'18 Midterms: Dems win House by largest midterm raw vote margin ever
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Everybody going in on this picture. Brownwood voted 19% for Hillary. The post below had me in stitches.
I'm sorry, look at all these old fukking goblins at this thing:
Let's go one by one:
Beatrice
She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. She's was a clerk at the DMV her entire adult life and is now retired and receiving pension benefits, yet constantly complains about the size of the government and tax rates. She once touched Ronald Reagan's shoulder at a campaign event in 1980 and has not washed that hand since. She thinks all lives matter, not just black ones.
Bernadette
Older sister of Beatrice, the two have not spoken since Beatrice touched Reagan as Bernadette alleges Beatrice slapped her hand out of the way to touch him first. They have lived in the same house their entire adult lives. Ted Cruz reminds her of her own son, Bernard, who she hasn't seen in 30 years because he got his ear pierced senior year and she threw him out of the house. She isn't exactly sure who Ted Cruz is, and is concerned that his last name ends in a Z, but she still supports him because Lincoln was a Republican.
Joe
Joe is a retired Sheriff and came to see Cruz speak because he wanted to hear Cruz's position on building the wall. Joe believes that the wall is the only way to keep the residents of Brownwood safe, event though they are 100s of miles from the border. Joe has seen first hand the impact that illegal immigration has had on Brownwood from when he was a sheriff and he busted what he calls "the cartels" when he pulled over a 20 year old Hispanic man because he was bored and then found a roach in the car. Joe loves to tell anyone within earshot at the cafeteria how he wasn't afraid to testify at the trial and made sure the guy got 30 years in prison. In his free time, Joe watches Fox News and that's about it.
Saul
Saul is the town mechanic down at Saul's Auto. He employs three Hispanic mechanics who do all of the repair work. He casually uses racial slurs around them and pays them below minimum wage and in cash. He smokes 3 packs of Marlboro Lights 100s a day. He's been rebuilding a '67 Camaro for the last 15 years but can't ever get it running and for some reason. He thinks the other mechanics are sabotaging it but he can't yet prove it, although Joe has some ideas of how they can set up a sting operation.
Unknown
No one is really sure who this guy is or where he came from. When asked his name he replied "Under the laws of the Constitution I am a sovereign man and you cannot make me answer." He never misses a Ted Cruz speech, unless he is on duty monitoring Jade Helm exercises or on vacation in Charlottesville.
Bill
Bill always comes to Underwood Cafeteria from his job at the plant on Thursdays for lunch, because Thursday is the meatloaf special, and Bill loves the meatloaf special. All Bill wanted to do was enjoy his meatloaf special, and then this a$$hole gets up and starts talking about god knows what. Bill should have known this was going to happen when he saw all these c*nts like Joe and Beatrice in here. Bill just wants to eat his fukking meatloaf in peace.
Wargames
One Of The Last Real Ones To Do It
Bye bytch!
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
PoorAndDangerous
Superstar
Conversely, electing moderate corporatist democrats is a surefire way to accomplish nothing but continuing on with the status quo, given its probably a better situation than electing a republican but they're still controlled by big money interests and don't really want to do anything progressive which is what this country so desperately needs..Cheerlead for the Danny O'Connor's and Conor Lambs to win their districts while hating on moderates brehs...
I openly admit Biden is my preferred candidate as he was in 2016 because he can actually fukking WIN...
That's a lost concept with you far left extremists because you don't do that much outside of coastal states...
Whose your best candidate for 2020 pleighboi?
Ocasio-Cortez ? She had a great impact campaigning in the midwest...
Warren?
Kamala?
Or maybe you wanna run Shillary again even though she's more of a centrist...
The only democrats winning in states outside of the coasts are moderates and that's not a coincidence...Hence why I keep telling you stubborn extremists, alienating independents and moderates is a guaranteed L...
Yall nikkas insist on being stubborn, arguing, LOSING and then CRYING about it blaming everybody else but your asinine extremists positions on the issues...
Maybe if you spend more time LISTENING and being REASONABLE you might actually have a candidate who can win in 2020...
Bleed The Freak
Superstar
Cheerlead for the Danny O'Connor's and Conor Lambs to win their districts while hating on moderates brehs...
I openly admit Biden is my preferred candidate as he was in 2016 because he can actually fukking WIN...
That's a lost concept with you far left extremists because you don't do that much outside of coastal states...
Whose your best candidate for 2020 pleighboi?
Ocasio-Cortez ? She had a great impact campaigning in the midwest...
Warren?
Kamala?
Or maybe you wanna run Shillary again even though she's more of a centrist...
The only democrats winning in states outside of the coasts are moderates and that's not a coincidence...Hence why I keep telling you stubborn extremists, alienating independents and moderates is a guaranteed L...
Yall nikkas insist on being stubborn, arguing, LOSING and then CRYING about it blaming everybody else but your asinine extremists positions on the issues...
Maybe if you spend more time LISTENING and being REASONABLE you might actually have a candidate who can win in 2020...
I've said 1000 times they need Steve Bullock or Ralph Northam for 2020.
Someone you can't parody or can pick up PA, OH, WI and MI.
Keep being happy winning NY and Cali.
:FemaleMJnonikkas:
Cheerlead for the Danny O'Connor's and Conor Lambs to win their districts while hating on moderates brehs...
I openly admit Biden is my preferred candidate as he was in 2016 because he can actually fukking WIN...
That's a lost concept with you far left extremists because you don't do that much outside of coastal states...
Whose your best candidate for 2020 pleighboi?
Ocasio-Cortez ? She had a great impact campaigning in the midwest...
Warren?
Kamala?
Or maybe you wanna run Shillary again even though she's more of a centrist...
The only democrats winning in states outside of the coasts are moderates and that's not a coincidence...Hence why I keep telling you stubborn extremists, alienating independents and moderates is a guaranteed L...
Yall nikkas insist on being stubborn, arguing, LOSING and then CRYING about it blaming everybody else but your asinine extremists positions on the issues...
Maybe if you spend more time LISTENING and being REASONABLE you might actually have a candidate who can win in 2020...
Biden’s shot was in 2016. But his dismissive tone towards millennials and his role in the student debt issue is gonna haunt him.
In terms of 2020, the only politician who has proved she knows how to use power in more than minor ways is Elizabeth Warren.
but she's too p*ssy to run. Thats the issue. She's a sit back and wait type
I don't think she would win the primary. I think the primary comes down to Biden and Kamala Harris assuming Biden runs. Biden would most likely win simply because he's Biden unfortunately.
Biden's shyt the bed everytime he's run in the past, it may turn out different this time but I doubt it.
Lmaoo at the Biden slander
Not even sure why Biden is being brought up so much, I'm 85% sure he won't run, he's too old at this point (he'd be pushing 80 by the start of his term).
That said, I have no idea who will. It's too early.
That said, I have no idea who will. It's too early.