[07/29] AEW Dynamite: A horse, a diamond, and a cult

[NYChase718]

Dark Order is odd with how they're presented. On one hand, you've got Reynolds/Silver who always lose, but then you have Grayson/Uno who they had quietly dominating on Dark with a sneaky Dynamite win here and there before the pandemic got Uno stuck in Canada.

Then you get a guy like Preston Vance who the debut as the new Dark Order monster and he dominates jobbers, but Moxley beat the dog shyt out of him and (kayfabe) broke his arm right after. Like, damn...

So it's weird because they present at both ends of the spectrum: are they jobbers...are they a threat...are they serious....are they comedy? Hard to tell.

Complicated fukkery

 

[Norrin Radd]

Is Ryder that jacked now, or are the Dark Order dudes like 5’6”??

Maybe both?

 

[FBGPlank]

 

[dh86]

Nobody watches AEW to see the piss break from 2010 raw. They need to get off the friends & family plan and now.

 

[WHolla09]

First time I’ve been impressed by Dark Order. They need one more solid guy and I’ll think they’ll be alright overall. BTE got those guys over for me

 

[Ribbs]

Zack Ryder is huge holy shyt

 

[NYChase718]

Nobody watches AEW to see the piss break from 2010 raw. They need to get off the friends & family plan and now.

Like Hogan coming to wcw and bringing in , brutus the barber and john tenta etc

 

[WaveMolecules]

Nobody watches AEW to see the piss break from 2010 raw. They need to get off the friends & family plan and now.

2013 raw "piss break" is WWE Champion.

Raven was Johnny Polo.

Kane was a dentist.

I could go on all day.

Give him a chance

 

[WaveMolecules]

Ricky Starks the HBK to Cages diesel

 

[NoMorePie]

I thought cody wasn't tryna sign zack Ryder

 

[Reality Check]

Watching this MJF promo and there's no doubt that Cornette had his hands and coached him on it.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Bringing this back just because

Suite Life of Zack & Cody writes itself though

 

[Bryan Danielson]

First time I’ve been impressed by Dark Order. They need one more solid guy and I’ll think they’ll be alright overall. BTE got those guys over for me

They already do have that one more solid guy..... he’s just hurt right now

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Remember when Eva Marie had a clip of herself doing a hurracanrana (after probably 30 tries) and people were like “wow she’s gotten better “?? I have zero doubt this will be the case for Ariane it wasn’t until about 3 weeks ago that there was even a video of her training. She hasn’t been in the ring in 4 years, so there’s no way she’ll suddenly be Asuka or Io in the ring. She won’t even be 09 Candice Michelle.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Remember when Eva Marie had a clip of herself doing a hurracanrana (after probably 30 tries) and people were like “wow she’s gotten better “?? I have zero doubt this will be the case for Ariane it wasn’t until about 3 weeks ago that there was even a video of her training. She hasn’t been in the ring in 4 years, so there’s no way she’ll suddenly be Asuka or Io in the ring. She won’t even be 09 Candice Michelle.

If she can atleast be Lacy Evans then that’s good enough