2024 U.S. Presidential Election Thread: Donald Trump wins & will return to the White House; GOP wins U.S. Senate & U.S. House

[MushroomX]

He's going to be at every UFC event in the states until November. Motherfukker going to jump up like that scumbag Grandpa Joe in Willy Wonka to get that UFC crowd pop.

Scumbag Joe had the audacity to yell at Wonka, and even when Wonka was showing his true, gentle self while they were in the Wonkavater to Charlie... Scumbag Joe went "AND ME!?!" when Wonka told Charlie he could move in to the factory.

 

[ill_will82]

I didn’t even hit play. After yesterday's conference I'm not listening to anymore of his rambling bs until the September debate. Trump has probably already lost big chunk of women voters due to his VP's stupid views on women. Then he's stepping on the toes of LGBTQ voters.

Trump is his own worst enemy.

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[Sghost597]

I can definitely see Republican punting on presidency and shifting all their resources to the house and Senate, but they may wait too long before they abandoned Trump as a lost cause.

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

even though he'll just claim it's rigged, the toll losing to kamala will take on him will utterly destroy him. he might die within a year of it

oh please. he doesn't feel emotion deeply enough for something to take a physical toll on his body. He will get more and more desperate to win, and if he still loses he will just blame it on external forces. He'll try to keep his cases tied up in the courts long enough that he'll die before having to feel any consequences

 

[the cac mamba]

oh please. he doesn't feel emotion deeply enough for something to take a physical toll on his body.

breh, trump losing to a woman is gonna totally destroy him

 

[MushroomX]

... shifting all their resources to the house and Senate

What resources? All the RNC money for the downballots and State GOPs are funnelled to elect Trump and pay his Legal Bills?

 

[Lord Beasley]

Poor woman.... she might be fresh out of college and she's tasked with trying to put a positive spin on this goofy shyt

if she got good mic skills, she's fine

 

[Legal]

I don't get it either, breh. I knew the artist was popular, but wasn't prepared for that at ALL.

 

[Sghost597]

Advisor to DJ: Play something appropriate

DJ:

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[Sghost597]

I don't get it either, breh. I knew the artist was popular, but wasn't prepared for that at ALL.

Why does she look 35 and 17 at the same time ..

 

[jerniebert]

I guess they all look alike to him.

Spoiler

NEWS

Former President Donald Trump mixed two Black politicians up when he told the story of being in a helicopter that had an emergency landing.

It was Nate Holden, a former city councilman and state senator from Los Angeles, who said in an exclusive interview late Friday that he remembers the near-death experience well.

“Willie is the short Black guy living in San Francisco. I’m a tall Black guy living in Los Angeles. I guess we all look alike.”

@ccadelago reports

Full Story: bit.ly/3yoUTnt

 

[MushroomX]

Taylor Swift Illuminati got him singing to NYT.

 

[88m3]