2024 U.S. Presidential Election Thread: Donald Trump wins & will return to the White House; GOP wins U.S. Senate & U.S. House

[The axe murderer]

Sheesh

 

[TheDarceKnight]

Spoiler: full text

1/7
The party that put up "fukk Joe Biden" flags across the Midwest doesn't get to tell me to stop calling Vance a weird couch fukker.

2/7
The house next to my daughter's middle school put a giant fukk Biden flag up the day after his inauguration. Could care less what any of these people think

3/7
Exactly.

4/7
I’m gonna just call him a Dolphin porn fetishist. But don’t stop your thing, it’s effective.

5/7


6/7
As a one-time weird kid, I prefer to describe the Trumpzis as “depraved.”

7/7
The GOP is like that guy that punches people in the back and runs away then when someone catches him he cries like a little baby.


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perfectly said

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Well... Betsy and Chad better get to work and pick up some more hours at Dollar General. Your Daddy needs you!

I wonder how much Tariq donated? The grift still sells don't it?

 

[King Static X]

Wait, so is Vance just following Kamala around to every stop like a fukking weirdo stalker?

 

[-DMP-]

Rockstar shyt

 

[TheDarceKnight]

Still can't grasp answering a softball question

Ouchhhhhh. Agh he sucks so much, lol it's painful to watch

 

[Sghost597]

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Rockstar shyt

Are we sure they didn't think it was Bon Iver?

 

[TheDarceKnight]

Anecdotal but I started canvassing in 2018 in a red district in Fl. Every election cycle Ive tried to do my part since then and every election cycle I see less republican door knockers/republican leaning info left behind. Like in 2018 Id be working routes that would have me on one side of a street while door knockers for Desantis were on the other. People I canvass with have said the same. Makes you wonder if, outside of Trump taking donations for his legal fees, most of their money is funneled into online propaganda

Just donated to Kamala. First time donating to a campaign ever. I can't afford a lot right now, but I felt like doing it, and I'd like to do more to help this election cycle. Anything else I can do besides donating?

 

[Spidey Man]

If they can keep up the energy and continue to drive up turnout this election is going to be a wipeout. It'll be nice to have an election called by the networks on Election Day.

 

[TheDarceKnight]

Every Cac I've ever run into that said they were "Libertarian" were just typical dumbfukk white boys who liked to smoke weed. That's it.

that's all Libertarianism is. It's just people that got theirs in life already (or will never have to struggle) and just don't want to have to pay taxes or do anything for anyone else, ever.

"Leave me alone. fukk you, I got mine. Good luck getting yours." That's their whole philosophy.

 

[TheDarceKnight]

Life comes at you fast

MAGA's fall off is gonna be amazing

 

[jmegamar]

These people are so pathetic

MAGA mad cuz they can’t bring out anybody except Kid Rock.

 

[Outlaw]

MAGA mad cuz they can’t bring out anybody except Kid Rock.

Don’t forget Hulkkk Hogan brother

 

[Jx2]

MAGA mad cuz they can’t bring out anybody except Kid Rock.

Cyndi Lauper is still alive too!