, made good money, but got lazy and decided it wasn't for me..I really want to be a sugar baby, just to for the hell of it..I would love to be a high end escort for the thrill and jet set life... I contemplate divorce everyday, but I know he's a very good man, and he spoils me rotten, but I don't deserve him, but I don't want anyone else to have him either... I got off on an attempted murder charge, by taking a dirty deal basically by sucking off my lawyer, and the prosecutor.. In a threesome.. The victims life was literally ruined, they were paralyzed and killed themselves after they found out I got off... I have no problems sleeping at night in regards to any of this.."









ladies and gentlemen, i think we found our winner....how is it even possible to be this depraved...? idk man...but stay safe brehs....its wicked out here

how the fukk she was able to lie to get a goverment job

No fukking no at the last part with getting off at attempted murder

 

[DrX]

its a cold world






































and this is ice

now everybody lean back , lean back

just trying to lightening the mood a little

 

[BigMan]

Are there any good/normal girls in this world or are all of them demonic filth

 

[SheWantTheD]

The worst of the worst, at least for LSA. I got pregnant by a man that I was in a purely casual relationship with, heavily low emphasis on the word relationship because we didn't talk a whole lot outside of our meetings.

We're both college educated and fairly intelligent people, except when it came to sex obviously. But we both took responsibility for our actions and have been cordial through the process. He came along to almost all of my appointments and bought even high ticket items before having a paternity test. He was present at the hospital for delivery, but my mom and sister insisted on being in the delivery room.


I didn't think too much of being a single mother until the baby actually arrived. Everyone around me assumed I was married, so it was weird, and it started to get to me. I was expected to present the baby on social media and all that, but I struggled much more with the reality of my situation than I expected. I wasn't so happy to make "arrival" posts anymore. I'm not sure that I'll ever get over having my child in such a non-traditional way. I'm the only one in my family to do anything like this, and no one expected that from ME of all people. I didn't expect that from myself, but it happened, because I couldn't go through with an abortion. Really I didn't even entertain the idea of it.


I'm from a fairly small town, and it made me nervous to think what people were saying about it, but it's not as if that kind of talk would ever get to my ears, as it hasn't so far. My mother shamed me at times as she can't fathom the idea that casual sex even exists. She insists that I did this on purpose and keeps "accusing" me of loving the man, which annoys me so much. I understand in her mind that you don't have sex with someone unless you love them but oh well. I find it incredibly ironic you know, that I thought I was taking the moral step-above (I'd rather not use the term "high ground") by not aborting, but my child is forever physical evidence of "sleeping around" when I know my body count is nowhere near some people's. I'd still be some kind of angel in the perception of others if I had eliminated my pregnancy.


In the end, my side of the family and the father's side of the family (extended and all) are crazy about our little one who is well taken care of. Not many children in single parent homes have that, even some children in two-parent homes don't have that. I'm incredibly grateful for that.

This woman gets pregnant by a man she was in a casual relationship with, which whom the only time they spent together was sex. No condoms, plan b, abortion nothing. Purposely bring a child into a single parent household.

This woman is retarded. Raising a child is no easy feat, especially alone. All the freedoms she had before she ain't gonna have them anymore. She's more worried about how people will feel about her being a single mother versus the fact that she's bringing her child into a fukked up situation.

What is she going to tell her child when they ask where Daddy is and why Mommy and Daddy aren't together? "Oh we were just having sex irresponsibly and it wasn't serious but we still had you anyway".

And she probably curved a bunch of genuine good men who would commit to her for a dude that just sees her as someone to have sex with. She's going to go to these same men and expect them to marry her and put in work even though she's a single mother smh.

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Wait...weren't a lot of you fellas just in another thread talking sh*t about virgin men and single women who haven't met anyone? Now all this sexual sh*t is so-called demonic to you all? Really? Can't have it both ways brehs

But yeah there are plenty of hoes on lsa

That is true.

We as a society shame virgins or people for being frigid and then turn around and make threads like this where we're shaming people for sleeping around

@ anybody thinking those are actually women behind the majority of accounts on that site.

Spend hours of your day reading the laden thoughts on a site full of a bunch of holts, jaynes and dyke wildebeast brehs

I know a few women who post on LSA.

When I used to get my hair braided at the beauty shop, I heard some broads yakkin' about it, so it's not like women aren't posting on there.

I think obviously when you let people be anonymous, some of them are going to be lying about some stuff, but most of the stuff I've read isn't beyond the realm of possibility.

I know broads who's husbands moved them and the family to Texas because they were in the military and were actually asking me to come out and stay with them while they're husband was in Iraq.

Hell, I got women in my fam who got 5 kids and NONE of them are by their husband.

Like serioiusly, the kids look like the United Colors of Benetton.

I will say this, the husband dogged her out too, so I guess it kinda evened out

 

[DrX]

Florida bird gives dude head in court to avoid paying fees

these chicks arent trolling out chea....its wicked wicked wicked like future said

 

[lurkinlikeamf9]

 

[newworldafro]

updates?

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Crazy that you say that to because there was some nikka in philly that was caught on cctv camera's walking behind a young highschool girl and when the girl walked past an alley this nikka picked her up from behind, carried her to the back of a car and raped her in broad dayling, caught on cctv cameras , the girl ended up deciding to have the charges dropped smh..the man still got prosecuted and sent to prison but the girl forgave him and didn’t want him to go to jail..some real psychological mind altering shyt breh, gotta protect our daughters!

Stockholm Syndrome