2024 U.S. Presidential Election Thread: Donald Trump wins & will return to the White House; GOP wins U.S. Senate & U.S. House

[Spidey Man]

Dominion's lawyers, if you're listening...

You better believe tons of unpaid interns all over the country are forced to listen to Alex Jones just in case he needs to have his pockets run again

 

[Big Jo]

lol wtf apparently jill stein is pulling support from donald trump

Jill stein pulling from Trump!??



Kamala really does have the mandate of heaven lol

I don’t doubt this for a second. I’ve talked to (white) people who generally vote Republican but just refuse to co-sign Trump after all the egregious fukkery… they won’t vote Dem either so they’re just defaulting to whatever 3rd option RFK, Stein, whoever. Just to say they voted.

 

[Wolfpac]

Can't even sit down without making himself look stupid.

 

[Sghost597]

lol wtf apparently jill stein is pulling support from donald trump

Jill stein pulling from Trump!??



Kamala really does have the mandate of heaven lol

This woman is bullet proof. I guess Putin lovers obviously choose the lesser evil lol

 

[Trips]

Dominion's lawyers, if you're listening...

Man when the Trump ship finally sinks. I can't for this bytch to fade away as well.

 

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Watters: Women love masculinity, and women do not love Tim Walz, so that should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walz is. The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.



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Unearthed audio: Trump says candidates who refuse to debate don’t have “courage” and are unfit to be commander-in-chief because they’re “afraid”




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[br82186]

Man I'm if Usher does what he does at his residency

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

i bet Ted Cruz' wife didn't fukk him for a year, after the 2016 primary

Let a man talk about my mom like that without any repercussions….I’d never listen to another word out of my father’s mouth

 

[Reality Check]

lol wtf apparently jill stein is pulling support from donald trump

Jill stein pulling from Trump!??



Kamala really does have the mandate of heaven lol

The hilarity that the David Duke endorsement of Jill Stein seems to be hurting Trump. 2024 y'all...

 

[Elim Garak]

https://www.cbs17.com/news/north-carolina-news/350000-votes-cast-on-day-1-of-early-voting-in-north-carolina/

 

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@AlexBWall
NEW horrifying analysis from @citizenwillis: 134 rape-induced pregnancies occur daily in states with MAGA abortion bans.

Trump brags about "killing Roe" calls these bans "a beautiful thing to watch." Trump Proclaims ‘I Killed Roe v. Wade’ as 134 Rape-Induced Pregnancies Occur Daily in Abortion Ban States

2/11
@danny_itachi
It was never about saving babies, it was never about “basic biology”, it was never about “states rights”; it always was and will always be about controlling women and it’s utterly sick. Idgaf if that makes me a “baby killer”, forced birthers are a fringe radical minority anyways



3/11
@GOPJesusUSA
Soon to be nationwide, thanks to President Trump’s Project 2025.

You’re welcome.

[Quoted tweet]
It's time to ban President Trump's Project 2025.

4/11
@blakeAmasterman
Unpopular opinion: I’m for killing the rapists not the babies.



5/11
@NiQ_108
Horrific. Disturbing.



6/11
@MSG_MILES
Wow this is crazy!!!



7/11
@Ra5Rebel
Women are not property. The alarming number of rape victims since January is heartbreaking. Whatever your reason to vote, I hope you prioritize dignity, equality, and a woman's right to make decisions about her own body. /search?q=#WomensRights /search?q=#EqualityForAll /search?q=#EndViolenceAgainstWomen /search?q=#MyBodyMyChoice /search?q=#VoteForChange /search?q=#VoteForChange /search?q=#BlackVoices /search?q=#BlackExcellence /search?q=#LatinoVoices /search?q=#LatinoEmpowerment /search?q=#AAPIVoices /search?q=#StopAsianHate /search?q=#IndigenousVoices /search?q=#NativePride /search?q=#JewishVoices /search?q=#JewishPride /search?q=#MuslimVoices /search?q=#SupportMuslims /search?q=#WomensRights /search?q=#WomenUnite /search?q=#LGBTQVoices /search?q=#EqualityForAll /search?q=#TexasStrong /search?q=#TexasVotes /search?q=#FloridaForChange /search?q=#FloridaStrong /search?q=#GeorgiaOnMyMind /search?q=#PeachStatePride /search?q=#PureMichigan /search?q=#MichiganStrong /search?q=#PAForChange /search?q=#KeystoneState /search?q=#WisconsinProud /search?q=#ExploreWisconsin /search?q=#MinnesotaNice /search?q=#MNForChange /search?q=#NevadaStrong /search?q=#BattleBornState /search?q=#ArizonaRising /search?q=#AZForChange /search?q=#Veterans /search?q=#GenZ /search?q=#Swifties /search?q=#HaitianPride
/search?q=#HaitiansUnite
/search?q=#HaitianVoices
@Abandonbiden24
@DrJillStein



8/11
@LiatAjaX
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9/11
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10/11
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11/11
@ChrisGeorgeBerg
It's demonic that you guys hear of 134 rape induced pregnancies and you are upset over them not being able to abort the baby




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[Reality Check]

I missed this from this morning, but I guess Kamala Harris now has an anti-cow plan?

 

[Sghost597]

 

[Sghost597]

The hilarity that the David Duke endorsement of Jill Stein seems to be hurting Trump. 2024 y'all...

God damn... HBO gotta get on this election cycle documentary yesterday. Quite literally insane.