12/13 IMPACT: Hardy, Roode, Bully, Aries, Velvet, Styles, Daniels, Konnan
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Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
In all my years watching wrestling I don't think I've ever see a challenger dictate to the champion when the rematch happens and turn down an immediate title match
just fukking stupid
Aries entire gimmick in tna is predicated on dictating when/where/how, and why.
Aries will get a shot at the main title.
He won the title by dictating to hogun how he wanted to get a title shot.
Plus, he dictated that roode would not get a legit shot at ye title anymore.
This current angle is Aries as a heel and all those situations made from a swarmy heel's perspective.
Also,...aries lost his last two chances.
When it was predicated on stipulations made by hardy and hogun.
So, just like the past when Aries won the title.
It makes sense for Aries to dictate, and decline/make light of hardy telling him when he gets a shot at the title.
As Aries has a track record of winning, the title.
When, Aries is in the driver seat.
I guess you just have missed a lot of impact episodes.
Tna has continuity based on its actual characters past storylines.
Which is why it has been really good for a long time, now.
All the storylines for tna on this week's show were great.
As they continued based on continuity, of the past.
This episode was completely solid and I enjoyed it, a lot.
Especially, as Aries has solidified himself as arguably the best grappler/entertainer in domestic wrasslin.
As his heel turn is only second to Daniel Bryan's, this year followed by punk.
The whole Brooke Hogan insults promo was arguably one of the best insult laden promos of the year.
Daniel bryan is still the overall best talent.
Yet Aries has made a remarkable case for being a quality draw.
That rivals wwe's two best performers with less resources.
art barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
I am still lol, from the memories of roode this episode.
That fool, tried to confront hogun.
Like he did not do a damn thing to trick on Austin.
That shyt was some i'm in trouble with the principle.
But he, but he, but he did sumfin, too.....
Type bullshyt,...
Roode is what cripple ache wishes he was.
roode is like the next disciple of hennig as a heel in awa.
Dude is so unheralded at times,...it is criminal.
Everything from his pose on the ropes.
his inring criminal sociopath workrate.
To his I mean sckraight fukkin bitness walk to the ring is on point.
Promo/character wise,...he is the it factor, for real.
Nobody said it during, his title reign...
Yet, real talk,....
Roode = the belligerent roode, GAWD!!
Art Barr
That fool, tried to confront hogun.
Like he did not do a damn thing to trick on Austin.
That shyt was some i'm in trouble with the principle.
But he, but he, but he did sumfin, too.....
Type bullshyt,...
Roode is what cripple ache wishes he was.
roode is like the next disciple of hennig as a heel in awa.
Dude is so unheralded at times,...it is criminal.
Everything from his pose on the ropes.
his inring criminal sociopath workrate.
To his I mean sckraight fukkin bitness walk to the ring is on point.
Promo/character wise,...he is the it factor, for real.
Nobody said it during, his title reign...
Yet, real talk,....
Roode = the belligerent roode, GAWD!!
Art Barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
I also,....have to say...
fukkin Daniels, drunk backstage interaction with the improved kaz.
Was so damn funny, after aj stormed out on Dixie.
I damn near choked lol'n at that shyt.
That boi, is a bonafide former best Indy worker of all time.
Turned comedic gold entertainer promo/vignette wise.
I am still conflicted on whether the hooded aj babydoll styles promo.
Or the hell no anger management coursework.
Mixed with the recent greatest man that ever lived, greatest desktop insult.
Or, aj/db saga were the funniest segments all year.
Like literally they are all so good.
I do not want to pick a favorite.
So I just might not pick one this year.
As they are all to good,...
I would feel I slighted them all.
Art Barr
fukkin Daniels, drunk backstage interaction with the improved kaz.
Was so damn funny, after aj stormed out on Dixie.
I damn near choked lol'n at that shyt.
That boi, is a bonafide former best Indy worker of all time.
Turned comedic gold entertainer promo/vignette wise.
I am still conflicted on whether the hooded aj babydoll styles promo.
Or the hell no anger management coursework.
Mixed with the recent greatest man that ever lived, greatest desktop insult.
Or, aj/db saga were the funniest segments all year.
Like literally they are all so good.
I do not want to pick a favorite.
So I just might not pick one this year.
As they are all to good,...
I would feel I slighted them all.
Art Barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
This episode of impact was so good.
There were hordes of moments to rant about.
So excuse me for all the back to back rants, but I seriously had non stop fun watching this episode this week.
Even Jesse was actually good inring for his single pre-main event match.
He sold really well, told a good story and was in the pocket with bully ray.
To look seamless being carried and most importantly.
He did not look green doing it.
Bully was excellent with hulk.
That could be the best tense moment of the year promo, by far.
Bully, insinuating that Brooke is after his bully-ka-bob stix.
Was, riveting for a wrasslin vignette.
Brooke and Tara was hilarious.
Brooke even got in a damn good snide remark,..that gave me the wow smilie face.
Tara gettin bully smacked in her dig um smacks out the ring was greatness!
I got to see my Kilah queen, Maddie cake sugar pie, too.
plus velvet was back with an all new Tori like catsuit.
Which lead to another infamous pigeon coop sighting.
Along with some excellent tinuity, to get the match started off right by my, Maddie cakes!
All, kicked off by the delectable hemme v8 srt superbee.
Got damn,...this show features like most of the few white and Asia women i like.
Tara, Maddie cakes, hemme, Gail Kim [i would do triad criminal things with kim], odb[yeah, i think odb would be the most fun fukk you could have with a white woman,..cooch slap'n & watching patt'n for the sloppy drunk swigmeister like win!!]
Another reason i dig watching this fukkin show.
As the women, are some of the most interesting on tv.
I even like so cal val and i dig Dixie's concern face.
That it almost makes me cry to see her sad, and disappointed..i love you Dixie,..
Wish i had a boss, like you.
Well if i had a job, that is.
The two top faces hardy and storm were fukkin what two top faces should be.
Ultra cool characters ready to kick some ass and be believeable when looking to kick some asses.
Plus have enough confidence not to take no shyt from anybody.
Hardy, on the mic was consistently as good as he has ever been as a character in his career.
He really whallop'd Austin.
Still my, my dude Austin added the little touches and still tried to nab the title.
That guy is the greatest man that ever lived.
I literally like aces and eights, and all their bullshyt.
I appreciate their striking and their attacks.
They cut off the ring and provided a good dose of fukkery.
As real talk..week to week this shyt is better than most of the other long term posse angles in wrasslin history in the past.
plus, I enjoyed the attack on angle.
As he should not be helping out no damn Briscoe and bytch boss's son.
K double, continues his ascension into a quality worker.
While, working with my favorite stoned grappler of all time.
His cheat to win,....thinking cap victory dance over rvd and the workrate/promo's.
Were another great launching pad upgrade for the tough enough guy who could.
Plus I got to see him jump from the ring to the floor twice.
I swear dude is the only guy who I have seen in history do that.
Plus, he pulled out a spring board blockbuster to boot.
Where is Rhett Titus, the most repulsive wrassler, i love to hate.
I hate that guy,...he looks like he has hepatitis a through the rest of the alphabet.
To the point he needs to be in a tna ring, now.
Titus and Joey Ryan would be the stuff of legend in a stable with a double, and k double.
Ray park continues to be one of the best change of direction characters of all time.
Like literally park has channelled his inner corporation mankind.
Morphed him into a c'mon guys pussified attorney.
who somehow is a mix of mankind/eugene like goof good guy intentions.
I absolutely like this character, to the extreme.
I enjoyed his vignette.
What a great character change,...
If continued to be booked right.
The character should be hof worthy mentionable.
I would really enjoy if he was behind ace and eights.
Yet , even if he was not...
I could still just dig him as Joseph park, esquire.
plus, my boy aj is finally back to being about self.
Even went back a few weeks ago to the aj styles haircut from days of old.
Hopefully we get more great finishes, and feuds.
As real talk,..
Year to year aj has the best finishes in all of wrasslin for quite a few years straight.
Also,...
After this week,..
I think we just saw we need storm and hardy as the tag champs, possibly.
Or please put them back on dazarian kazaniels,...please!!!
As the exclusion of chavo spoke volumes.
I usually praise chavo.
Yet real talk,...i never buy into the overall consensus of the tsc on certain grapplers or announcers from taz, to rvd.
Yet real talk,...it was a better episode without chavo and Morgan.
Those two guys exclusion,...could be why this episode was so good.
Chavo needs to be in the x division.
Morgan needs to be solo, or feuding with Robbie t.
As Morgan and Ryan even if they got the two straps would ruin the division.
Morgan should be aligned with Robbie t and robbie e,...
As he can not cut it as Ryan's big dikk Dudley.
When Ryan impersonates Simon diamond.
They need to switch that up.
Plus ditch that damn robe,...
The robe makes it worse and it isn't able to generate heat.
The robe generates disdain!!
Ryan needs a chick like velvet or sumfin...
Better yet,...he needs to some how get to blackball Mickie James.
I could go for ryan sleazeball'n Mickie James.
I do not know how you would do it content wise.
Yet, i think both of them would work great off of one another.
Art Barr
There were hordes of moments to rant about.
So excuse me for all the back to back rants, but I seriously had non stop fun watching this episode this week.
Even Jesse was actually good inring for his single pre-main event match.
He sold really well, told a good story and was in the pocket with bully ray.
To look seamless being carried and most importantly.
He did not look green doing it.
Bully was excellent with hulk.
That could be the best tense moment of the year promo, by far.
Bully, insinuating that Brooke is after his bully-ka-bob stix.
Was, riveting for a wrasslin vignette.
Brooke and Tara was hilarious.
Brooke even got in a damn good snide remark,..that gave me the wow smilie face.
Tara gettin bully smacked in her dig um smacks out the ring was greatness!
I got to see my Kilah queen, Maddie cake sugar pie, too.
plus velvet was back with an all new Tori like catsuit.
Which lead to another infamous pigeon coop sighting.
Along with some excellent tinuity, to get the match started off right by my, Maddie cakes!
All, kicked off by the delectable hemme v8 srt superbee.
Got damn,...this show features like most of the few white and Asia women i like.
Tara, Maddie cakes, hemme, Gail Kim [i would do triad criminal things with kim], odb[yeah, i think odb would be the most fun fukk you could have with a white woman,..cooch slap'n & watching patt'n for the sloppy drunk swigmeister like win!!]
Another reason i dig watching this fukkin show.
As the women, are some of the most interesting on tv.
I even like so cal val and i dig Dixie's concern face.
That it almost makes me cry to see her sad, and disappointed..i love you Dixie,..
Wish i had a boss, like you.
Well if i had a job, that is.
The two top faces hardy and storm were fukkin what two top faces should be.
Ultra cool characters ready to kick some ass and be believeable when looking to kick some asses.
Plus have enough confidence not to take no shyt from anybody.
Hardy, on the mic was consistently as good as he has ever been as a character in his career.
He really whallop'd Austin.
Still my, my dude Austin added the little touches and still tried to nab the title.
That guy is the greatest man that ever lived.
I literally like aces and eights, and all their bullshyt.
I appreciate their striking and their attacks.
They cut off the ring and provided a good dose of fukkery.
As real talk..week to week this shyt is better than most of the other long term posse angles in wrasslin history in the past.
plus, I enjoyed the attack on angle.
As he should not be helping out no damn Briscoe and bytch boss's son.
K double, continues his ascension into a quality worker.
While, working with my favorite stoned grappler of all time.
His cheat to win,....thinking cap victory dance over rvd and the workrate/promo's.
Were another great launching pad upgrade for the tough enough guy who could.
Plus I got to see him jump from the ring to the floor twice.
I swear dude is the only guy who I have seen in history do that.
Plus, he pulled out a spring board blockbuster to boot.
Where is Rhett Titus, the most repulsive wrassler, i love to hate.
I hate that guy,...he looks like he has hepatitis a through the rest of the alphabet.
To the point he needs to be in a tna ring, now.
Titus and Joey Ryan would be the stuff of legend in a stable with a double, and k double.
Ray park continues to be one of the best change of direction characters of all time.
Like literally park has channelled his inner corporation mankind.
Morphed him into a c'mon guys pussified attorney.
who somehow is a mix of mankind/eugene like goof good guy intentions.
I absolutely like this character, to the extreme.
I enjoyed his vignette.
What a great character change,...
If continued to be booked right.
The character should be hof worthy mentionable.
I would really enjoy if he was behind ace and eights.
Yet , even if he was not...
I could still just dig him as Joseph park, esquire.
plus, my boy aj is finally back to being about self.
Even went back a few weeks ago to the aj styles haircut from days of old.
Hopefully we get more great finishes, and feuds.
As real talk,..
Year to year aj has the best finishes in all of wrasslin for quite a few years straight.
Also,...
After this week,..
I think we just saw we need storm and hardy as the tag champs, possibly.
Or please put them back on dazarian kazaniels,...please!!!
As the exclusion of chavo spoke volumes.
I usually praise chavo.
Yet real talk,...i never buy into the overall consensus of the tsc on certain grapplers or announcers from taz, to rvd.
Yet real talk,...it was a better episode without chavo and Morgan.
Those two guys exclusion,...could be why this episode was so good.
Chavo needs to be in the x division.
Morgan needs to be solo, or feuding with Robbie t.
As Morgan and Ryan even if they got the two straps would ruin the division.
Morgan should be aligned with Robbie t and robbie e,...
As he can not cut it as Ryan's big dikk Dudley.
When Ryan impersonates Simon diamond.
They need to switch that up.
Plus ditch that damn robe,...
The robe makes it worse and it isn't able to generate heat.
The robe generates disdain!!
Ryan needs a chick like velvet or sumfin...
Better yet,...he needs to some how get to blackball Mickie James.
I could go for ryan sleazeball'n Mickie James.
I do not know how you would do it content wise.
Yet, i think both of them would work great off of one another.
Art Barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
You are all talk.
You know you can not kill me.
Plus, you know I stay ready for someone like you to try.
So I can kill you and get off on self defense.
I hope you try tonight,...
I am filled with brooding violence to watch your bloodletting this evening.
Art Barr