[4/09] SmackDown: King Kofi Rises To Black Excellence

[CM_Burns]

Maybe the Uso's going over to RAW means they're gonna try to get that division out of the bushes.

Oh. It's Lars. My absolute disdain for this dude aside...I don't get why he's supposed to be super impressive. IDK, I mean...unless he's about to bust out some Brian Cage "I'm a big dude but look at me GMSI" type moveset he doesn't bring anything to table that none of their other big dudes aren't bringing so like...I'm supposed to be excited for why?

You're not supposed to be excited. You're supposed to be disgusted because he's ugly as fukk but also a little intimidated because he's big. It'll work if they keep him against smaller or average size wrestlers.

 

[TRIPLE M]

They just killed Becky
You can’t be the man and get popped with one punch and not do shyt

 

[DaylitoJames]

"The Debonair Dixiecrat" Lacey Evans!.

That's actually a way better nickname

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Paige was telling us all along what kinda games she likes to play

Once those lesbian videos leak

 

[Thebadguy]

Spoiler

 

[John Reena]

To one up RAW not making sense, they gonna have Brock come out n F5 Kofi

 

[DaylitoJames]

I ain’t his fault

























Uh-OHHHHHH!

Yall remember the Mafiso Era of hip hop where damn near every rapper and rap label acted like they were mobsters for some reason?

 

[Ironman]

MAGA Evans at it again

Who the hell is Lars and this brawd and what did they say??

 

[TobiOT]

How long before Chuck & MAGA Chuck win the tag belts?

 

[8WON6]

They just killed Becky
You can’t be the man and get popped with one punch and not do shyt

The "Women's Right" is Lacey Evans's finish move. Becky was supposed to sell it last night. She just ate it like it was nothing. Tonight they actually got it right. Straight Ultimate Warrior'd her finish.

 

[StatUS]

Becky is really The Man if she can get a feud with Lacey Evans over

 

[JerseyBoy23]

I don't understand how EC3 is in the bushes without a chance while they gave Lars a second chance. EC3 is literally what Vince looks for in a wrestler.

 

[John Reena]

Lacey. Evans.

How anyone could doubt Vince's obsession with blondes is beyond me.

Never underestimate a white man love for ANY skinny ass white blond

 

[DaylitoJames]

What's Cocaine Zayn got to say?

 

[jackswstd]

Cocaine Zayn back to ether the crowd

 

[mrken12]

Zayn with another rant?