101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes

[Techniec]

Im I The Only One Who Finds Duffman Hilarious?


Titanya: "But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!"

Duff Man: "Duff Man says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!"

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Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?

Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!

Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.

Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!

Duff man and Gil are 2 of the best second tier characters on the show

 

[alybaba]

Phil Hartman da gawd

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Brockman the GOAT fake newscaster in comedy:

“Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we’ve just lost the picture, but what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over- ‘conquered’ if you will- by a master race of giant space ants. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthman or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.” — Kent Brockman

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Brockman the GOAT fake newscaster in comedy:

“Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we’ve just lost the picture, but what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over- ‘conquered’ if you will- by a master race of giant space ants. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthman or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.” — Kent Brockman

Kent Brockman has jokes for days. Arnie in the sky is funny too.





This one is great too!

 

[x-factor7]

List was good, but only one Bart quote?

 

[YouMadd?]

*Scans list for Disco Stu quotes*

 

[klientel]

It's sad how garbage this show has been for the last few years....

It's been so bad that the recent seasons made me hate the show all together.

 

[trollol]

that wolfcastle quote is classic

"up and at them"

the jay sherman epsiode = endless wolfcastle gems

 

[Recca Gatsby]

This made me watch Futurama too.

Death.......By Snu Snu

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

''Oh, something's wrong with its brakes!" when the Burns/Homer cabin is coming towards Lenny has me rolling everytime, so ridiculous

The Beer Baron ep is great too:

"Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1am?"
Moe: "Um... oh... The best damn pet shop in town!"

Banner: "The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is laughable! (starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm, which includes lots of choking and gagging) "Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

*before Lisa was born*

Marge: Bart might be jealous of Lisa...
Homer: Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt!

*Bart wakes up screaming from a nightmare*
Homer (sounding worried): BART IS THAT YOU!?
Bart: yeah!
Homer: Take out the garbage!

Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

 

[Aoteroa]

Homer climbs up to barts tree house
Homer: will you give us a second Milton?
Milhouse: it's milhouse
Homer: yeah and your dads no house

 

[StraxStrax]

 

[Stacks]

Homer climbs up to barts tree house
Homer: will you give us a second Milton?
Milhouse: it's milhouse
Homer: yeah and your dads no house

Homer delivering that ETHER

 

[patscorpio]

Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.
Homer: The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?


Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe Szyslak: [not very interested] Yeah.
Homer: See, I got this friend, Joey Jo-Jo Junior... Shabadoo?
Moe Szyslak: That's the worst name I ever heard.
[a man runs out of Moe's crying]
Barney Gumble: Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGemePIRybQ"]Joey Jo Jo - YouTube[/ame]