MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
Man, I don’t remember this shyt creating any hype of the E. Dude came in to job to Brock and that’s it.
I couldn’t find the E video of his debut. Did they take it down?
1 Year Later: Cain Velasquez’s WWE Debut and 15 Minute Run
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Man, I don’t remember this shyt creating any hype of the E. Dude came in to job to Brock and that’s it.
I couldn’t find the E video of his debut. Did they take it down?
Was Tito Ortiz status 
Honestly forgot all about it
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
Dude got no reaction on the vid.Was Tito Ortiz status
El Cocodrilo
Superstar
I know Cain could beat my ass 
But
On that run, he just looked like he was terminally ill
Like not only was he clean shaven but dude was CLEAN clean shaven and head was clean shaven and he looked sticky and wet
Dude looked like Neo when he first gets rescued from the matrix, just a sticky, wet, grown fetus.
Nobody wants to see a grown fetus beating up Brock Lesnar or anyone else.
But
On that run, he just looked like he was terminally ill
Like not only was he clean shaven but dude was CLEAN clean shaven and head was clean shaven and he looked sticky and wet
Dude looked like Neo when he first gets rescued from the matrix, just a sticky, wet, grown fetus.
Nobody wants to see a grown fetus beating up Brock Lesnar or anyone else.
Tryna Makit
High plains drifter
When i was a kid.....
There was a flabby and sick looking mma fighter that debuted and was touted as a legit threat to the unstoppable Bill Goldberg......
That man was Tank Abbot
And even as a kid with no prior MMA experience there was no level of disbelief i could suspend to make me think that this guy....this toothless old man with a massive gut could beat Bill MF Goldberg
Fast forward and im watching wrestling with kids(nephews) and a flabby and sick looking MMA fighter debuts and is touted as a not only a threat but a conqueror of the unstoppable Brock Lesnar.....and young nephews hit commentary team with the
I had to show them boys the actual fight brehs
Cain looked so bad on his debut that the casual viewer wrote him off instantly...same way i did Abbott back in the day
This wrestling breh....presentation is everything
There was a flabby and sick looking mma fighter that debuted and was touted as a legit threat to the unstoppable Bill Goldberg......
That man was Tank Abbot
And even as a kid with no prior MMA experience there was no level of disbelief i could suspend to make me think that this guy....this toothless old man with a massive gut could beat Bill MF Goldberg
Fast forward and im watching wrestling with kids(nephews) and a flabby and sick looking MMA fighter debuts and is touted as a not only a threat but a conqueror of the unstoppable Brock Lesnar.....and young nephews hit commentary team with the
I had to show them boys the actual fight brehs
Cain looked so bad on his debut that the casual viewer wrote him off instantly...same way i did Abbott back in the day
This wrestling breh....presentation is everything
Dude got no reaction on the vid.
Had the crowd like "That's gotta be.. That's gotta be Cain"
White City Black
Ol’ Basquiat head ass
A bigger waste than a just opened, freshly bought gallon of milk from the corner store, knocked off the kitchen counter by the family dog
Cartier Murphy
Apathy’s a Tragedy & Boredom is a Crime
Whole thing reminded me of Ultimate Warrior in WCW. It was like they gave him a big payday and PPV match to put Brock over and give him his win back and that was it.
Peter Popoff
Baba Yega in black uptowns
I know Cain could beat my ass
But
On that run, he just looked like he was terminally ill
Like not only was he clean shaven but dude was CLEAN clean shaven and head was clean shaven and he looked sticky and wet
Dude looked like Neo when he first gets rescued from the matrix, just a sticky, wet, grown fetus.
Nobody wants to see a grown fetus beating up Brock Lesnar or anyone else.
PlayerNinety_Nine
Produced, Arranged, Composed and Performed by....
That AAA six man match he had where he came out in the bull mask and busted out ranas was 
....
Pretty sure the only reason they signed him was because he had worked with Cody and they saw the writing on the wall.
....Pretty sure the only reason they signed him was because he had worked with Cody and they saw the writing on the wall.
Tryna Makit
High plains drifter
I know Cain could beat my ass
But
On that run, he just looked like he was terminally ill
Like not only was he clean shaven but dude was CLEAN clean shaven and head was clean shaven and he looked sticky and wet
Dude looked like Neo when he first gets rescued from the matrix, just a sticky, wet, grown fetus.
Nobody wants to see a grown fetus beating up Brock Lesnar or anyone else.
