[10/28/24] Well we just gotta get through it Monday Night Raw Thread

[Raw Sauce]

You just a play cousin
I mean, even moreso than the rest of the guys we we pretend are related by blood

 

[Green Ranger]

Jey hit with you not family uce
How they are pulling Sami back into this

 

[LastManStanding]

 

[Novembruh]

ok yeah
fukk them.
I'm Team Solo.
how dare you talk to that precious redheaded stepchild like he was a redheaded stepchild, Souljey Boy.
how dare.

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Superstore was underrated

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Damn alright, well Sami gon have a justified heel turn like Kevin then

Sami's finna be on his Killmonger ish.

 

[Raw Sauce]

Taught by Michin

"Allow me to paint you a scene of unparalleled cluelessness, the kind that truly deserves an award in the annals of romantic miscommunication. You see, while I may now be the devoted spouse to an extraordinary woman who speaks Korean, I somehow managed to live under the blissfully oblivious impression that she was actually speaking Chinese—a charming little misconception I maintained with unshakable confidence for the first *six months* of our relationship. Yes, half a year of linguistic delusion, during which I nodded along in sheer adoration, while failing to grasp even the most fundamental detail of her cultural identity. It wasn’t until some blessed intervention—or perhaps just the sheer weight of my ignorance—finally broke this spell, allowing me to realize, with a simultaneous sense of awe and embarrassment, that I had been lovingly and enthusiastically wrong all along!"

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

so I found out my birthday this year is on a Monday.

They got 2 weeks to get the fukkery out of their system.
Because if Rollins beats Big Belly on my birthday I will take it as a personal insult and will be done with wrestling going forward.

Conversely, if Oba show up and destroy someone, I will be back on-board so fast it will create a pop in spacetime

Mine is this Friday, kicking off MY month

Hopefully we get a fire smackdown to set it off

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Sami is NOT talking about wrestling right now.

I don't see Sami as a "don't vote, brehs" creh....

 

[Rollie Forbes]

 

[A.R.$]

I get what Jey is coming from, but Solo is a better Tribute Chief than Roman with how he treats his family

 

[Silkk]

Sami way more family than Cousin Pam wack ass ever was

 

[Vice Queen]

Yes I have a Cesar, but that's not my name.
For reference

 

[OneDeep]

Cathy Kelly stinks

That’s just a lil seasoning