You're on a school field trip and SUDDENLY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITES YOU

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

id def become a pro athlete, id be a triple sport athlete, get them baseball and basketball guaranteed checks, and become the coldest rb/db ever
now, do we get the cheating organic web shooters that they gave bytch ass tobey?
cause im not trying to runaround or drive around the fukking city

 

[MidniteJay]

If I get any kind of super powers where I'm OP. White Supremacy is target number #1. I'm gonna be wildin' out like Zaheer from Legend of Korra.

 

[MartyMcFly]

This goes to show:

the death of Uncle Ben = most important character moment in comics ever


@MartyMcFly what would you do?

I’d be a hero breh. That power and responsibility shyt hits hard even if it’s not my own sacrifice

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

Spiderman ain't bulletproof breh

Na, I would sneak into the WH and assassinate them wearing a mask bruh. Plus you said knowledge of science, I would use that to create a mechanical spider to poison Eric and Donald Jr. on some Geoffrey from GoT type shyt.

 

[Wild self]

Be a pro boxer and have orgies on top of orgies every night.

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

That's what makes it a tough decision

Going down as the goat boxer

Taking less damage than Floyd but delivering more damage than Tyson

Ballin like crazy and all the spoils

Wouldn’t you be outed if they did a blood test though?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Wouldn’t you be outed if they did a blood test though?

Radioactive spider blood is not USADA tested.

 

[Zero]

Become an elite spy and sell your skills of espionage to the highest bidder

I mean...who could fukk with me?

 

[hood b. goode]

Pretty sure this happened to Adrian Peterson

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Pretty sure this happened to Adrian Peterson

Bo Jackson. Sadly though, spider hips aren't incredibly strong

 

[Jax]

Breh this isn’t Superman it’s fukking Spider-Man. You are not overthrowing any gorvenment as Spider-Man. Now if OP had said you fell out of the sky in a rocket ship as a baby we would be talking.

that or a Jason Bourne related thread would be fire too. I'mma do that if OP doesn't

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Radioactive spider blood is not USADA tested.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Wouldn’t you be outed if they did a blood test though?

its part of his dna
so it would probably just come back normal
and they test for certain drugs n shyt that are on a list

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Pretty sure this happened to Adrian Peterson

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

imagine being a running back in the nfl with spider-mans powers
youd be fukking unsopable
that would be like the best position (offensively) to play because you wouldnt have to really rely on anyone else
then if you were like a free safety youd just be in cover 1 all game snaging ints all game lol
or on the d line and blow up the oline every snap