2024 U.S. Presidential Election Thread: Donald Trump wins & will return to the White House; GOP wins U.S. Senate & U.S. House

[FAH1223]

 

[wire28]

Must be what Slotkin was referring to

I’m sure she’s seeing those numbers when she’s spending all her time courting republicans and avoiding black people like the plague. She should come to the city some time, it’s not 2002 it’s nice now.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

So I asked for how Kamala's platform is "right wing" or how she's "pivoted to right wing" and all we got is 3 or 4 more pages on Israel-Gaza and the strangest thing about this is the alternative, Trump and the GOP, literally said... out loud mind you.... "finish the job" and then quipped that Biden "must be a Palestinian now"

Can't be serious with this. Also, why are we not mentioning how Netanyahu is likely stonewalling the ceasefire talks because A) he believes war will save him and B) because he wants Trump to be President?

And before anyone says, "well, that's why we should stop arming them.." That's not how this works, that's not how it would work with any President over the last 30 years, we are too interconnected with Israel as an ally and they are fighting wars on several fronts right now with Iran possibly planning on fukking over oil in retaliation etc.... Several moving parts..

 

[6CertsAndAMovie]

So I asked for how Kamala's platform is "right wing" or how she's "pivoted to right wing" and all we got is 3 or 4 more pages on Israel-Gaza and the strangest thing about this is the alternative, Trump and the GOP, literally said... out loud mind you.... "finish the job" and then quipped that Biden "must be a Palestinian now"

Can't be serious with this. Also, why are we not mentioning how Netanyahu is likely stonewalling the ceasefire talks because A) he believes war will save him and B) because he wants Trump to be President?

And before anyone says, "well, that's why we should stop arming them.." That's not how this works, that's not how it would work with any President over the last 30 years, we are too interconnected with Israel as an ally and they are fighting wars on several fronts right now with Iran possibly planning on fukking over oil in retaliation etc.... Several moving parts..

climate/healthcare and potential but god forbid FTC corpo-regulations

She's running to the right of Biden on the environment. Biden campaigned on a $2T climate plan, Harris is running on an incredibly vague promise to "unite Americans to tackle the climate crisis" and is pro-fracking.

She's running to the right of Obama and Biden on healthcare. Obama and Biden both campaigned on a public option, Harris is running on tax credits to lower premiums by $800.

She's running to the right of Obama and Biden on immigration. Obama campaigned on the DREAM act and Biden ran on reversing Trump's deportation policies and a pathway to citizenship for undocumented immigrants, Harris is running on the Republican/Trump border plan.

She's running to the right of Obama and Biden on foreign policy. Obama campaigned on ending the War in Iraq and Biden campaigned on ending the War in Afghanistan, Harris is campaigning on giving Israel a blank check for genocide and starting WW3 and touting the support she has from the architect of the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

None of this means people shouldn't vote for her, but it's important to be honest about the political landscape and her political decisions. On one hand y'all are saying "of course she's pivoting, she has to appease the right to pick up their anti-Trump votes!" and on the other hand y'all are saying "what do you mean she's pivoting to the right, she's just doing typical left Democrat campaigning!". Just be honest.

 

[Pressure]

climate/healthcare and potential but god forbid FTC corpo-regulations

Kamala Harris professional and political background does not back this

 

[bnew]

Someone take Elon mom’s phone away



Lunatics

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The Democrats have given us another option. You don’t have to register to vote. On Election Day, have 10 fake names, go to 10 polling booths and vote 10 times. That’s 100 votes, and it’s not illegal. Maybe we should work the system too.

[Quoted tweet]
Super important to get all your friends and family to register to vote.

Georgia’s registration deadline is Monday!!


2/2
You're lying. And you're a fukking idiot

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[6CertsAndAMovie]

Kamala Harris professional and political background does not back this

I hope you're right because this article seems to imply otherwise

 

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1/21
@SonnyBunch
I’m sorry, this is the funniest single photo of the entire election cycle.

2/21
@khaled74
How is it possible for one man to be so damn cringe



3/21
@DrTemperTantrum
I know I’ve seen that Elon photo before.

4/21
@masonstruths
Party of “alpha males”



5/21
@weedNYtwine
Elon: yaaaay make America great again yaaaaaay!

Trump: pull yourself together Elon- you’re embarrassing me

6/21
@AlligatorTownie
Funniest single photo of the entire election cycle so far!

7/21
@Sjacobs2020
Drugged and Drugger

"Look at me mommy! I'm as high as a Ketamine kite!"

8/21
@ReturnoftheSK
Why is he doing that with his face?



9/21
@beingalleria
Trump: "He's behind me, isn't he?"



10/21
@bluebirdpoopies
Never go full Simple Jack



11/21
@RedHibiscus23
Lol! trump looked worried there that musk was taking all the attention



12/21
@adamross
When the ketamine hits.



13/21
@Laurieluvsmolly
Every time we see Leon, it looks like it’s the first day in his body.



14/21
@Beefeater_Fella
Fixed

15/21
@3mu7yod
This will be the most famous photo of Trump taken in Butler, PA.



16/21
@scottlincicome
So *far*



17/21
@MoeJLong
And he thought Eric was bad...



18/21
@catllc
They are as one…

19/21
@BWLawal
Kids, don’t do drugs!



20/21
@scottsimanski
He looks like he's come down with Trump Mind Virus.



21/21
@GOPJesusUSA
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb.




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[BigMoneyGrip]

Can’t wait until after election night… I’m bout to give you mofos the worse asswhoopin lmaoo

 

[KushSkywalker]

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The Democrats have given us another option. You don’t have to register to vote. On Election Day, have 10 fake names, go to 10 polling booths and vote 10 times. That’s 100 votes, and it’s not illegal. Maybe we should work the system too.

[Quoted tweet]
Super important to get all your friends and family to register to vote.

Georgia’s registration deadline is Monday!!


2/2
You're lying. And you're a fukking idiot

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These people really think you can walk into a voting booth and just pick a random name and cast a vote it's infuriating. Do they not remember how they registered to vote?

You have to be on the voter roll to cast your one single vote and then you are crossed off. And you can't just BE on the voter roll. You have to register with (you guessed it proof of who you are) and proof you are a town resident.

 

[King Kreole]

So I asked for how Kamala's platform is "right wing" or how she's "pivoted to right wing" and all we got is 3 or 4 more pages on Israel-Gaza and the strangest thing about this is the alternative, Trump and the GOP, literally said... out loud mind you.... "finish the job" and then quipped that Biden "must be a Palestinian now"

Do you think it's possible to be right-wing or moving in a right-wing direction while still being to the left of Trump? Can you imagine a political spectrum that is not solely defined by Donald Trump?

Can't be serious with this. Also, why are we not mentioning how Netanyahu is likely stonewalling the ceasefire talks because A) he believes war will save him and B) because he wants Trump to be President?

All the more reason why the Democratic President and Nominee should not be supporting him unconditionally!

And before anyone says, "well, that's why we should stop arming them.." That's not how this works, that's not how it would work with any President over the last 30 years, we are too interconnected with Israel as an ally and they are fighting wars on several fronts right now with Iran possibly planning on fukking over oil in retaliation etc.... Several moving parts..

"We shouldn't be asking Kamala to do something good because America has historically been a bad place" is perhaps not the argument you think it is.

 

[John Reena]

These people really think you can walk into a voting booth and just pick a random name and cast a vote it's infuriating. Do they not remember how they registered to vote?

You have to be on the voter roll to cast your one single vote and then you are crossed off. And you can't just BE on the voter roll. You have to register with (you guessed it proof of who you are) and proof you are a town resident.

It’s all just another dog whistle to say black ppl or any person of color cheat and vote more than once. I really hope Kamala wins so MAGA and all the craziness finally dies.

 

[John Reena]

Making a progressive happy is IMPOSSIBLE. Even if Bernie or AOC had the nomination, stopped the conflict btw Israel n Gaza they would still find SOMETHING to complain about.

“Why aren’t they doing more interviews on Tuesdays?”

 

[King Kreole]

climate/healthcare and potential but god forbid FTC corpo-regulations

Right. The former Senator from California who has refused to commit to supporting the current FTC regime's hostile posture towards Big Tech and Big Business, while she courts tech giants and titans of industry, promoting them as her campaign surrogates as they engage in a whisper campaign aligning her to their interests and dump a massive influx of money and support into her campaign. I'll just say...it's not a great look.