10 reasons you should never get a job
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john goodman
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Its funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume*its time to go out and get a job.* But like many things the masses do, just because everyone does it doesnt mean its a good idea.* In fact, if youre reasonably intelligent, getting a job is one of the worst things you can do to support yourself.* There are far better ways to make a living than selling yourself into indentured servitude.
Here are some reasons you should do everything in your power to avoid getting a job:
1. Income for dummies.
Getting a job and trading your time for money*may seem like a good idea.* Theres only one problem with it.* Its stupid!* Its the stupidest way you can possibly generate income!**This is*truly income for dummies.
Why is getting a job so dumb?* Because you only get paid when youre working.* Dont you see a problem with that, or have you been so thoroughly brainwashed into thinking its reasonable and intelligent to only earn income when youre working?**Have you never considered that it might be better to*be paid even when youre not working?* Who taught you that you could only earn income while working?* Some other brainwashed employee perhaps?
Dont you think your life would be much easier if you got paid while you were eating, sleeping, and playing with the kids too?* Why not get paid 24/7?* Get paid whether you work or not.* Dont your plants grow even when you arent tending to them?* Why not your bank account?
Who cares how many hours you work?* Only a handful of people on this entire planet care how much time you spend at the office.* Most of us wont even notice whether you work 6 hours a week or 60.* But if you have something of value to provide that matters to us,*a number of us will*be happy to pull out our wallets and*pay you for it.* We dont care about your time we only care enough to pay for the value we receive.* Do you really care how long it took me to write this article?* Would you pay me twice as much if it took me*6 hours*vs. only 3?
Non-dummies often start out on the traditional income for dummies path.* So dont feel bad if youre just now realizing youve been suckered.**Non-dummies eventually realize that trading time for money is indeed extremely dumb and*that there must be a better way.* And of course there is a better way.* The key is to de-couple*your value*from your time.
Smart people*build systems that generate income 24/7, especially passive income.* This can include starting*a business, building a web site, becoming an investor, or generating royalty income from creative work.* The system delivers the ongoing value to people and generates income from it, and once its in motion, it runs continuously whether you tend to it or not.* From that moment on, the bulk of your time can be invested in increasing your income (by refining your system or spawning new ones) instead of merely maintaining your income.
This web site is an example of such a system.* At the time of this writing, it generates about $9000 a month in income for me (update: $40,000 a month as of 10/31/06), and it isnt my only income stream either.* I write each article just once (fixed time investment), and people can extract value from them year after year.* The web server delivers the value, and other systems (most of which I didnt even build and dont even understand) collect income and deposit it automatically into my bank account.* Its not perfectly passive, but*I love writing and would do it for free anyway.* But of course it cost me a lot of money to launch this business, right?* Um, yeah, $9 is an awful lot these days (to register the domain name).* Everything after that was profit.
Sure it takes some upfront time and effort*to design and implement your own income-generating systems.* But you dont have to reinvent the wheel feel free to use existing systems like ad networks and affiliate programs.* Once you get going, you wont*have to work so many hours to support yourself.* Wouldnt it be nice to be out having dinner with your spouse, knowing that while youre eating, youre earning money?* If you want to keep working long hours because you enjoy it, go right ahead.* If you want to sit around doing nothing, feel free.* As long as your system continues delivering value to others, youll keep getting paid whether youre working or not.
Your*local bookstore*is filled with books containing*workable systems others have already designed, tested, and debugged.* Nobody is born knowing how to start a business or generate investment income, but you can easily learn it.* How long it takes you to*figure it out*is irrelevant because the time is going to pass anyway.* You might as well emerge at some future point as the owner of income-generating systems as opposed to a lifelong wage slave.**This*isnt all or nothing.* If your system only generates a few hundred dollars a month, thats a significant step in the right direction.
2. Limited experience.
You might think its important to get a job to gain experience.* But thats like saying you should play golf to get experience playing golf.* You gain experience from living, regardless of whether you have a job or not.* A job only*gives you experience at that job, but you*gain*experience doing just about anything, so thats no real benefit at all.* Sit around doing nothing for*a couple*years, and you can call yourself*an experienced meditator, philosopher, or politician.
The problem with getting experience from a job is that you usually just*repeat the same limited experience over and over.* You learn a lot in the beginning and then*stagnate.* This forces you to miss other experiences that would be much more valuable.* And if your limited skill set ever becomes obsolete, then your*experience wont be worth squat.* In fact, ask yourself what the experience youre gaining right now will be worth in 20-30 years.* Will your job even exist then?
Consider this.* Which experience would you rather gain?* The knowledge of how to do a*specific job really well one that you can only monetize by trading your time for money *or the knowledge of how to enjoy financial abundance for the rest of your life without ever needing a job again?* Now I dont know about you, but Id rather have the latter experience.* That seems a lot more useful in the real world, wouldnt you say?
3. Lifelong domestication.
Getting a job*is like enrolling in a human domestication program.**You learn how to be*a good pet.
Look around you.* Really look.* What do you see?* Are these the surroundings of a free human being?* Or are you living in a cage for unconscious animals?**Have you fallen in*love with*the color beige?
Hows your obedience training coming along?* Does your master reward your good*behavior?* Do you get disciplined if you fail to obey your masters commands?
Is there any spark of free will left inside you?* Or has your conditioning made you a pet for life?
Humans are not meant to be raised in cages.* You poor thing
4.*Too many mouths to feed.
Employee income is the most heavily taxed there is.* In the USA you can expect that about half your salary will go to taxes.* The tax system is designed to disguise how much youre really giving*up because some of those taxes are paid by your employer, and some are deducted from your paycheck.* But you can bet that from your employers perspective, all of those taxes are considered part of your pay, as well as any other compensation you receive such as benefits.* Even the rent for the office space you consume is considered, so you must generate that much more value to cover it.**You might*feel supported by your corporate environment, but keep in mind that youre the one*paying for it.
Another chunk of your income goes to*owners and investors.* Thats*a lot of*mouths to feed.
It isnt hard to understand why employees pay the most in taxes relative to their income.* After all, who*has more control over the tax system?* Business owners and investors or employees?
You only get paid a fraction of the real value you generate.* Your real salary may be more than*triple what youre paid, but most of that money youll never see.* It goes straight into other peoples pockets.
What a generous person you are!
5.*Way too risky.
Many employees believe getting a job is the safest and most secure way to support themselves.
Morons.
Social conditioning is amazing.* Its*so good it can even*make people believe the exact opposite of the truth.
Does putting yourself in a position where someone else can turn off all your income just by saying two words (Youre fired) sound like a safe and secure situation to you?* Does having only one income stream honestly sound more secure than having 10?
The idea that a job is the most secure way to generate income is just silly.* You cant have security if you dont have control, and employees have the least control of anyone.* If youre an employee, then your real job title should be professional gambler.
6.*Having an evil*bovine master.
When you run into an idiot in the entrepreneurial world, you can turn around and*head the other way.* When you run into an idiot in the corporate world,*you*have to turn around and*say, Sorry, boss.
Did you know that the word boss comes from the Dutch word baas, which historically means master?* Another meaning of the word*boss*is a*cow or bovine.* And in many video games, the boss is the evil dude that you have to kill at the end of a level.
So if your boss is really your evil bovine master, then what does that make you?**Nothing but a*turd*in the herd.
Whos your daddy?
7. Begging for money.
When*you want to*increase your income, do you have to sit up and beg your master for more money?* Does it feel*good to be*thrown some extra*Scooby Snacks now and then?
Or are you free to decide how much you get paid without needing anyones permission but your own?
If you have a business and one customer says no to you, you simply say next.
8.*An inbred social life.
Many people treat their jobs as their primary social outlet.* They hang out with the same people working in the same field.* Such incestuous relations are social dead ends.* An exciting day includes deep conversations about*the companys*switch from Sparkletts to Arrowhead, the delay of Microsofts latest operating system, and the unexpected delivery of more Bic pens.* Consider what it would be like to go outside and talk to strangers.* Ooooh scary!* Better stay inside where its safe.
If one of your co-slaves*gets sold to another master, do you lose a friend?* If you work in a male-dominated field, does that mean you never get to talk to women above the rank of receptionist?* Why not decide for yourself whom to socialize with instead of letting your master*decide for you?* Believe it or not, there are locations on this planet where free people congregate.* Just be wary of those jobless folk theyre a crazy bunch!
9.*Loss of*freedom.
It takes a lot of effort to tame a human being into an employee.* The first thing you have to do is break the humans independent will.* A good way to do this is to give them a weighty*policy manual*filled with nonsensical rules and regulations.**This leads the*new employee to become*more obedient, fearing*that s/he*could be disciplined at any minute for something incomprehensible.* Thus, the*employee will likely conclude its safest to simply obey the*masters commands without question.* Stir in some office politics for good measure, and*weve got a freshly minted*mind slave.
As part of their obedience training, employees must be taught how*to dress, talk, move, and so on.* We cant very well have employees thinking for themselves, now can we?* That would ruin everything.
God*forbid you should put a plant on your desk when its against the company policy.* Oh no, its the end of the world!* Cindy has a plant on her desk!* Summon the enforcers!* Send Cindy back for another round of*sterility training!
Free human beings think such rules and regulations are silly of course.* The only policy they need is:* Be smart.* Be nice.* Do what you love.* Have fun.
10.*Becoming a coward.
Have you noticed that employed people have an almost endless capacity to*whine about problems at their companies?* But they dont really want solutions *they just want to*vent*and make excuses why its all someone elses fault.* Its as if getting a job somehow drains all the free will out of people and turns them*into spineless cowards.* If you cant call your boss a jerk now and then without fear of getting fired,*youre no longer free.* Youve become your masters property.
When you work around cowards*all day long, dont you think its going to rub off on you?* Of course it will.* Its only a matter of time before you*sacrifice the*noblest parts of your humanity*on the altar of fear:* first courage then honesty then honor and*integrity and finally*your independent*will.* You sold your humanity for nothing*but*an illusion.* And now your greatest fear is discovering the truth of what youve become.
I dont care how badly youve been beaten down.* It is*never too late*to regain your courage.* Never!
Still want a job?
If youre currently*a well-conditioned, well-behaved*employee,*your most likely reaction to the above will be defensiveness.* Its all part of the conditioning.* But consider that if the above didnt have a grain of truth to it, you wouldnt have an*emotional*reaction at all.* This is only a reminder*of what you already know.**You can deny*your cage all you want, but the cage is still there.* Perhaps*this all*happened so gradually that*you never noticed it until now like a lobster*enjoying a nice*warm bath.
If any of this makes you mad, thats a step in the right direction.* Anger is a higher level of consciousness than apathy, so its a lot better than being numb all the time.* Any emotion even confusion is better than apathy.* If you work through your feelings instead of repressing them, youll soon emerge on the doorstep*of*courage.* And when that happens, youll have the will to actually do something about your situation and start living like*the powerful*human being you were meant to be instead of the domesticated pet*youve been*trained to be.
Here are some reasons you should do everything in your power to avoid getting a job:
1. Income for dummies.
Getting a job and trading your time for money*may seem like a good idea.* Theres only one problem with it.* Its stupid!* Its the stupidest way you can possibly generate income!**This is*truly income for dummies.
Why is getting a job so dumb?* Because you only get paid when youre working.* Dont you see a problem with that, or have you been so thoroughly brainwashed into thinking its reasonable and intelligent to only earn income when youre working?**Have you never considered that it might be better to*be paid even when youre not working?* Who taught you that you could only earn income while working?* Some other brainwashed employee perhaps?
Dont you think your life would be much easier if you got paid while you were eating, sleeping, and playing with the kids too?* Why not get paid 24/7?* Get paid whether you work or not.* Dont your plants grow even when you arent tending to them?* Why not your bank account?
Who cares how many hours you work?* Only a handful of people on this entire planet care how much time you spend at the office.* Most of us wont even notice whether you work 6 hours a week or 60.* But if you have something of value to provide that matters to us,*a number of us will*be happy to pull out our wallets and*pay you for it.* We dont care about your time we only care enough to pay for the value we receive.* Do you really care how long it took me to write this article?* Would you pay me twice as much if it took me*6 hours*vs. only 3?
Non-dummies often start out on the traditional income for dummies path.* So dont feel bad if youre just now realizing youve been suckered.**Non-dummies eventually realize that trading time for money is indeed extremely dumb and*that there must be a better way.* And of course there is a better way.* The key is to de-couple*your value*from your time.
Smart people*build systems that generate income 24/7, especially passive income.* This can include starting*a business, building a web site, becoming an investor, or generating royalty income from creative work.* The system delivers the ongoing value to people and generates income from it, and once its in motion, it runs continuously whether you tend to it or not.* From that moment on, the bulk of your time can be invested in increasing your income (by refining your system or spawning new ones) instead of merely maintaining your income.
This web site is an example of such a system.* At the time of this writing, it generates about $9000 a month in income for me (update: $40,000 a month as of 10/31/06), and it isnt my only income stream either.* I write each article just once (fixed time investment), and people can extract value from them year after year.* The web server delivers the value, and other systems (most of which I didnt even build and dont even understand) collect income and deposit it automatically into my bank account.* Its not perfectly passive, but*I love writing and would do it for free anyway.* But of course it cost me a lot of money to launch this business, right?* Um, yeah, $9 is an awful lot these days (to register the domain name).* Everything after that was profit.
Sure it takes some upfront time and effort*to design and implement your own income-generating systems.* But you dont have to reinvent the wheel feel free to use existing systems like ad networks and affiliate programs.* Once you get going, you wont*have to work so many hours to support yourself.* Wouldnt it be nice to be out having dinner with your spouse, knowing that while youre eating, youre earning money?* If you want to keep working long hours because you enjoy it, go right ahead.* If you want to sit around doing nothing, feel free.* As long as your system continues delivering value to others, youll keep getting paid whether youre working or not.
Your*local bookstore*is filled with books containing*workable systems others have already designed, tested, and debugged.* Nobody is born knowing how to start a business or generate investment income, but you can easily learn it.* How long it takes you to*figure it out*is irrelevant because the time is going to pass anyway.* You might as well emerge at some future point as the owner of income-generating systems as opposed to a lifelong wage slave.**This*isnt all or nothing.* If your system only generates a few hundred dollars a month, thats a significant step in the right direction.
2. Limited experience.
You might think its important to get a job to gain experience.* But thats like saying you should play golf to get experience playing golf.* You gain experience from living, regardless of whether you have a job or not.* A job only*gives you experience at that job, but you*gain*experience doing just about anything, so thats no real benefit at all.* Sit around doing nothing for*a couple*years, and you can call yourself*an experienced meditator, philosopher, or politician.
The problem with getting experience from a job is that you usually just*repeat the same limited experience over and over.* You learn a lot in the beginning and then*stagnate.* This forces you to miss other experiences that would be much more valuable.* And if your limited skill set ever becomes obsolete, then your*experience wont be worth squat.* In fact, ask yourself what the experience youre gaining right now will be worth in 20-30 years.* Will your job even exist then?
Consider this.* Which experience would you rather gain?* The knowledge of how to do a*specific job really well one that you can only monetize by trading your time for money *or the knowledge of how to enjoy financial abundance for the rest of your life without ever needing a job again?* Now I dont know about you, but Id rather have the latter experience.* That seems a lot more useful in the real world, wouldnt you say?
3. Lifelong domestication.
Getting a job*is like enrolling in a human domestication program.**You learn how to be*a good pet.
Look around you.* Really look.* What do you see?* Are these the surroundings of a free human being?* Or are you living in a cage for unconscious animals?**Have you fallen in*love with*the color beige?
Hows your obedience training coming along?* Does your master reward your good*behavior?* Do you get disciplined if you fail to obey your masters commands?
Is there any spark of free will left inside you?* Or has your conditioning made you a pet for life?
Humans are not meant to be raised in cages.* You poor thing
4.*Too many mouths to feed.
Employee income is the most heavily taxed there is.* In the USA you can expect that about half your salary will go to taxes.* The tax system is designed to disguise how much youre really giving*up because some of those taxes are paid by your employer, and some are deducted from your paycheck.* But you can bet that from your employers perspective, all of those taxes are considered part of your pay, as well as any other compensation you receive such as benefits.* Even the rent for the office space you consume is considered, so you must generate that much more value to cover it.**You might*feel supported by your corporate environment, but keep in mind that youre the one*paying for it.
Another chunk of your income goes to*owners and investors.* Thats*a lot of*mouths to feed.
It isnt hard to understand why employees pay the most in taxes relative to their income.* After all, who*has more control over the tax system?* Business owners and investors or employees?
You only get paid a fraction of the real value you generate.* Your real salary may be more than*triple what youre paid, but most of that money youll never see.* It goes straight into other peoples pockets.
What a generous person you are!
5.*Way too risky.
Many employees believe getting a job is the safest and most secure way to support themselves.
Morons.
Social conditioning is amazing.* Its*so good it can even*make people believe the exact opposite of the truth.
Does putting yourself in a position where someone else can turn off all your income just by saying two words (Youre fired) sound like a safe and secure situation to you?* Does having only one income stream honestly sound more secure than having 10?
The idea that a job is the most secure way to generate income is just silly.* You cant have security if you dont have control, and employees have the least control of anyone.* If youre an employee, then your real job title should be professional gambler.
6.*Having an evil*bovine master.
When you run into an idiot in the entrepreneurial world, you can turn around and*head the other way.* When you run into an idiot in the corporate world,*you*have to turn around and*say, Sorry, boss.
Did you know that the word boss comes from the Dutch word baas, which historically means master?* Another meaning of the word*boss*is a*cow or bovine.* And in many video games, the boss is the evil dude that you have to kill at the end of a level.
So if your boss is really your evil bovine master, then what does that make you?**Nothing but a*turd*in the herd.
Whos your daddy?
7. Begging for money.
When*you want to*increase your income, do you have to sit up and beg your master for more money?* Does it feel*good to be*thrown some extra*Scooby Snacks now and then?
Or are you free to decide how much you get paid without needing anyones permission but your own?
If you have a business and one customer says no to you, you simply say next.
8.*An inbred social life.
Many people treat their jobs as their primary social outlet.* They hang out with the same people working in the same field.* Such incestuous relations are social dead ends.* An exciting day includes deep conversations about*the companys*switch from Sparkletts to Arrowhead, the delay of Microsofts latest operating system, and the unexpected delivery of more Bic pens.* Consider what it would be like to go outside and talk to strangers.* Ooooh scary!* Better stay inside where its safe.
If one of your co-slaves*gets sold to another master, do you lose a friend?* If you work in a male-dominated field, does that mean you never get to talk to women above the rank of receptionist?* Why not decide for yourself whom to socialize with instead of letting your master*decide for you?* Believe it or not, there are locations on this planet where free people congregate.* Just be wary of those jobless folk theyre a crazy bunch!
9.*Loss of*freedom.
It takes a lot of effort to tame a human being into an employee.* The first thing you have to do is break the humans independent will.* A good way to do this is to give them a weighty*policy manual*filled with nonsensical rules and regulations.**This leads the*new employee to become*more obedient, fearing*that s/he*could be disciplined at any minute for something incomprehensible.* Thus, the*employee will likely conclude its safest to simply obey the*masters commands without question.* Stir in some office politics for good measure, and*weve got a freshly minted*mind slave.
As part of their obedience training, employees must be taught how*to dress, talk, move, and so on.* We cant very well have employees thinking for themselves, now can we?* That would ruin everything.
God*forbid you should put a plant on your desk when its against the company policy.* Oh no, its the end of the world!* Cindy has a plant on her desk!* Summon the enforcers!* Send Cindy back for another round of*sterility training!
Free human beings think such rules and regulations are silly of course.* The only policy they need is:* Be smart.* Be nice.* Do what you love.* Have fun.
10.*Becoming a coward.
Have you noticed that employed people have an almost endless capacity to*whine about problems at their companies?* But they dont really want solutions *they just want to*vent*and make excuses why its all someone elses fault.* Its as if getting a job somehow drains all the free will out of people and turns them*into spineless cowards.* If you cant call your boss a jerk now and then without fear of getting fired,*youre no longer free.* Youve become your masters property.
When you work around cowards*all day long, dont you think its going to rub off on you?* Of course it will.* Its only a matter of time before you*sacrifice the*noblest parts of your humanity*on the altar of fear:* first courage then honesty then honor and*integrity and finally*your independent*will.* You sold your humanity for nothing*but*an illusion.* And now your greatest fear is discovering the truth of what youve become.
I dont care how badly youve been beaten down.* It is*never too late*to regain your courage.* Never!
Still want a job?
If youre currently*a well-conditioned, well-behaved*employee,*your most likely reaction to the above will be defensiveness.* Its all part of the conditioning.* But consider that if the above didnt have a grain of truth to it, you wouldnt have an*emotional*reaction at all.* This is only a reminder*of what you already know.**You can deny*your cage all you want, but the cage is still there.* Perhaps*this all*happened so gradually that*you never noticed it until now like a lobster*enjoying a nice*warm bath.
If any of this makes you mad, thats a step in the right direction.* Anger is a higher level of consciousness than apathy, so its a lot better than being numb all the time.* Any emotion even confusion is better than apathy.* If you work through your feelings instead of repressing them, youll soon emerge on the doorstep*of*courage.* And when that happens, youll have the will to actually do something about your situation and start living like*the powerful*human being you were meant to be instead of the domesticated pet*youve been*trained to be.
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posterchild336
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are you working?
the a$$hole who created that website has the nerve to ask for donations at the bottom of the page
the a$$hole who created that website has the nerve to ask for donations at the bottom of the page
Its income
john goodman
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I do this and that, way more than enough to support myself
I am graduating next week... Am I looking for a full time job?
Hell no
Dap for the 2nd paragraph alone. If you have a family or other things you need to take care of you could to parlay that job into a better, more personally beneficial situation. If I could do it all over again, I would do things so differently. I positioned myself well to be an employee (did what was expected) rather an employer than the lifestyle I actually wanted. You can want to work hard but at least have it be doing what you want to be doing. I have an independent business but I'm still not where I want to be, but getting there.
Peruvian Connect
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the a$$hole who created that website has the nerve to ask for donations at the bottom of the page
Why wouldn't he ? It's the premise of his article.
posterchild336
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I do this and that, way more than enough to support myself
I am graduating next week... Am I looking for a full time job?
Hell no
Good Luck, I dont like working for a company either, I graduated and went straight in the work force then started my mba. Got a few years working corporate under my belt, it sucks I started doing my own thing too but it is not easy..you will most likely fail, and fail again but if you dont give up you will hit it one day....You do might need a job at some point its a guaranteed stream of imcome that you need if you have expenses..I dont agree on you saying you should never get a job because you will be broke in the quickness
But I do agree with doing something on your ownAlso working for others gives you good experiences things you can draw from both successes and failures for your own company, so it is a very good thing.
Peruvian Connect
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Good Luck, I dont like working for a company either, I graduated and went straight in the work force then started my mba. Got a few years working corporate under my belt, it sucks I started doing my own thing too but it is not easy..you will most likely fail, and fail again but if you dont give up you will hit it one day....You do might need a job at some point its a guaranteed stream of imcome that you need if you have expenses..I dont agree on you saying you should never get a job because you will be broke in the quickness
Also working for others gives you good experiences things you can draw from both successes and failures for your own company, so it is a very good thing.
Honestly the only good thing about a job is healthcare. You can easily make $200 a day doing various things at your own leisure. A lot of people are not disclipined enough to do this though