random shyt

I got keys to every door in my house..you name it...:manny: Front & back house keys obviously, closet door keys to lock up my clothes, sneaks, etc, bathroom door keys for when theres guests and don't want them walking in while handling my bizznes...bedroom doors as well. :blessed: To be clear...

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I've heard and seen dudes reject the thought of eating a woman's azz but don't mind slurping up the box :jbhmm: Yes, I know the implications from eating azz is much worse than eating the box...girls be on Facebook clowning on bruhs who've eaten their azz afterward, which is kinda funny to me...

So I was a college student at the time dating this woman who wasn't a student but lived across town, she was 29 and I was 22...anyways she was a baaaaad nasty freak MF BUT the only way I had an actual chance of hitting was to match her freakiness, I called her on a payphone so we could meet up...

Cashier gonna look at me :dahell: I told her that I like my money clean & shiny :sas1: she then proceeds to giggle :laugh: and gave a nice clean fresh nickel; told me to have a nice day. Does anybody else hate when you get change back and the nickels, quarters, pennies and dimes are looking...

Long story short, about an hour ago I was on my way to visit my oldest sister, niece, and nephew but they weren't home yet by since I have keys to get in for quick convenience... Anyways, I told her I'll be waiting inside and when she comes home with the kids she noticed nothing was turned...

I love both but cabbage 7 times outta 10 is better (at least IMO) than collards :wow: especially when stewed with the juice from the smoked meats (pause) and it can be eaten with or without hot sauce... Collards are great also but unlike cabbage...hot sauce is a necessity when eating greens to...

Tower Isle makes way better beef patties compared to Golden Krust who puts too much emphasis on Krust (so much shyt I gotta peel off just to eat it to avoid crust falling everywhere) but not much meat (pause) or spices. Tower Isle's beef patties are spicy :blessed: and much meatier (pause)...

Hanging around losers only brings you down, be around winners and avoid sobbing losers, who depend on other people for money to survive cause they cant do it themselves. Also avoid these set cliques of losers that hate on you for being more successful than them, whether it be in terms of...

To clarify, my girl wants me to come with her Saturday to watch her pick out sexy lingerie outfits so I can be the judge and tell :shaq: :wow:

Last week I went to the grocery store and saw $20 tapped to the window but I didn't think anything of it... Long story short I overheard a cashier telling the customer that somebody knew how to print a $20 bill image (front & back) on top of a REAL $10 bill so it can have the feel of real...

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None of these cases speak to me cause my shyt is on point :sas1: but have obviously seen some crooked hairlines, also some uneven beards that don't line up with a man's mustache and not to mention one side lower than the other :mjlol:. So which is worse in your opinion :jbhmm:? :pachaha:

Obesity can cause numerous of health complications such as diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, heart disease, sleep apnea (breathing randomly stops throughout the night, which can lead to death), fatty liver, osteoarthritis, kidney disease, etc. These are serious health concerns...

Dumbness: Showing a lack of intelligence/thought into things. Desperateness: Wanting something badly. Foolishness: A lack of good sense or judgment; stupidity. Gullibility: A tendency to be easily persuaded that something is real or true even if theres no supporting evidence; credulity. Only...

Particularly if it's coming outta my pocket, oh hell no :ufdup:. Better be on some 4-5 shyt...don't waste my money and you out here nibbling; finish that shyt :martin:. Team 4 & 5 know what I'm talking about :sas1:. :pachaha:

I just came back from the grocery store to buy some things for the weekend and they had a good deal on oatmeal so I brought some because ain't nothing better than a warm bowl of Oats during this time of year. Instant oatmeal is just :banderas: so many different flavors and it's easier to cook...

I saw this meme on Facebook but I wanted to see what TLR thinks :jbhmm: Since everybody makes six/seven figures I'm just tryna see who keeps it real like all those living in poverty :troll:

There is no waiting list and applicants are automatically approved for a lifetime stay once provoked which under certain circumstances will only be revoked if tenant somehow redeems themselves. :troll: Only real G's will understand.

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