You ever been sonned by a little kid?

[Mowgli]

The Undisputed G.O.A.T. reverence him

Sometimes i think about that kid when im driving in the car and play back the moment in my brain

I'll straight up say fukk YOU

Out loud.

My wife looking at me like, U alright babe?





Bad ass kids make me sick to my stomach.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

i remember me and this lil nikka were flaming eachother afew years back, and breh said that i looked like i survived 9 strokes . had the homies and i all DEAD

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

My niece is the queen of this..she hit me with this after i broke up with my ex

Her- Do you have a new girlfriend yet?

Me - No i dont have a new one.

Her- You need to get a girlfriend soon because you're getting older and don't you want to get married and have kids? I dont want you to be by yourself forever and be a loser without a family.

Me-

Me and my sister just looked at each other speechless

When men say "my kids make me want to be a better man" its not on some noble self improvement shyt. It's for the man's emotional survival

Seems like girls are worse with this. They dont have boys strength so they have to battle with wits

 

[wickedsm]

Both of my siblings are very active in Church, one sibling is a pastor and his wife is a co-pastor and other sibling is Church secretary . I am merely a member soooo..
we were out driving one day to the store me and my 2 kids and my sister and her 2 kids and talking about what we needed to get which included drinks.

in the store shopping just out of the blue
my then 5 yo nephew said
"Make sure you get beer. thats aunties favorite drink"

looking around at the white people in the store cause you know little kids always say shyt like that mad loud.


me: we were talking about soda and juice. we are gonna get some.
nephew: okay. you should still get some beer since its your favorite.




I joke about that with him now cause hes 22. We had a drink together the last time i was in his state.

 

[Nymbus]

Thread is jokes:ahahaha:
I've been ethered on the regular basis since highschool
I probably deserve it though seeing how I was one of those smart mouth mf when I was a kid
...

I remember once my lil brother and his friends had come back from a birthday party at Chuck e cheese
and when they came home I had snuck one of those gag teeth from out the goodie bags
like this

went downstairs with it on on some "Hey how's it going guys"
Him-"..What?"
Me-"Notice anything different?"
Him-"Am I supposed to?"
Had me feelin and insecure about my teeth since I had had problems a few years erlier but I thought they straightened/whitened out nicely

Another more recent one
My mom was dropping me off at my pizza job before taking my 8 year old niece to see Inside Out
Her-"This is where you work?"
Me-"Yeah,where do you work?"
Her-"When are you going to get a real job? That way you can have your own car too"
Nevermind the fact that her daddy 45 jobless and live at home and her mama come from ghetto white people
She always got something slick to say about my socio-economic standing
Don't she know I'm hard enough on myself?

 

[Ineedmoney504]

I honestly don't ever talk to kids. I hate kids. I don't think I ever had a full conversation with a child. Why would I? Ain't shyt that little kid knows about that's gonna benefit me in any way. Just shut the fukk up, go to your room, and go to bed so mommy can blow me in the living room

the words of a nikka that been sonned by a preteen


Who hurt u bro?

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Her-"When are you going to get a real job? That way you can have your own car too"

She probably heard her mom talking to her pops like that though. So she loses originality points for that.

Still though

 

[beanz]

my little cousin was asking his father what a "gay" person was

my uncle was like "a gay man is somebody who decided he doesnt like females anymore"

and my little cousin was like "like beanz!?"

i was on my woman hating shyt after getting shytted on by my ex. idk how he picked up on that tho but that was funny.

 

[Rue]

One day i made my niece mad then she started screaming and crying, and i kept asking her whats wrong

Her: fukk you
Me:

Her: you're an ugly girl

Me:

 

[flea]

the words of a nikka that been sonned by a preteen


Who hurt u bro?

i wish i had a story to tell but i dont even my closest homie's kid is 10 and he's scared to death to talk to me

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

One day i made my niece mad then she started screaming and crying, and i kept asking her whats wrong

Her: fukk you
Me:

Her: you're an ugly girl

Me:

 

[Mr Rager]

My lil punk ass 8th grade cousin came home talking bout he had a girlfriend now. We at a family get together, the whole family is in the living room

Aunt: what does she look like
Punk cousin: She's taller than Clutch
Whole family:

I got laughed out of the room. Hope that lil nikka gets cut from the basketball team

 

[ThrvxxAura]

I was chilling out in the neighborhood one day. Me and my friends stopped at one of their mutual family friends house. The family was one of those golden skin mixed breeds that just automatically popped out above average humans. Anyway, we were sitting outside and this little girl was near me messing with my skateboard, I was just sitting trying to just pass the time as my homies talked to their mom. When all of a sudden the little girl goes "Stop looking at my cousins butt! ". There was about 9 people outside 5 family members and my nigguhs. I look at her and from then on I was towards her. Honestly I was looking tho but not to hard that little girl was just doing the most and it was uncalled for when I was just glancing and caught it in my general direction. Her cousin was top redshirt prospect at the time and she was already active on the low. So now I dub anything this little girl said or asked of me to this day because she needed to be knocked down a peg.

 

[semtex]

I made this thread

 

[General Mills]

When I was 21 (and in college) I told my 8 year old cousin i didn't have a car. He said "you're 21 and don't have a car? you need to get a life"

I got sonned by a old EX and her two lil kids. The girl screamed on me in a mall and the lil boy threw a rock into my back window.