1 Banana, 2 Banana: The Official 2019 Miami Heat Off-Season Thread

[Da_Eggman]

Definitely see shades of J wills in him

 

[WaddupDoe!]

Herro is going to be a problem

 

[Sinnerman]

Y'all boys shot us out the gym

 

[intruder]

Duncan balling as well..

Link brehs! Links!

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Imagine if Herro fukks around and becomes Devin Booker lite

 

[intruder]

I mean this laker squad has zero legit nba talent it looks like

Let's worry about our squad. Remember when we got LeBron, Bosh and Wade many said we wouldn't even make the playoffs. Lakers will be fine.

Like my father used to say " poor man has no business worrying about rich man's problems even if it's his job to do so"

 

[Brief Keef]

boogie meeting with us...yall heard bout this ? my homie must be drunk for some reason he think we gettin kawhi

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

I would not mind Boogie, he gets an offseason to get his ass back in shape.

PG: Winslow/Dion Waiters
SG: Dragic/Herro
SF: Jimmy Butler/DJ
PF: Olynyk/James Johsnon
C:Boogie/Bam

We would make the playoffs for sure. May even make the finals since Nets and Kahwi may end up not being a factor yet.

 

[intruder]

i aint gon get hype off this herro kid wont make that mistake again

Which heat rookie did you get hyped over?

Only heat rookies that had me hyped in Summer leagues ever were :

• Dwyane Wade - that putback dunk was the first time I ever saw him. I knew right there and then we had a beast on our hands
• Daequon Cook - he was pouring 3s all over.
• Dorrell Wright - I can't front I was cautiously buying into the baby T-Mac hype
• Mario Chalmers - that time when he shut down D-Rose in SL had me thinking we found a new glove.

Players I knew were struggling from watching just a few SL games.

• Beasley - he seemed lazy. Kept on just taking 3s when he was the biggest mofo on the court. Askins had to often yellat him for him to get on the block.
• Winslow - He was so passive it annoyed the fukk out of me. I was like you're the 10th pick of the fuxking draft. SL is your time to shine. You have no business deferring to these dleague bound clowns. Looking back he was still 18 or 19 and that probably had something to do with it but still.

 

[Primetime21]

boogie meeting with us...yall heard bout this ? my homie must be drunk for some reason he think we gettin kawhi

according to who

 

[Brief Keef]

Which heat rookie did you get hyped over?

Only heat rookies that had me hyped in Summer leagues ever were :

• Dwyane Wade - that putback dunk was the first time I ever saw him. I knew right there and then we had a beast on our hands
• Daequon Cook - he was pouring 3s all over.
• Dorrell Wright - I can't front I was cautiously buying into the baby T-Mac hype
• Mario Chalmers - that time when he shut down D-Rose in SL had me thinking we found a new glove.

Players I knew were struggling from watching just a few SL games.

• Beasley - he seemed lazy. Kept on just taking 3s when he was the biggest mofo on the court. Askins had to often yellat him for him to get on the block.
• Winslow - He was so passive it annoyed the fukk out of me. I was like you're the 10th pick of the fuxking draft. SL is your time to shine. You have no business deferring to these dleague bound clowns. Looking back he was still 18 or 19 and that probably had something to do with it but still.

ennis

 

[Kang Deezy]

Herro is going to be a problem

Based on a summer league game against probably the worst summer league roster of all time

 

[Brief Keef]

according to who

Miami Heat Rumors: Heat to Meet With Center DeMarcus Cousins - Heat Nation

 

[Draje]

Talk to me boys, how’d they look?

 

[Primetime21]

Talk to me boys, how’d they look?