Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
gross. I bet her p*ssy reeks of beef and chicken flavored ramen. Bet that shyt seeps out her pores when she sweats. Bet them p*ssy juices are fukking disgusting.
A friend of mine in high school ate nothing but Top Ramen for a week before getting his first blowjob. His girlfriend told everyone his jizz tasted like Ramen noodles, so for the rest of high school, he was nicknamed Top Ramen.
Now imagine what that thang smell like.