1 Banana, 2 Banana: The Official 2019 Miami Heat Off-Season Thread

[Sohh_lifted]

Spo is just average. Lebron had to put on all time heroic performances just for us to make the finals the first couple of years

I think also Spo had the benefit of having rothstein, bob mcadoo, keith askins as his assistant coaches, he has been allowed to choose his staff past couple years and look who we got and now Juwan Howard gone, I dont even think we have a black coach on staff lol

 

[F K]

Spo is just average. Lebron had to put on all time heroic performances just for us to make the finals the first couple of years

The thing about spo is that he has moments of brilliance and moments of abject stupidity.
Sticking with Bibby for so long
Moving Bosh to the 5 when everyone said he was too soft

His rotations

Getting Bron to buy in to playing deep in the post

Shutting down D rose with aggressive trapping and blitzing
Getting blown out by the Spurs because of aggressive trapping and blitzing

Those defensive rankings
Those offensive rankings

edit: the guy up top is right, too many yes men and nobodies on the staff right now. Octavio de la Grana, Chris Quinn? Dan Craig?

 

[F K]

I think also Spo had the benefit of having rothstein, bob mcadoo, keith askins as his assistant coaches, he has been allowed to choose his staff past couple years and look who we got and now Juwan Howard gone, I dont even think we have a black coach on staff lol

Spo is great at getting black men hired for head coaching jobs

 

[Sohh_lifted]

The thing about spo is that he has moments of brilliance and moments of abject stupidity.
Sticking with Bibby for so long
Moving Bosh to the 5 when everyone said he was too soft

His rotations

Getting Bron to buy in to playing deep in the post

Shutting down D rose with aggressive trapping and blitzing
Getting blown out by the Spurs because of aggressive trapping and blitzing

Those defensive rankings
Those offensive rankings

edit: the guy up top is right, too many yes men and nobodies on the staff right now. Octavio de la Grana, Chris Quinn? Dan Craig?

 

[intruder]

Alright, chumps. I'm just now landing in town. What's going on in town this weekend?
Here to see moms but I wanna get out too. Last time I came I didn't get to even sniff the outside of the house other than to go to the store.

Haitian brehs, is the griyo lady on 56th street still around? Feeling like a fiend right now

 

[Da_Eggman]

Alright, chumps. I'm just now landing in town. What's going on in town this weekend?
Here to see moms but I wanna get out too. Last time I came I didn't get to even sniff the outside of the house other than to go to the store.

Haitian brehs, is the griyo lady on 56th street still around? Feeling like a fiend right now

I just started messing with a Haitian woman what should I expect?

 

[intruder]

Spo is great at getting black men hired for head coaching jobs

Spoelstra basically has a stronger looking coaching tree than Phil Jackson right now

 

[intruder]

I just started messing with a Haitian woman what should I expect?

Some of the most evil, triffling, gossiping ass women God has ever made But they so sweet and nurturing you just can't live without them
I have a love and hate relationship with my own kind as far as the women go. I mostly date AA women lately and they are by far my favorites. Well my main chick right now is Guyanese but got a few side pieces here and there. My friends says it's because AA women are just exotic to me since I didn't grow up here or whatever.

But for me to breakdown Haitian women for you id have to understand where she's from like did she grow up in Haiti or in the US? I normally don't fukk with the US born and raised ones since they tend to be a bit extra for me. They're like hybrids between AA and Haitian. Not always in a good way.

The Haitian women born and raised in haiti are a bit more down to earth but they have their own complexity too due some of the bad Haitian societal habits which can be toxic in their own way. Those I'd have to explain further but another time.

 

[Da_Eggman]

Some of the most evil, triffling, gossiping ass women God has ever made But they so sweet and nurturing you just can't live without them
I have a love and hate relationship with my own kind as far as the women go. I mostly date AA women lately and they are by far my favorites. Well my main chick right now is Guyanese but got a few side pieces here and there. My friends says it's because AA women are just exotic to me since I didn't grow up here or whatever.

But for me to breakdown Haitian women for you id have to understand where she's from like did she grow up in Haiti or in the US? I normally don't fukk with the US born and raised ones since they tend to be a bit extra for me. They're like hybrids between AA and Haitian. Not always in a good way.

The Haitian raised ones are a bit more down to earth but they have their own complexity too with some of the bad Haitian societal habits. Those I'd have to explain further but another time.

American raised

 

[intruder]

American raised

I probably wouldn't fuxk with her myself but that's just me. She still might be cool but some of them would feel I'm too Haitian for them. There are some dope ones out there tho. Were
you on SOHH back in the days?
Remember that Haitian chick Jade_Feria? I follow her on IG.(numarealestate or ritchnerys.numaryen) I don't even like lightskinned women like that but even after the baby she still cute as fuxk

But again it's just me as a Haitian born and raised that has a problem with them. When they say they want a Haitian man what they really mean is they want a man who speaks Kreyol, has an appreciation for Haitian culture but with the African-American type " swagger" for lack of a better word. That's why they tend to date AAs and Jamaicans more.
I spent some of my teenage years here but I can't live up to those expectstions

 

[F K]

I thought we had some bball talk going and you nikkas are in here hosting your own version of the bachelor


I ain't mad though

 

[Sauce Dab]

Everybody looking for the next Draymond

 

[F K]

Everybody looking for the next Draymond

if he didn't have baby arms he'd be top 5

 

[Sauce Dab]

if he didn't have baby arms he'd be top 5

His vertical makes up for it

 

[F K]

I don't know how I feel about this. glad it's a brother and happy that it's someone from the outside who might have a new perspective. Thibs offenses were pretty weak though

edit: Minnesota was 13th last year in ppg, so I stand corrected. I'll take the teens over the mid20s any day