3 songs that absolutely HAVE to be played at the cookout

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Frankie Beverly and Maze - Before I Let Go

Complete with A: literally everyone hitting that "OOOOWOOHHHHHHWOOWOOOHHHHHHH :ohlawd:" at the beginning, and B: getting told you "y'all don't know nothing about this", even if you do, in fact, know about this.

Luther Vandross - Never Too Much

With argument about whether or not Luther was gay, no earlier than halfway through the song.

Third slot goes to Earth Wind and Fire. Pick a song. Any song. Including "Sing a Song". You cannot get in and out of a cookout without hearing at least three EWF songs.

Honorable mention to any Gap Band song, The Isley Brothers (don't act like you and your cousins/friends didn't get told go play inside for a minute or two if somebody put on "Between the Sheets"), and maybe a little Al Green if they wanted to slow it down a little.

This is more specific to my family, since my parents are from Dayton, but you had to have the Ohio funk bands represented. Ohio Players, Lakeside, Slave, all in rotation at the cookout.
 

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At my dad’s:

Candy
You can run the streets
Seasoned (by e40)
Return of the Mack (I know you said 3 but my uncle Mack always makes sure that gets played lmao)

At my moms:

Groove Me
Real love
September


Im so mad were on lockdown, we would have been having our first cookout in a few weeks, it’s still in my calendar and I’m not pregnant this year :mjcry: so I would have been able to have all the fun. :(
 

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. :mjlol:(this is the official nationwide cookout song. Either someones dad starts singing this shyt while drinking beer watching the grill smoke or hes flipping burgers and two stepping or everyone starts line dancing to this shyt or cha cha sliding or electric sliding. I cant think of the dance move that's notoriously associated with this song.)





 

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Omg how could I forget sweet thing. We can’t do just 3. Gotta be top 10.
 

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Please stay out of Black folks conversation, musty rat catcher :camby:
Lol shut the fukk up you dirty ass roach spray weed smelling LA the Darkman’s weed carrier’s cousin.

fukk you know about cookouts? You probably stand in corner of the yard trying to look hard and mean mug for your grandparents, aunts and uncles you dusty bum.
 

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Lol shut the fukk up you dirty ass roach spray weed smelling LA the Darkman backup dancer.

fukk you know about cookouts? You probably stand in corner of the yard trying to look hard and mean mug for your grandparents, aunts and uncles you dusty bum.

Ok, Punit. Haha...funny. Now get the fukk out my alert box, bytch nikka.
 
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