The ONLY thing that would really fukk shyt up is a serious health issue for Biden. And I don't mean a broken leg or him showing up with one of those random purple wounds that old people get
I'm talking about a scary dementia/brain/mental related episode where an unnamed staffer ends up having to go to a podium and gently escort him off the stage as the entire audience sits in stunned silence.
For maximum effect, Biden needs to be shuffling his feet, momentarily stop, face the audience squinting his eyes, turn back towards the podium as though he wants to return, only for the staffer to continue turning him so he makes a full revolution and ends up facing offstage again without him realizing it.