4 dudes...3 chicks...everybody drunk...

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this is for lame n1ggas who spend too much time talking with chicks. if ur the type to enjoy sitting on the phone with chicks, this is the type of sh1t that will happen to u.
 

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I always see hundreds of posts in the bytch gets trained threads ....


Yet no1 in this thread seems to know how they start :ohlawd:

The coli can be soooo disappointing sometimes makes me always remember lames out number real dudes... :snoop:
 

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You and two of your homeboys has a chick...the other dude just chillin...everybody drunk

Chicks is horny...three bedrooms only.

You been killin the game with your mouthpiece and you know you gonna fukk.

They throw on a movie and everybody start cuddlin even you.

The last dude with no chick goes upstairs...everybody making out with their chicks.

Both dudes take they chicks upstairs...you see they have they pants unzipped while goin upstairs so you know they smashing...

You still cuddlin with the chick you with and yall start kissing...

*vibrate vibrate*

She gets a text message and tells you she gonna use the bathroom and come down in a minute...

*10 minutes pass by*

Do you go upstairs to check on her?

What do you do?

What would you do if you start hearing moaning noises from the last room? Do you bust in? Knock?

Do you text her?

What do you do?

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you probably sitting in the couch right now :wow2: just heard the moans coming from the room had to ask the coli what to do... u prob sitting there thinking about committing a murder right now.. struggle cuddle game a real g woulda been smothering her hitting those spots she wouldn't have even looked at the phone
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I don't think I would ever be blind-sided like this, I'd pick up on the chicks behavior and body language. Would I try and avert the impending doom. Hell no, I'd stare into the fire and get a sort of perverse amusement out of it. I've always had a feeling if I'm not the girls number 1 choice than fukk-a-bytch.

I'd probably have a little play with myself.... not because I lost out, just because I wank everyday. And then I'd do it again in the morning. There's nothing like that after booze wank. I'm not sure if booze increases my semen flow, but the morning after a drinking session my penis is always on some end of Pompei type sh1t, everything is getting covered and preserved for future generations.
 

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I don't think I would ever be blind-sided like this, I'd pick up on the chicks behavior and body language. Would I try and avert the impending doom. Hell no, I'd stare into the fire and get a sort of perverse amusement out of it. I've always had a feeling if I'm not the girls number 1 choice than fukk-a-bytch.

I'd probably have a little play with myself.... not because I lost out, just because I wank everyday. And then I'd do it again in the morning. There's nothing like that after booze wank. I'm not sure if booze increases my semen flow, but the morning after a drinking session my penis is always on some end of Pompei type sh1t, everything is getting covered and preserved for future generations.

:what:
 
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