11/16 THE PROMISED DAY: THE RETURN "WELCOME HOME JACK HAWTHORNE SPLATTER!" THE EVENT

[A Friend of The People]

This is a quote from http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/32154-jack-splatter-appreciation-thread.html#.UKbBb4fO2x0




BUT I WASN'T THERE THO RIGHT???

Either way showing up uninvited to a public chat, taking screenshots, sitting on them for 3 months isn't quite the "OMG jack sending me noodz" Lie you fabricated you musty fredrick douglas looking fat whore

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Appetizer

Rettas = Marty The Slob - YouTube

Sneak Preview of tonights main events

https://twitter.com/JackSplizzat

So, you thought their voices were similar too?

But, they aren't the same person. RettaS posts here already and it's no secret.

EDIT: And there was no need to drag Retta through the mud to further your feud with Marty. You, her, and Token need to have a threesome. There is obviously some weird sexual tension you guys need to work through.

 

[A Friend of The People]

So, you thought their voices were similar too?

But, they aren't the same person. RettaS posts here already and it's no secret.

Rettas does post here. Under how many different aliases tho

Don't overthink it breh, let your ears put it together

And that was just the appetizer y'all

 

[killacal]

This nikka takes the internet too serious

 

[Token]

Either way showing up uninvited to a public chat, taking screenshots, sitting on them for 3 months isn't quite the "OMG jack sending me noodz" Lie you fabricated you musty fredrick douglas looking fat whore

:ehh2: I sat on them for 3 months? Nah, you just really like to twerk for us.


I'm still scarred you know. I think the image of your peen is making me gay. Damn you!

 

[A Friend of The People]

@SensationalTee

Really was all that really needed in the womans group? I know of no such thing lets be serious now

 

[concise]

It was getting good not having to see this dude get sonned for pages and pages by Ohhlivia Marty thee Don thee Pope thee Gawddess.

I'd have thought time off would be a time for reflection.

Ah well.

 

[A Friend of The People]

:ehh2: I sat on them for 3 months? Nah, you just really like to twerk for us.


I'm still scarred you know. I think the image of your peen is making me gay. Damn you!

changing your story already. Planned failed I'm back and I'm harder than ever

Stop picturing me nude breh I don't want no underage nappy fat albert look-alike touchin herself to my pics while she swallows a bag of funyons whole

Concise still is slightly gay

 

[Loose]

detective splatter is back let the fukkery begin

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Wait breh, did you really sex another woman on TC while screaming another posters S/N????

 

[A Friend of The People]

Jack Splatters "Top 10 Greatest Moments" Count Down

Number 8

Det Splatter begins Coli Trend of verifying fukks with pictures

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/11743-just-banged-gas-station-clerk-earlier.html

Detective Splatter notices an increasing number of being posted about Coli Virgins imagined conquests
of real life vagina. Becoming concerned the nerds are starting to believe their own lies, Splatter plans to bring
reality to these young men lives. After having eye sex with a young hoodrat gas station clerk, Det Splatter returns
to Shell to reclaim his prize. After a long night of wild horse fukking, Det Splatter feeds the Coli with a tagged picture
of his prize. Giving hope, inspiration, and a internal drive to resident no p*ssy getting fat girl online simping
lames at The-Coli

Total Posts: 85

Effect on The Coli: Losers were no longer allowed to live on alone, but provide documented proof of their hoodrat
conquests. Jack "Trend Setter" Splatter, does it again​

 

[concise]

wow, I actually listened to that whole video and I'm actually kind of interested in seeing where it goes from here.

And at the name calling, when I'm pretty sure I put you on to that video in the first place.

 

[ikbm]

 

[A Friend of The People]

My "sources" informed me that a female was removed from the "Women of The Coli" group due to rumors of her being a mole for me?



These skuzbuckets have truly lost it friends. They bootin out members wonderin is anyone leakin info bein paranoid. We'll see what happens after this thread

Shoutout to @charmander The High Commander

 

[concise]

There's more than 1 mole


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