Cattle Mutilation
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Make sure you pack some LysolLive from my hometown. I'll be sitting 2nd row.
[1/18/23] AEW Dynamite: Willow vs. Storm, Darby vs. Kushida, OC vs. Lethal, Danielson vs. Bandido, Young Bucks vs. Top Flight, Starks vs. Lisp
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Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
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TOP FLIGHT MATCH
This would have been me taking that chop but with dikk on brick mode. Then I’m proceeding to let teach her my moves and finisher called the pretzel. 
I'm going to watch, but not really excited for the card. Those are typically the better shows.
Kushida was only mildly entertaining when he was Alex Shelly's partner. However, he's Japanese, so he'll automatically get "this is awesome" chants from The Unwashed.
PLEASE let Top Flight vs the Young Bucks be a one-off. The Martin brothers should be learning from competent opponents (DB & Cesaro, Lethal & Jarrett, FTR), not learning bad ring habits from undersized MAGA gymnasts.
Jay Lethal needs to win tonight. He has officially become the Chad Gable of AEW; a great worker with tons of charisma who puts over way too many other wrestlers.
All of these matches, but only Starks vs Hager has a storyline. Some of the other matches could be really good, but Tony Khan needs to give us a reason to care about why those matchups are happening.
Tie a few of these around your neck, you'll be alright:Live from my hometown. I'll be sitting 2nd row.
EzekelRAGE
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at andre's win over jericho being mentioend
Cattle Mutilation
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Who's hitting a Jay Driller tonight?
EzekelRAGE
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Everybody. Just like when it was Eddie's birthday or something it seemed like everyone did a frog splash or the three amigos
Cattle Mutilation
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Don't think Darby has that kind of muscleEverybody. Just like when it was Eddie's birthday or something it seemed like everyone did a frog splash or the three amigos
