20-year old, wrestling fan wins Mega Millions $451M jackpot (wrestlers hitting him up)

The Intergalactic Koala

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If I had half a mil in the bank nobody would know it.... you'd have every lowlife 5th cousin and random with the same last name asking for money :hhh:

I rather just pay off my fam's houses and travel the world in style :takedat:

450 million after taxes i would do the following:

  • Leave the area I'm located at
  • Pay off me and my wife's debt (loans, bills, and etc)
  • Change my name to Ace Metropolitan
  • Move to France
  • Pay somebody to teach me fluent French
  • Live like Hudson Hawk:ehh:
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With that kind of money he better join

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Spend ten racks on VeChain

 

trick

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450 million after taxes i would do the following:

  • Leave the area I'm located at
  • Pay off me and my wife's debt (loans, bills, and etc)
  • Change my name to Ace Metropolitan
  • Move to France
  • Pay somebody to teach me fluent French
  • Live like Hudson Hawk:ehh:
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You can start that uwfi/pancrase hybrid promotion :wow:
 

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You can start that uwfi/pancrase hybrid promotion :wow:

:ohhh:


  • I could rebuild Shibata and have him be the Ace of my promotion:lupe:
  • Bring back one night only tournaments:ohlawd:
  • Buy out Mauro's contract so he can do commentary with Joey Styles:krs:
:feedme:I need to hit that lotto man
 

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:ohhh:


  • I could rebuild Shibata and have him be the Ace of my promotion:lupe:
  • Bring back one night only tournaments:ohlawd:
  • Buy out Mauro's contract so he can do commentary with Joey Styles:krs:
:feedme:I need to hit that lotto man

You could save money by just paying Minoru Suzuki to hang out with you, and occasionally telling him "MiSu, breh - that dude over there said he'd fukk you up:sas2::youngsabo::mjpls:"

and just watching the carnage unfold.:mjlol:
 

trick

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:ohhh:


  • I could rebuild Shibata and have him be the Ace of my promotion:lupe:
  • Bring back one night only tournaments:ohlawd:
  • Buy out Mauro's contract so he can do commentary with Joey Styles:krs:
:feedme:I need to hit that lotto man

  • One night grand prix
  • KO or submission finishes
  • No rope running or flips
  • Bombastic entrances
  • Outdoor matches near an exploding moat
 

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If I won the lotto, I'm not telling a goddamn soul, let alone parade that info on social media. Even giving people money, I'll do it anonymously, so when they brag about getting a certain amount, I'll go yeah #metoo.
No doubt

Folks would have to file a missing person report on me because I would just vanish
 
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