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101 reasons to stay single
66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.
71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there.
74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.

66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.
71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there.
74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.
