46 Pages Of Pure Fukkery - Lipstick Alley Posters Revealing Shyt They Wouldn't Tell They Momma!

[Reginald Noble]

https://g.co/kgs/xzVBEN

 

[Vashti]

they are basement dwelling socially awkward damaged and probably unattractive women who spend their time gossiping ducktales about celebs on a forum

they do not represent the lifestyle of the average woman

Thank you.

Well what type of character are you guys then?

You're an idiot.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Once you realize that women want to have sex as much as men and to not put them on pedistals then this shyt gets easier to read. I think people have this programmed notion about women bein these unstainable canvases n whatnot so when shyt gets real they be extra surprised.

 

[Blackout]

White women got worse stories i bet

They do especially when white privilege makes them feel less bad about being a hoe

 

[SpacelySprockets]

Well what type of character are you guys then?

You're an idiot.

bytch I never said I was Mr. Perfect nor did I say I represent anything

You're just mad because im speaking the harsh realities about a website u post on, keep caping and deflecting

 

[I_Got_Da_Burna]

the way some of these chicks say this stuff...with pride

 

[FocusedDaily]

I'm in my 30s and always been the type that can get females to open up to me and tell me all kinds of shyt for some reason whether we're just fukking or friendly.

I'll just say this, I'm more surprised when a black woman doesn't have a story about

Some level of being molested by family or a caretaker (Aunt, uncle, cousin, mothers boyfriend) while 12 or younger.

Or fukking some adult willingly while 12-16.

It's so common I don't even blink when they tell the stories anymore. You just gotta assume there's stuff in their past. If you're in a healthy relationship you should have had some of these discussions before you got married. I knew my wife's dirt before we got married, she knows mine.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Aahhh shiiit where the fukk do I even start..

My brother who is 5 years older than me used to want to fukk and get sucked when I was 12 or 13, I never did either, but he ate my pu$$ like a boss! I was a virgin and thought you could get pregnant just by the D touching you, so I was scared.. When he left the state for 5 years and came back and tried to start it up again, I had lost my virginity by then and was completely disgusted.. We've never talked about it... We are by far the closest of all my sibs..when my cousin accused him of rape I secretly believed her, but dragged her to filth publicly..
I lost count of the number of men I've slept with after 127, that was in my early twenties, I'm now in my mid 30s.
I've been married for 14 years to a very good man, but have cheated on him off and on for the last 4 years with men I've met off Ashley Madison, and one of my friends friends.

I wanted to have another baby 2 years after my son was born, but he kept saying it's not time, and now I resent him for it, because now it's too late, and I hate that my son is an only child.
I've had 5 or six abortions between the ages of 17 and 23 I truly have forgotten
My husband thinks he's only the second person I've slept with, and only dikk I've sucked..I'm thinking about fukking this 25 year old potential pro bballer I met on Craigslist in the next week just for the hell of it.. I faked having ADHD just to get the meds to lose weight, I've lost 30 lbs in a year, but I tell everyone I work out and eat right...I have 2 fake degrees I bought online and transcripts for a BA and a masters..I currently work in government solely based off those degrees. I've been working here for 5 years....I make more than most of my friends with legitimate degrees...close to 85k.... I've lied about being pregnant multiple times to different men throughout my life just for the hell of it.. I stripped for about a week in my twenties, made good money, but got lazy and decided it wasn't for me..I really want to be a sugar baby, just to for the hell of it..I would love to be a high end escort for the thrill and jet set life... I contemplate divorce everyday, but I know he's a very good man, and he spoils me rotten, but I don't deserve him, but I don't want anyone else to have him either... I got off on an attempted murder charge, by taking a dirty deal basically by sucking off my lawyer, and the prosecutor.. In a threesome.. The victims life was literally ruined, they were paralyzed and killed themselves after they found out I got off... I have no problems sleeping at night in regards to any of this.."









ladies and gentlemen, i think we found our winner....how is it even possible to be this depraved...? idk man...but stay safe brehs....its wicked out here

YOOOOOO I remember reading that shyt. Probably one of the worst posts on that thread and she has no sympathy whatsoever.

Her husband is gonna commit that if he ever finds out. It's a damn shame because he thinks she has only had sex with one other person when her family damn sure knows she's fukked up on some level!

That nikka is a simp that probably lets her stay at home while he works all day.. that's how she's running through all these men and he doesn't know!

 

[Vashti]

bytch I never said I was Mr. Perfect nor did I say I represent anything

You're just mad because im speaking the harsh realities about a website u post on

No you ignorant bytch. Read the man you quoted. Didn't that nikka say MOST PEOPLE posting on a message board...as in regardless of GENDER have certain qualities? So I'm saying if you think that poorly of women posting on a board then I wonder what type of qualities these men on this board hold. Or are yall mofos a different species from women? No yall are human beings posting on a messageboard and if those women posting on LSA are losers then what does that make yall? (mind you ALL of LSA did not reveal secrets and ALL of the secrets revealed weren't that bad).

 

[SpacelySprockets]

No you ignorant bytch. Read the man you quoted. Didn't that nikka say MOST PEOPLE posting on a message board...as in regardless of GENDER have certain qualities? So I'm saying if you think that poorly of women posting on a board then I wonder what type of qualities these men on this board hold. Or are yall mofos a different species from women? No yall are human beings posting on a messageboard and if those women posting on LSA are losers the what does that make yall? (mind you ALL of LSA did not reveal secrets and ALL of the secrets revealed weren't that bad).

Its not about the coli right now though is it? Stop deflecting u bitter thot. Typing essays about some irrelevant shyt

If there was a thread about "coli confessions" with people generalizing the average male for something a random coli poster said I would say the same thing.

Go back to LSA and get off my dikk

 

[semtex]

I'm so pure

 

[Vashti]

Its not about the coli right now though is it? Stop deflecting u bitter thot. Typing essays about some irrelevant shyt

If there was a thread about "coli confessions" with people generalizing the average male for something a random coli poster said I would say the same thing.

Go back to LSA and get off my dikk

An essay..? More like a paragraph you illiterate bytch.

No we're not talking about thecoli right now but we are talking equivalencies. TheColi is the male equivalent to LSA. It makes yall feel to better to shyt on other people.

I'm not going anywhere you dumb c00n. Make me.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Yes bad hygiene.....I went there. Be fukking multiple dudes don't wash they asses. Don't clean themselves everyday, don't know how to wipe they asses (front to back not back to front) and etc.

grown folks out here not knowing how to wipe. I quit this planet.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

This is why you don't ask about pasts brehs...

You ain't ready

Yep....Can't worry about that shyt

Just bring your own bag of tricks to the table.

It's a fukking circus out here.

We're all a bunch of fukking clowns deep down inside

 

[SpacelySprockets]

An essay..? More like a paragraph you illiterate bytch.

No we're not talking about thecoli right now but we are talking equivalencies. TheColi is the male equivalent to LSA. It makes yall feel to better to shyt on other people.

I'm not going anywhere you dumb c00n. Make me.

this bytch is livid because the shytty website she posts on consists of outcasts and losers posting ducktales for validation from strangers to feel better about themselves
you'll be ok sis