2012 TLR Fantasy Football Thread (ESPN League) (formerly SOHH TLR FFL)

[Absolut da poet ®]

Capitol Punishment at Absolut Drunks

With the whole CJ Spiller thing working out for Absolut, I'm convinced he has a horseshoe up his ass. Drunks win.
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scust@the notion that leprechauns magically put my team together

as if I had nothing to do with it.. this mofo

 

[FuriousOne2K]

Kevin Smith - RB, on the block

I need a reliable 3rd WR

Holla at me.

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

Northeast DC LuvBoatHustlers at Q-Boro Stealers

Assuming that Fuzzy fixes his lineup to take out the injured and suspended, he's still going to lose. Stealers win.

Da Fiendz at Nukka PLEASE!

Nukka's team is too stacked for Fiend to pull out a win.

Dirty Jersey Boogaz at The Frankford Sillynannies

AHHsux's team doesn't suck as much as I remember it being. Still no chance against Boog's team.

Team Enron at We Out Cheeaaaa

Close game on paper. When all else fails, pick the guy who isn't starting Felix Jones. Furious wins.

The Feisty Pinktoes at Capitol Punishment

I think NahLaterz's squad will take a lot of L's this year since I have no faith in Philip Rivers. J-Lova wins.

Tollah's Boulders at Absolut Drunks

Between these 2 teams, the only starting RB being started is Pierre Thomas. Disgusting. Tollah wins.

The ADD at ATL CRIPMC

I don't think Peterson plays more than a couple snaps this week. Given that, I think ADD has a rough start. CripMC wins.

wow first time i was every picked to win...this might be a jedi mind trick and jinx rolled into one tho

 

[WJA3]

wow first time i was every picked to win...this might be a jedi mind trick and jinx rolled into one tho

I didn't pick you to win this week....just said you didn't suck that bad. PAUSE.

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

Q-Boro Stealers at Nukka PLEASE!

With DeAngelo Williams giving me 0 points in a game that he didn't even have to share carries, I have no faith in my team until Mathews comes back. Nukka wins.

The Frankford Sillynannies at We Out Cheeaaaa

Vick scored 20 points last week despite performing horribly. You got to love fantasy football. I pick the Sillynannies to win.

Capitol Punishment at Absolut Drunks

With the whole CJ Spiller thing working out for Absolut, I'm convinced he has a horseshoe up his ass. Drunks win.

Northeast DC LuvBoatHustlers at ATL CRIPMC

CripMC has one of the stacked teams of the league. ATL wins.

Da Fiendz at Dirty Jersey Boogaz

Because Osboog's team has no discernable weaknesses besides maybe Chris Johnson, I'm going to just insult his team icon. Max B ain't getting out of jail and his buzz died 3 years ago, so it may be time for a change. Boogaz win.

Team Enron at The Feisty Pinktoes

I don't think Matt Ryan throws for a billion touchdowns again so I pick the Pinktoes.

Tollah's Boulders at The ADD

Adrian Peterson is apparently either an alien or a mutant with his ridiculous recovery. ADD wins.

I didn't pick you to win this week....just said you didn't suck that bad. PAUSE.

I quoted the wrong prediction...you did pick me ...

 

[WJA3]

Do you believe in miracles!?!?!?!

 

[The ADD]

Do you believe in miracles!?!?!?!

SMH

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

lol

 

[PrnzHakeem]

Bullshyt!

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

**press conference interview**​

"it's going to be an interesting year"


I lost by one point in the final minute of the only game I haven't started Ben Tate.

Yet...When I look around at the scoreboard ..I feel encouraged and rebuffed by my own instincts...

.. I think back to a time when I picked up Brett Farve off the scrap heap and went to the playoffs.

..I think about and realize I had Austin Collie before nikkas had Austin Collie.....

....and said "eff that player" before nikkas said "f.uck dat nikka..."

I made what could be argued as the worst trade for all the right reasons when I traded Mike Wallace for Jahvid Best ONE DAY before this nikka goes down forever.

I needed that Top 5 running back. ..that's what I knew at the time.

I knew it was gonna take a bold move. ...


but in this life...if you dwell too long on the past you're bound to become a part of it


so F.UCK YOU NIIKKAS .. I'M COMING !

and the "Blood of the Non-believers shall floow through the streets"


ABSOLUT !

**BANGS FIST ON THE PODIUM**

**Storms off Stage**​

 

[DCMC]

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

 

[PrnzHakeem]

I may have to put Dez & Fitz on the trade block

 

[The ADD]

I may have to put Dez & Fitz on the trade block

 

[WJA3]

Da Fiendz at Q-Boro Stealers

I'm assuming Music Fiend is attempting to play matchups with his current lineup, but I think he may be overthinking it. Stranger things have worked out through. However, I think the Stealers win.

Team Enron at The Frankford Sillynannies

Alex Green is in Team Enron's starting lineup. Sillynannies win.

Tollah's Boulders at Capitol Punishment

The Boulders have gone back to their rightful place among the league's worst. NahLaterz win.

ATL CRIPMC at Nukka PLEASE!

Despite being a great team on paper, CripMC is currently 0-2. On the other hand, Nukka's team may have been exposed last week as not as good as it once was. I'm picking ATL CripMC to win.

We Out Cheeaaaa at Northeast DC LuvBoatHustlers

As much of a homer Fuz is, I really thought he would take RG3 with the 1st pick rather than Richardson. Maybe he was on autodraft and was saved from himself. I think Furious wins this week in a close matchup.

Absolut Drunks at Dirty Jersey Boogaz

RG3 and Spiller won't be enough to overcome Boog's juggernaut team.

The ADD at The Feisty Pinktoes

J-Lova may have taken too long to trade Gates as with last week's surprise inactive fiasco, Gates lost a lot of trade value. ADD's team looks quite beatable as long as Brady plays like an average fantasy QB. Still, its hard for me to pick against the Peterson and Rice tandem. ADD wins.