Interviewer: Where were you 200 years ago?...tho he would prolly drop some :ducktales:
Tortoise: Pacific Ocean
Interviewer: That's 1813. Were you ever in North America or aware what was going on?
Tortoise: No.
Interviewer: Where in the Pacific Ocean were you?
Tortoise: Are you asking for GPS coordinates or something like that?
Interviewer: No... but...
Tortoise: Yeah, I was somewhere around there.
Interviewer: What do you remember of the world back then?
Tortoise: There were more whales and coral reef.
Interviewer: Interesting. Anything else?
Tortoise: Yo mama.
Interviewer: Excuse me?
Tortoise: Nothing.