2024 U.S. Presidential Election Thread: Donald Trump wins & will return to the White House; GOP wins U.S. Senate & U.S. House

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

Record Share of U.S. Electorate Is Pro-Choice and Voting on It

Pro-choice voters are showing record-high intensity on the abortion issue, and the pro-choice segment of the public remains historically large.

news.gallup.com

Stuff like this, where the % of people for whom abortion has become their “single issue” has dramatically increased is why Biden is going to win. This trend is disproportionately helping pro choice candidates. In states like NC where margins were already tight, it will put Biden over the top.

 

[Pressure]

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"I'm a meat eater like the T Rex. Anybody heard of the T Rex? I asked an MIT, because I'm real smart you know I have relations but MIT I asked him, why do they call him the T Rex? I think its a very smart question but I asked him. Why do they call him the T Rex. Why not the Z Rex. But he said no one has ever asked him that question before. To this day no one knows what the T stands for. Trump maybe? A very interesting thing."

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they both have tiny hands

 

[FAH1223]

 

[Reality Check]

 

[MushroomX]

If you need anymore proof, Trump officially lost Wisconsin.

 

[No1]

Democrats having been winning elections at every level of government since 2018… I’m gonna need you to hop off that contrarian take that Dems been running ahead of Biden..

I don’t think you know what the word contrarian means. It certainly doesn’t apply in this context. And your response clearly misses the very obvious point that whatever Biden’s poll numbers say - Democrats have continued to outperform polls in elections.

There is this weird dynamic going on here where normie Dems seem to take offense to any analysis that isn’t dikkiding - like I don’t know what you think you’re fighting or protecting but it’s weird. Like what I said would be a basic multiple choice correct response on a PoliSci 101 exam.

 

[the cac mamba]

guy is such a deranged piece of shyt, that he can't help himself

 

[the cac mamba]

the hostages in Gaza have more autonomy than these people

 

[the cac mamba]

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[ADevilYouKhow]

Justice Department Finds Brutality and Bias by Phoenix Police

The department’s report comes after a three-year investigation into complaints of discrimination and use of force by law enforcement that the city says has been burdensome.

www.nytimes.com

Did Jeff Sessions do many of these?

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Supreme Court Rejects Bid to Trademark ‘Trump Too Small’

The decision was unanimous but fractured in rationale, with several justices objecting to the majority’s use of a history-based test.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

the hostages in Gaza have more autonomy than these people

He looks out of place and like he doesn't want to be there. He's also looking much older.

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[Secure Da Bag]

What tangible are Republicans offering this election btw?

There's offering all of 2025, I thought.

 

[Ku$h Parker]

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2nd MAGA Operative Identified From Trump's Viral Chick-fil-A Visit

Meet the operative on the RNC payroll


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Looks like he upgraded from Diamond & Silk