18 y/o bruh travels from Ohio to China to meet girl, gets curved

[Deluuxe]

Him hav 1 daughter she name Ting-Ling, dat deh girl live a constant spring, me mek love to her, me hear she start sing, ung lung shung lung ung lung shy



But guess it didnt go that far huh

 

[Fatboi1]

Pratt was taken to a local hospital and after regaining consciousness discovered that he had also managed to lose all of his money meaning he could no longer pay for his hotel room.

However after hearing about his hard luck story, the hotel manager decided to let the teenager have the room for free.

He admitted to police that he did not know the girl's real name, only her online pseudonym which was Xiaoqian, and he also admitted he had only started talking to her this year. Because she had perfect English and great photographs, he had fallen head over heels in love and had promised to come and visit her.

I was THIS close to guessing the name too

 

[Family Man]

shyt went down exactly like this

 

[Lost His Smile]

Dat Zettai Ryouiki got you some of you swimming half around the world for a peek.

 

[KOOL-AID]

But wait?.... Aren't Black men a prize?

do u think I'm a prize

 

[ThugLife]

Remind me of this nikka I went to school with who used to rock a Naruto headband and run around doing karate moves with those pants that unzip into shorts half unzipped with his knees showing.

@charmander @Mook @Broke Wave

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Bet he wouldn't have flown to Africa for a black woman.

I'm not giving any fukks out

 

[Colicat]

do u think I'm a prize

Of course you are... It doesn't take a foreign Passport to convince me that Black men are Kings...

 

[BlackFruitPunch]

nikkas assimilating into loser, simp,gamer anime fan culture.

 

[TKOK]

I need to see a pic of the girl, if a dude is willing to spend thousands just to get to her doorstep, she needs to be a 11/10 beauty.

 

[MercuryHayes]

Why didnt breh just come to cali

He'll be alright though..He had bread to go to China and he didnt die.


Welcome to the #HOHWO young man :Naz:

 

[flea]

Lmfao.

The fukk this nikka problem?

Remind me of this nikka I went to school with who used to rock a Naruto headband and run around doing karate moves with those pants that unzip into shorts half unzipped with his knees showing.

U just described The Arcadium

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Breh should have gone to Colombia if he wanted some international strange

They would have polished his dikk and cooked him rice and beans afterwards in Medellin or so I've heard

 

[IDFWU]

 

[2stainz]

Why didnt breh just come to cali

He'll be alright though..He had bread to go to China and he didnt die.


Welcome to the #HOHWO young man :Naz:

Its all uphill from here ....he's learned these hoes aint shyt. I mean ...hopefully hes learned