I bet he Don't even have any stashed away for when he gets out in 15years either
29yr old Breh arrested for finessing government for $1.6 million, buying hoes and Lambos
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What other result did you think was gon happen tho breh
if you don’t know how to launder the shyt correctly then don’t attempt no fukkery
He could have started an empire off of that bread
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Bumblebreh
Collecting honey and money
Breh you have to be a different kind of stupid to even think you can scam that amount of money and get away with it.
Wasn't some nikka on here talking about finessing the PPP a few months ago
Good luck with that bro, I'm sure the IRS are gonna cut you a break
I can’t find the thread or remember who it was that posted it
I read in the Times this morning and the headline was Another man arrested for buying a lamborghini with PPP loans lol
It's not worth it, prosecutors are going to be making examples of people, and asking for long sentences, and of course, all the money will be seized, and you will have to pay back what they can't seize.
So, you get out of federal prison, after lets say 75 months, no job, no money, and lets say 500k in debt to the Justice Department.
It's not worth it, prosecutors are going to be making examples of people, and asking for long sentences, and of course, all the money will be seized, and you will have to pay back what they can't seize.
So, you get out of federal prison, after lets say 75 months, no job, no money, and lets say 500k in debt to the Justice Department.
Y’all crazy he is not doing 20 years for this. 10 would be the max but more like 5-8 years. What’s going to kill him is he’s gonna owe restitution to the govt until he diesAt 29 years what a dumb fukk..
Ur old enough to know ur getting caught for sure...
Young enough to spend the rest of your prime years in jail
He basically took a one way ticket to 50+ years old.
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Piff Perkins
Veteran
Wasn’t there a thread about Coli brehs doing this? You will go to jail, folks. Stop it. The feds don’t miss. It’s easy as fukk for them to verify payrolls since everyone pays into social security/taxes/etc. You may get approved for funds but if it’s BS they will find you.
datnigDASTARDLY
catching pigeons
International Playa
Playa with a Passport
Brehs scamming less than 100k are small fish, they will probably get away with it. Feds tend to go for the bigger fish in crimes
If the small fish get caught, the most they will get is a fine of some sort, no jail time
If the small fish get caught, the most they will get is a fine of some sort, no jail time
zayk35
Superstar
No way was he gonna go unnoticed. Hope he enjoys the feds
Let’s be real. Their was tens of thousands of fraud claims during this shyt. They probably won’t catch more then 30%. If you didn’t go crazy and had your scam solid. Very unlikely you get caught.nah you the suckas for not trying to run a scam on the feds brehs.
everybody doing it! they can't catch everybody! they don't care! they ain't coming for us! we eating out here! the whole city! meanwhile you broke nerds on thecoli hatin!
Pay the amount they received times 1.5 for anything under $25,000 I believe. Anything over that then you got bigger problems lol. Married couples better watch out if they both ran the game as the combined amounts will push them into a higher tax bracket.