[LONG POST. Take your Adderal Now]
[ALL IN THIS POST IS FACTUAL. I WOULD NOT LIE BECAUSE I REALLY NEED HELP]
Hello, I'm a heterosexual male. I am 23 going on 24 this August and I'm a virgin. I seriously need help in getting laid. I keep failing in all attempts to get a female to indulge in sex with me. They seem generally uninterested in me no matter what I try. Just to fukk my life even further I have an uncanny ability to attract fags. I have 2, used to be 3, fags fukk with me constantly at work, one even offering to suck my dikk. This shyt is ridiculous. I've never had a girlfriend, I've never copped a feel I haven't even gotten a kiss. I've seen my first pair of t*ts in real life at 22 when this girl flashed me while I was on campus and that was only a split second. I never saw her again and that was probably my ticket out of this fukking virgin life. Not to mention I don't have any friends...and live with my militant and religious parents.
Man I've been suicidal. I've been really trying to put myself out there since 21. And I have stories, so read on but they are pretty cringe worthy and long:
Girl 1. Fine, as, fukk! Could have been a model. She was in one of my classes and I would stare at her whenever I could without being noticed [she never did]. I finally developed the nerve to talk to her. So after class I caught up to her and said hello...well we talked for about 20 minutes in between class and at the end it was the most awkward silence. Neither of us had shyt to say. So I just said bye and I'll see you next class. Fast forward to next class, I was sitting outside of the classroom waiting for the class to start, she walks up to the area and sits on the opposite side of the room from me. Didn't really phase me. I just thought she didn't see me. So class starts fast forward class is through and on the way out I call her name TWICE when I see her and I was like 1 foot away from her AND SHE DIDN'T fukkING RESPOND! I was seriously like wtf did I do wrong? I was so angry that day and I never tried to speak to her again and for whatever reason she did the same.
Girl 2. This one is the second to the worst. Tall amazon black beauty with a STACKED body. Booty was ridiculous and she was well proportioned. Anyways, she's in one of my classes, I saw her a few times and was kind of intimidated. But again, I bit up the nerve to talk to her after class. She even gave me a one - armed hug after we finished talking! I thought I was in it for sure. Oh how was I wrong. So we keep talking and one day I finally have the balls to ask for her number, because I keep asking her let's go out but she keeps coming up with an excuse that she doesn't have the time which is weird. So she gives me her number in this rushed/distracted manner, kind of weird, again, but whatever, I got it. I text her like 3-4 days later and open up with a joke, she responds, then I follow up with asking her out. Then she said "GOING OUT?!?! Um I don't know how to break this to you but I'm bi and I'm not really into guys right now" I nearly broke my god damned phone bros. I cried in the bathroom, I'm not gonna lie. I had so much built up anticipation that I was in it but she crushed me right then and there...to make matters worse, she was in two of my classes, and we never spoke again so needless to say it was awkward as dikk! And to put the cherry on this shyt stain, I saw her about 3 months later chatting it up with a dude, and I could tell by the fukking body language they were digging eachother. fukk that bytch man...
Girl number 3. In class again, saw girl, fat ass, face ehh, and body kinda chubby. But I was like whatever, I need to win. So I got the courage up to talk to her and I got her number the same day. {Stepping up the game by getting the number same day}. So we talk and stuff practically the whole semester and we vibe well. She's pretty cool, even though she's not the cutest, outta shape, and she even smelled musky one time but oh well, I HAD TO WIN. I eventually text her and ask her to be my gal...Turns out this entire time she had a fukking boyfriend! I'm not even mad though...we still talk every now and then but damn that still kinda hurt.
Girl 4. This one is the worst of them all. Still haunts me and I still think of her. So I'm in the library, I see this girl I don't know why but she catches my eye, she's kinda cute so I was like whatever man I'm desperate I have to win soon! So I walk up to her, flatter her with compliments of her beauty and get her number, then walked off. So I text her to meet me at this spot and we go on a date. The date date was AWESOME. We talked the entire time, laughed, shared stories, we had so much in common. At the end of the date I walked her to the place she needed to be and then we had this awkward leave, no kiss, not even a hug, and I thought it was a custom for a girl to thank a dude for taking her out, she didn't... but whatever I FINALLY HAD MY FIRST DATE AT 22! I was on cloud 9! I felt so good. I haven't felt this good in the longest and I was sure I was in it to win it. Fast forward,I try to meet up with her but I felt she was dodging me at times but we had another get together of just chilling, great the whole time again. I was sure this was the one! After I took her back to the place she need be I asked her for a kiss. She declined. I was confused...we had great chemistry and I've known her for like 2 weeks. (Was that too soon?) I dunno but I guess it didn't phase her. Fast forward, about 3-4 weeks I ask her to be my gal, she refuses because she says she doesn't know me well enough. Hit my heart but it was cool I guess because she said I was potential. Then it kinda just goes down hill from here. Asked her to go out on Valentines, she says she's busy...understandable. I still met up with her where she was at and gave her a flower...then...try to meet up with her couple other times, busy again, so I fell back and waited on her to text or call me. She never did...she never did. This one hit me the hardest probably because I've never gotten so far with a female. I felt I was right there too...and we had such great chemistry I don't know what I did wrong...maybe appeared thirsty? Desperate? fukk...man.
So guys I need help. I read all the time about people having "side pieces" plenty of stories of banging girls backs out, leaving them satisfied, fast asleep with nut on their back and but. I want that. I want to be able to have stories to tell, girls to lust for me. So I ask for your step by step advice on how to:
1. Attract females
A. How to kiss properly
B. How to fukk properly
2. How to make friends.
Thanks.
somewhere along the line. 
thanks, but you should deff go pay a prostitute or hooker asap 
at all them words.
@ u trying to bite my style.
yall dont disappoint