2019 Coli Analytics Awards - Top Dapped Posts of All Time

[TEH]

Unfortunately, this thread is more of a sobering reminder of just how far this site has fallen off,
and of how little the people responsible for the fall even care about the site- than it is a fun thread. It’s crazy looking at those quotes and reading a few of the replies and seeing how much carefree fun we had, and then to look at things now how they are today. Stripped of all the features that made the forum stand out amongst all other forums, stopped having contests and giveaways, stopped doing POTY/WPOTY(bk n cook used to do the threads now we do them ourselves).

Great thread premise, this thread, but it’s hard to be jolly because of how much it just reminds you of how far this place has fallen.

I lose a lil respect for @Brooklynzson for this, and for not at least handing the reigns over to someone who actually gives a f*ck. I even made a thread offering to financially sponsor whatever efforts it would take to get our homepage and plethora of other features back up and running. Thread flopped horrifically, and with nary a reply from either “owner”.

It’s time for a new site

build it and they will come...

 

[Marzupial]

Is a dental assistant??

shyt is so random

 

[MajesticLion]

i chuckled heartily @ that bball story, that's just timelessly ignant

 

[Francis White]

The site is owned by reddit.

 

[Blackrogue]

I miss being able to order threads according to the most dapped.

 

[Heelish]

I remember when my Nas/Jay-Z Diamond Cutter gif was #3 all time dapped post

edit:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/can...hop-nas-giving-hov-the-diamond-cutter.103306/

@NinoFrown for the idea

Forgot to give @MegaTronBomb! props for the DDP/Jay thread & @badguys1 for the Nas/Jay wrestling thread

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Drop the last five most dapped posts breh if you get a chance

 

[Leasy]

Yo was it the hamster site or this site with the dude being stuck in the futon

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I remember when my Nas/Jay-Z Diamond Cutter gif was #3 all time dapped post

My camel gif one was #1 for a while before the dahell dude one knocked it off.

Edit: wait a minute... shouldn’t that be on this list? It got more daps than any post mentioned in this thread except the blake piffin one.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jay...alss-failure-and-had-to-be-restrained.312049/

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

#2 with 639 daps is @Buckeye Fever experiencing getting involved in a 6th grade basketball game



https://www.thecoli.com/threads/was...day-and-both-teams-only-had-4-players.156795/

How is that #2 when this got 755 daps?

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jay...alss-failure-and-had-to-be-restrained.312049/

Update your rankings, friend.

 

[LauderdaleBoss]

That basketball story is classic and should be made into a movie or something.

 

[Max.]

Glad my thread ended up being funny

 

[Heelish]

My camel gif one was #1 for a while before the dahell dude one knocked it off.

Edit: wait a minute... shouldn’t that be on this list? It got more daps than any post mentioned in this thread except the blake piffin one.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jay...alss-failure-and-had-to-be-restrained.312049/

this was the best Jay-Z camel thread of all time

 

[DrBanneker]

How is that #2 when this got 755 daps?

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jay...alss-failure-and-had-to-be-restrained.312049/

Update your rankings, friend.

Welp, sorry I will update. I was scraping the web pages using a script and I didn't get 100% coverage. User data is probably more comprehensive than the threads.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Good idea