3am water. I don't even know what the hell that means. I swear anyone under like 35 is mentally retarded.

[Doobie Doo]

they aint trying to impress her just other bros on the internet

He should try and date them and stop wasting time with this hussie.

 

[Canon]

He should try and date them and stop wasting time with this hussie.

its just a random women on the internet breh

 

[Windows 91]

Damn I'm flabby. I would've assumed those comments were from bots spouting gibberish or Indians.

 

[ORDER_66]

When you got a dry throat and need that cold cup of water it hits different...

 

[Remote]

At least they weren't commenting #FFC0CB

Do I even want to know?

 

[Buddy]

3am... water

 

[the elastic]

Do I even want to know?

You don't

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I allow it

Youngins maybe onto some of that new bean sprout sling. Hell, I'm digging up old shyt like I was giving my son a lecture and telling him to "know the ledge"

Joey looked at me like: "BREH SPEAK fukkING ENGLISH.........DADDY I'M SORRY FOR CURSING BUT DAMN"

 

[BlackAchilles]

 

[Willie]

No they aren't working if the bich ain't laughing. Some nikkas gotta learn to turn off the nerd shyt when talking to females.

Back in 07 I had a homey with me as a wingman when we was talking to hoes. This goofy azz nikka kept asking random chicks if they listened to all these underground acts like MF Doom, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Atmosphere

How the bytch not laughing when she got "LMAOOOOIActuallyLoveItoooo" in her tweet?



You just wanted to tell the story about your homie.

 

[Doobie Doo]

How the bytch not laughing when she got "LMAOOOOIActuallyLoveItoooo" in her tweet?



You just wanted to tell the story about your homie.

Believe bytches that pretend to know 2K Basketball terms, brehs.

 

[dontreadthis]

Believe bytches that pretend to know 2K Basketball terms, brehs.

I think you’re the only one being confused by people using metaphors as compliments here

 

[Doobie Doo]

I think you’re the only person being confused by people using similes as compliments here

I'm not, I play 2k daily.. You think it's smooth telling women they are like jumpshot number 91 on a video game or whatever?

Ya'll gotta stop pretending its a inside joke and just acknowledge nikkas don't know how to interact with women.

 

[dontreadthis]

pretending its an inside joke

it is quite literally that

an inside joke between any others that read the comment and go “hey I thought [referenced thing] was elite too”, it’s not even really about the girl pictured.

 

[Pseudonym]

Cold water and cold grapes in the middle of the night

I don’t know about 3am water, or letting your water sit out at night