2014 Official Random College Football Thread

[Tide Run This]

Could be a thread "Who is your 2014 JT Floyd"?

For FSU its WR #89 _______________________________ and that chump punter Cason Beatty he almost cost us the title vs Auburn last year.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I feel your pain I don't know who had it worse in 09 Michigan fans or FSU fans watching shytty ass defensive technique and just lack of talent. Korey Magnum was the FSU version of Floyd ask @Lucky_Lefty @klutch2381 @Tony_Bromo @goatnole @thacole

That fukkin guy. Him, Rufus Brown and Stanford Samuel are the holy trinity of bad DBs during the dark decade

 

[Tide Run This]

That fukkin guy. Him, Rufus Brown and Stanford Samuel are the holy trinity of bad DBs during the dark decade

Kyler Hall
Korey Magnum
Jamie Robinson
Nick Moody
Gerard Ross
JR Bryant
Ochiko Jenjie

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

To the list of teams you posted @no1es run this

florida schedule

Idaho - W
YOUR Eastern Michigan Eagles - toss up [likely L]
Kentucky - W
@Bama - Capital L
@TN - toss up [depends on TN QB play]
LSU - L
Missouri - L
@Georgia - L
@Vandy - toss up [new coach, we'll see, likely W]
South Carolina - W [ol ball coach loses stupid games, and @florida sounds like one]
Eastern Kentucky -
@FSU - Capital L

basically there are only 3-4 clear wins there and a bunch of toss ups. Unless Georgia, Missouri, and Vandy are a mess, they're gonna have a bad year. I'm gonna have them at the bottom of that list...

 

[Tide Run This]

That fukkin guy. Him, Rufus Brown and Stanford Samuel are the holy trinity of bad DBs during the dark decade

Rufus and Samuels weren't as bad as that trash I mentioned shyt I was missing them nikkas too much by the time 07-09 rolled around. Can't believe we had a fukking secondary with them nikkas yet Antonio Cromartie was playing behind them.

 

[Tide Run This]

To the list of teams you posted @no1es run this

florida schedule

Idaho - W
YOUR Eastern Michigan Eagles - toss up [likely L]
Kentucky - W
@Bama - Capital L
@TN - toss up [depends on TN QB play]
LSU - L
Missouri - L
@Georgia - L
@Vandy - toss up [new coach, we'll see, likely W]
South Carolina - W [ol ball coach loses stupid games, and @florida sounds like one]
Eastern Kentucky -
@FSU - Capital L

basically there are only 3-4 clear wins there and a bunch of toss ups. Unless Georgia, Missouri, and Vandy are a mess, they're gonna have a bad year. I'm gonna have them at the bottom of that list...

Idaho W
EMU W
Kentucky W
at Bama L
at Tenn ?
LSU ?
Missouri W
Georgia ?
Vandy W
Carolina ?
EKU
at FSU 37-10 L

 

[Tide Run This]

2014 Texas Longhorns

North Texas W
BYU ?
UCLA(Arlington) L
at Kansas W
Baylor ?
Oklahoma L
Iowa State W
at Kansas St L
at Texas Tech W
West Virginia W
at Oklahoma St ?
TCU ?


Charlie got dealt a bad hand year 1 3 potential top 10 teams in first 6 games.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Could be a thread "Who is your 2014 JT Floyd"?

definitely. And low key i actually felt BAD because i don't PERSONALIZE my beef with college players...but man FUKK that dude.

look at this list of what I would deem "best DB [cb or safety] on michigan's roster"

last 10 yrs

03-04 - Marlin Jackson AND earnest shazor
05 - LEON HALL [i had NO IDEA what we had here until DEEP in his career]
06 - LEON HALL
07/08 - MORGAN TRENT [in the moment I irrationally hated this dude...he is GOD compared to JT Floyd]
09 - DONOVAN WARREN [should've stayed on the team but went to the league..can't hate]
10-13 - JT fukkin FLOYD. how spoiled was I

 

[Tide Run This]

Didn't Trent end up in Cincy with Hall?

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Because I skipped out on work today and I'm bed ridden, here's my all time "fukk dem nikkas" FSU squad

QB: Chris Rix (and 2nd place Wyatt Sexton wasn't even close)
RB(s): Lorenzo Booker, Jermaine Thomas, Eric Shelton
WR(s): Greg Carr, Jarmon Fortson, DeCody Fagg, #89 on this years squad, Bert Reed, Easterling
TE: Brandon Warren
OL: that entire 06 Oline
DL: Alex Boston,Neefy Moffet, Dan Hicks, Budd Thacker
LBs: dan Hicks (so bad, he made the list twice), Nigel Carr, Jerel Hudson
DBs: ( where do I begin) Mangum, Samuels, Brown, Kyler Hall, Pat Watkins (only cause I put my rep on the line saying he'd be better than Cromartie ), Jamie Robinson, Waisome, I could be here all day typing names from 02-09
K: anyone who's ever missed a kick vs Miami

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

btw i was looking for what caused the udder lack of depth at CB after donovan warren left.... 08 michigan recruited this guy:

J. T. Turner
S/CB Massillon, Ohio Washington (OH) 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) 185.5 lb (84.1 kg) 4.49 Mar 28, 2008
Scout: Rivals: 247Sports: N/A ESPN grade: 80


i was like "wow how do i not know this kid???"

searched and was led here:http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...st-recruiting-commit-busts-in-program-history
top 5 biggest busts in michigan recruiting history:

5. boubacar cissco [what a scumbag]
4. Justin Turner - DB - 2009 - he pretty much...just...didn't.....care
3. MARQUES SLOCUM - 06 - i was hyped about this fat loser
2. KELLY FUKKIN BARAKA - weed head
1. KEVIN GRADY - this loser was supposed to TAKE mike hart's job. straight up 5 star, in state, at the peak of michigan's program. He ABSOLUTELY represents the fall off.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Didn't Trent end up in Cincy with Hall?

yup. Trent and Hall vs. Floyd tought me something about College CBs:

turning your head for the ball is a borderline luxury in the college game...if a cb does that consistantly [and not do the "follow the reciever and swat at their hands] then they're probably gonna be a great NFL CB. Leon hall ALWAYS did...he was absolutely phenomenal in college...morgan trent USUALLY did....JT FLOYD NEVER DID

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

@RammerJammer @1BadBamaFan

on the subject of secondary, don't you all [alabama] have some really good up and coming sophmore and young CBs that might be beasting next year?

 

[Tide Run This]

Because I skipped out on work today and I'm bed ridden, here's my all time "fukk dem nikkas" FSU squad

QB: Chris Rix (and 2nd place Wyatt Sexton wasn't even close)
RB(s): Lorenzo Booker, Jermaine Thomas, Eric Shelton
WR(s): Greg Carr, Jarmon Fortson, DeCody Fagg, #89 on this years squad, Bert Reed, Easterling
TE: Brandon Warren
OL: that entire 06 Oline
DL: Alex Boston,Neefy Moffet, Dan Hicks, Budd Thacker
LBs: dan Hicks (so bad, he made the list twice), Nigel Carr, Jerel Hudson
DBs: ( where do I begin) Mangum, Samuels, Brown, Kyler Hall, Pat Watkins (only cause I put my rep on the line saying he'd be better than Cromartie ), Jamie Robinson, Waisome, I could be here all day typing names from 02-09
K: anyone who's ever missed a kick vs Miami

I'll give it a go

QB - Rix/Weatherford/Lee
RB- Jermaine Thomas,Marcus Sims,Ty Jones
WR- Fred Rouse,Jarmon Fortson,Robert Morgan, WR #89
TE-Brandon Warren Beau Reliford
OL-Everyone from 05-07
DL- too many to name from 06-09
LB- unsure have to rethink
DB- Magnum,Hall,Ford,Bryant (2nd and 3rd teams would be loaded with asscrumbs)
P- Cason Beatty,Chance Gwaltney
K- Xavier Beitia

EDIT

Coaches Chuck Amato,Jeff Bowden,Daryl dikkey, Mickey Andrews and Bobby Bowden

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I'll give it a go


WR- Fred Rouse,Jarmon Fortson,Robert Morgan, WR #89

EDIT

Coaches Chuck Amato,Jeff Bowden,Daryl dikkey, Mickey Andrews and Bobby Bowden

Rouse could have been something. Basement was Craphonso, ceiling was maybe Willie Reid. Morgan I kinda cysed after his sophomore year but he could never stay healthy. This nikka Fortson may be the only dude I've ever seen who could make the most astonishing catch you've ever seen but always drop a 5 yd out with the CB playing 20 yds off of him. Like every fukkin time. I wanted put Surrency on off the strength of that nikka lookin like he got next in his uniform (pause). Peter had it, Cromartie had it. After Richt left, that nepotism + good ole boy network was SOOOO deep on them squads until Jimbo got there. I'll never forget Andrews putting a LB on Cooper in that 09 game. Them nikkas was getting torched the entire game. That game made Jacory a Heisman contender. Think about that